New slave on the block

[sweet_slave]

Can't for the life of me find a thread for introducing newbies and my brain is starting to hurt so ...

i made my own


Hi everyone!

i posted this question in what i thought was a newbie thread and thankfully someone told me that no one goes there (*smiles at her friend*) so am reposting it here ....

Now this is probably a really dumb question but i am going to ask it anyway (public humiliation has always kinda been my thing ...)

Is there any way to insert paragraphs into my (admittedly very long but i am a details girl) biography on my profile?

Thanks in anticipation

~ sweet_slave

 

[bunny bondage]

welcome! i'm afraid i don't have an answer to your question, but i didn't want to see the thread get pushed all the way to the bottom! so here's a bump up for ya!

(the night watch-bunny)

 

[Princessintrng]

Welcome

I too have no idea how to answer your question, but wanted an opportunity to say hello. Hope you do get an answer and enjoy yourself here.

 

[Vixandra]

You're more then welcome to post pictures up on the Amature Pic forum and paste a link to that in either your profile or your sig line. Once you've hit 100 posts (not hard here, trust me) you can post a pic as your AV (like mine of the blue haired anime girl in a blue dress {or at least it was when I posted this} that I made).

 

[sweet_slave]

Thanks to those who have taken the time to be nice to a newbie here and special thanks to Vixandra for the pic advice.

i am, however, still hunting those elusive paragraph breaks! (i like things to look pretty in print)

~sweet slave

 

[WriterDom]

Hi, and welcome

You may want to ask in the "How To" forum.

 

[snoozebutton]

Did I hear slave block?

 

[FungiUg]

Kind of like a mental block, but with slavery involved...

Welcome, sweet. This place does take a little getting used to, but I've found it worthwhile!

 

[Kajira Callista]

Kind of like a mental block, but with slavery involved...

Welcome, sweet. This place does take a little getting used to, but I've found it worthwhile!

are we having an auction? *wavies to the sweet slave up on the block and runs for the hills*

 

[lark sparrow]

Do I hear $500? Hiya sweet_slave. Is anyone paying in more than cyber dollars, because I think I can do this gig... but only with a generous cut. 30% minimum. Otherwise we're going to have to move you to one of the story lines.

 

[sweet_slave]

Auction away - although since i am the owner i guess i get to set the price.

$500 is a pretty paltry bid for a slave of such rare and exquisite quality - even in cyber dollars. Beauty, brains and all her teeth? She has got to be worth at least $5000 - i will throw in a free set of Ginsu knives too.

Meanwhile, back in paragraph frustration land ...

~sweet

 

[lark sparrow]

lol do I hear a million plus for this beauty with brains and a wit about her which cannot be lost among joking? 30% of a million cyber dollars has to add up to something real, yes?

I thought you had paragraph together! Your biography is detailed and interesting!

 

[sweet_slave]

lark sparrow you do realize you are bidding with yourself don't you? Like monetary masturbation ...

I thought you had paragraph together! Your biography is detailed and interesting!

Thanks! But it is still one big 711 word unreadable mess not at all reflective of the orderly, creative mind of its writer.
*shrugs* i like things to look pretty ... it's a weird thing i know.

*wanders off to add to her list of fetishes*

 

[lark sparrow]

lark sparrow you do realize you are bidding with yourself don't you? Like monetary masturbation ...

lol well perhaps if I started a thread that was built upon a new slave on the block... but as a spectator at your making... nah!

 

[sweet_slave]

well the thread title was deliberate double entendre.

i am making a spectacle of myself aren't i? (maybe it is because i wear glasses) OK i admit it. my name is sweet_slave and i am an exhibitionist with a lexical bent.

Paragraph frustration land is getting worse - i asked in the "how to" forum as suggested and some bright spark cut and pasted my whole profile into his post to add paragraphs.

Sheesh, i am an exhibitionist sure but subtle, yanno?

~sweet

 

[lark sparrow]

You still can't blame me if no one bids but in private!!!

 

[sweet_slave]

If they are bidding in private then they are leaving me out of the loop too LOL

 

[FungiUg]

i am making a spectacle of myself aren't i?

Well, there's only one of you... so how about a monocle?

 

[FungiUg]

You still can't blame me if no one bids but in private!!!

Well, I'll happily bid lark's butt... even in public!

 

[sweet_slave]

Well they don't call you an incorrogible flirt for nothing do they FungiUg??

Monocle would be accurate if i didn't have a split personality:

sweet_slave and even_sweeter_slave

 

[FungiUg]

Oh, so you come in one lump or two?

Anyway, I thought only we Geminis were allowed to have two personalities...

 

[sweet_slave]

Oh, so you come in one lump or two?

Nothing remotely lumpy about this prime piece of smooth slave flesh - quit poking the merchandise and bid already! Both of you.

~sweet

 

[snoozebutton]

Nothing remotely lumpy about this prime piece of smooth slave flesh - quit poking the merchandise and bid already! Both of you.

~sweet

Not bidding till know if you can make gravy or not. It's the Fifth food group Down South you know.

 

[sweet_slave]

Not bidding till know if you can make gravy or not

Gravy? i can do anything from gravy to poulet saute a l'estragon - anything with whipped cream a specialty .

~sweet

 

[FungiUg]

Why am I not surprised to find Snooze and I planning to bid for the same slave?

Okay, I'll start the bidding. I bid two bottle-tops and a pull-ring from a can. (I can already make gravy...)