New use for sex toy?

[Huckleman2000]

Butterfly Fuck-Swing Filled With Junk Mail
The Onion cuts close to the bone.

 

[Chantilyvamp]

lmao

 

[rgraham666]

Hilarious.

 

[Lisa Denton]

I liked the part where he said "I was just thinking yesterday, Boy, I can't remember the last time I had my fist up my wife's asshole,"

 

[Guest]

This made me giggle.

Also noticeably absent from the couple's sexual repertoire is the bright purple silicone butt plug that, for the past several weeks, has been the favorite chew toy of their Pomeranian, Champ.

 

[TxRad]

Funny yes and probably more truth than fiction.....

Welcome to married with children...... and i ain't talking the TV show...

 

[galaxygoddess]

All of that would mildly disturb me if it wasn't so damned funny.

 

[Salvor-Hardon]

mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm sex swing... *drools*