New uses for an old product!

[Nobody Special]

New uses for an old product!

A man doing market research knocked on a door and was greeted by a young woman with three small children running around at her feet. He said, "I'm doing some research for Vaseline. Have you ever used the product?"

She said, "Yes. My husband and I use it all the time."

"If you don't mind my asking, what do you use it for?"

"We use it for sex."

The researcher was a little taken aback. He said, "Usually people lie to me and say that they use it on a child's bicycle chain, or to help with a gate hinge. But, in fact, I know that most people do use it for sex. I admire you for your honesty. Since you have been frank so far, can you tell me exactly how you use it for sex?"

The woman said, "I don't mind telling you at all. My husband and I put it on the door knob and it keeps the kids out."



Sounds like a good Idea to me just thought I would share

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[Nobody Special]

A Dog Named...

Everybody who has a dog calls him ",Rover", or ",Boy.", I call mine Sex.

Now Sex has been very embarrassing to me. When I went to City Hall to renew his dog license, I told the clerk I would like to have a license for Sex. He said, ",I'd like to have one, too.", Then I said,
",But this is a dog!", He said he didn't care what she looked like. Then I said, ",But you don't understand. I've had Sex since I was nine years old.", He said I must have been quite a kid.

When I got married and went on my honeymoon, I took the dog with me. I told the motel clerk that I wanted a room for my wife and me and a special room for Sex. He said every room in the place was for sex. I said, ",You don't understand. Sex keeps me awake at night!", The clerk said, ",Me too.",

One day I entered Sex in a contest, but before the competition began, the dog ran away. Another contestant asked me why I was just standing there looking around. I told him I had planned to have Sex in the contest. He told me I should have sold my own tickets. ",But you don't understand,", I said, ",I had hoped to have Sex on TV.", He called
me a show-off.

When my wife and I separated, we went to court to fight custody of the dog. I said, ",Your honor, I had Sex before I was married.", The judge said, ",Me too.", Then I told him that after I was married, Sex left me. He said, ",Me too.",

Last night Sex ran off again. I spent hours looking around town for him. A cop came over to me and asked, ",What are you doing in this alley at 4:00 in the morning?", I said, ",I'm looking for Sex.",

My case comes up Friday.