AriaSilverfyre
Gamer Chick
- Joined
- Oct 15, 2001
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The only thing that the IRS has not yet taxed is the male penis. This is dues to the fact that 40% of the time it is hanging around unemployed, 30% of the time it is hard up, 20% of the time it is pissed off and 10% of the time it is in the hole. On top of that, it has two dependants and they are both nuts.
Effective March 1st, 2002, your penis will be taxed according to size. The tax brackets are as follows:
10- 12" $30 luxury tax
8-10" $25 pole tax
5-8" $15 privilege tax
4-5" $10 nuisance tax
Males exceeding 12" must file under capital gains. Anyone under 4 inches is eligible for a refund.
PLEASE DO NOT ASK FOR AN EXTENSION!!!
The IRS is still waiting for answers to the following questions:
~Are there penalties for early withdrawals?
~What if one's penis is self-employed?
~Do multiple partners count as a corperation?
~Are condoms a deductable expense as work clothes?
~Is there an additional tax if you are not circumcised?
Sincerely,
Pecker Checker
Internal Revenue Service
Effective March 1st, 2002, your penis will be taxed according to size. The tax brackets are as follows:
10- 12" $30 luxury tax
8-10" $25 pole tax
5-8" $15 privilege tax
4-5" $10 nuisance tax
Males exceeding 12" must file under capital gains. Anyone under 4 inches is eligible for a refund.
PLEASE DO NOT ASK FOR AN EXTENSION!!!
The IRS is still waiting for answers to the following questions:
~Are there penalties for early withdrawals?
~What if one's penis is self-employed?
~Do multiple partners count as a corperation?
~Are condoms a deductable expense as work clothes?
~Is there an additional tax if you are not circumcised?
Sincerely,
Pecker Checker
Internal Revenue Service
