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JAMESBJOHNSON
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If your masterpiece reminds me of FINEGANS WAKE it gets a ONE BOMB. It must be lucid and coherent and cohesive to rise above ONE STAR. That is, it must be recognizable as SOMETHING. If I'm clueless it gets a ONE. If its schizophrenic word salad it gets ONE STAR. See FINEGANS WAKE.
If it isn't a real story it gets TWO STARS. If it has no premise or point, TWO STARS. If its a PC scold or lecture in disguise TWO STARS.
If the story reminds me of a Milton Berle routine (he stole material from everyone) it gets THREE STARS. If the writing is tepid and timid, 3 STARS. if the characters wont say SHIT, tho they have a mouthful, 3 STARS.
4 STARS is for the REAL DEAL minus a decent edit to correct typos, spelling, etc.
5 STARS is for something new that's well made.
I read an effort this morning that's quite popular with the AH All Starz. But what I saw is a tub of static verbs and THATS. As I like to say, theres nuthin wrong with girls, and nuthin wrong with spinach, but a girl with spinach stuck in her teeth is something else.
If it isn't a real story it gets TWO STARS. If it has no premise or point, TWO STARS. If its a PC scold or lecture in disguise TWO STARS.
If the story reminds me of a Milton Berle routine (he stole material from everyone) it gets THREE STARS. If the writing is tepid and timid, 3 STARS. if the characters wont say SHIT, tho they have a mouthful, 3 STARS.
4 STARS is for the REAL DEAL minus a decent edit to correct typos, spelling, etc.
5 STARS is for something new that's well made.
I read an effort this morning that's quite popular with the AH All Starz. But what I saw is a tub of static verbs and THATS. As I like to say, theres nuthin wrong with girls, and nuthin wrong with spinach, but a girl with spinach stuck in her teeth is something else.