New Reality Show's Sexual Orientation Twist

[3113]

Okay. I've found a new reality show to indulge in on MTV: A Shot at Love

This is a bachelor/bachelorette type show with a famous person, Tila Tequila (Not so famous that I knew who she was--apparently a model, actress, singer/dancer) choosing from among contestants for her one true love. And boy, has the dating game got a twist this time: Tila is bi-sexual.

You begin to see why I mention this show here.

So...first show, she invites over 16 hunky guys to her vast mansion home, and they're all suppose to present her with a gift. She meets them, explains what she loves about guys, the gentlemen meet her one by one and woo her with their gifts (moving, silly, clever, stupid gifts, depending). She eliminates five and keeps eleven. They are told to return the next day for a pool party.

Right after they leave 16 very sexy lesbians arrive! Some of these girls are very excited; a reality show about lesbians! How groundbreaking! And Tila's a lesbian! WOW! Tila explains how much she likes female softness and smells, talks to the girls one by one. The sexy ladies change into revealing outfits and parade down a runway to show Tila what kind of girlfriend they'd be. She eliminates five and keeps eleven, and yes, invites them to the pool party.

The next day the guys arrive, and then the girls--the hunky guys gawk at the sexy girls, the sexy girls glance at the hunky guys and say, "EW!", and Tila, standing between them confesses the truth...she's bi-sexual. Cue dramatic music and scenes from upcoming episodes...including pole dances, cat fights, fist fights, shoving matches, screaming matches and drunken parties. Can a group of hetero guys become friends with bunch of lesbians who are their competition? Can a bunch of lesbians buddy up to hetero guys who are trying to steal away a girl they know ought to be with one of them? Who will murder who? Stay tuned....

I'm gonna learn so much from this show!

 

[Trinique_Fire]

I fucking love this show.

 

[Liar]

(Not so famous that I knew who she was--apparently a model, actress, singer/dancer)

Meaning, Playboy pinup who never made it to centerfold status, have lip-synced half naked to a forgettable single made bearable by the wonders of auto-tune, and appered as "Hot college chick #3" in an episode of a Charlie Sheen sitcom.

 

[Trinique_Fire]

Meaning, Playboy pinup who never made it to centerfold status, have lip-synced half naked to a forgettable single made bearable by the wonders of auto-tune, and appered as "Hot college chick #3" in an episode of a Charlie Sheen sitcom.

So what? She's adorable and I'd do her.

 

[Liar]

So what? She's adorable and I'd do her.

Ya, me too. It's just the singer/actress part that annoys me. Why does every damn model think they can be pop icons and moviestars too?

 

[Trinique_Fire]

Ya, me too. It's just the singer/actress part that annoys me. Why does every damn model think they can be pop icons and moviestars too?

If I got my foot into the business, I'd want to try a little bit of everything too. Can you blame them?

Also, I'd totally make my own reality show. Sort of like The Real World: Ghetto

 

[fieryjen]

When is that on? I'd totally watch it.

Edit: nevermind, found the link

 

[Trinique_Fire]

When is that on? I'd totally watch it.

Edit: nevermind, found the link

MTV...I know that much. Not sure when it's on, exactly. Mind telling?

 

[matriarch]

*sigh*.........I am so glad we don't get that here. Typical waste of space TV.

 

[Trinique_Fire]

*sigh*.........I am so glad we don't get that here. Typical waste of space TV.

Better than CNN. I'm tired of depressing world news. I'd rather watch hot chicks make out.

 

[3113]

Also, I'd totally make my own reality show. Sort of like The Real World: Ghetto

FIRE UP! Trinique's new reality show: Okay, Trinique, what girls and what guys get to be in your house and fight to win your love?

 

[fieryjen]

Well, it says on the MTV site that the premiere was Tuesday the 9th at 10pm... so I'm assuming that Tuesdays at 10 is its regular time slot.

And even though that girl's name makes me cringe, I have to admit that she is smoking hot.

 

[fieryjen]

FIRE UP! Trinique's new reality show: Okay, Trinique, what girls and what guys get to be in your house and fight to win your love?

Can I? Can I?

There totally have been married girls on reality dating shown before. I'd fit right in

 

[Trinique_Fire]

FIRE UP! Trinique's new reality show: Okay, Trinique, what girls and what guys get to be in your house and fight to win your love?

There's only one woman whose love I fight for.

No, my reality show would be a Real World version of our house, family, and neighborhood/town.

 

[3113]

Meaning, Playboy pinup who never made it to centerfold status, have lip-synced half naked to a forgettable single made bearable by the wonders of auto-tune, and appered as "Hot college chick #3" in an episode of a Charlie Sheen sitcom.

LOL! Undoubtedly too true, but hey, she fit the bill for what they wanted in this reality show...a hot bi-sexual chick with enough of a fan base to attract both men and women. And willing to make out on camera with both sexes. She already engaged in some girl-on-girl kisses.

The one regret I have is that they will never, never, never do this show with a bi-sexual guy (*sigh*).

 

[3113]

Well, it says on the MTV site that the premiere was Tuesday the 9th at 10pm... so I'm assuming that Tuesdays at 10 is its regular time slot.

I must have caught the re-run then. I'm sure they'll repeat it and probably offer a downloadable version as well.

 

[fieryjen]

I must have caught the re-run then. I'm sure they'll repeat it and probably offer a downloadable version as well.

I'm watching the premiere right now It's not hard to find on the MTV homepage.

 

[Trinique_Fire]

Probably the MTV website has a link to the epi's online.

Also, try your own shot at my love in my Tila Tequila knockoff thread.

 

[fieryjen]

Probably the MTV website has a link to the epi's online.

Also, try your own shot at my love in my Tila Tequila knockoff thread.

Couldn't resist.

I think there's rules to it though. At least one must turn out to be a horrible human being. At least one must be clueless. At least one must be the skankiest thing alive. One must be exposed as a fraud halfway through.

You gotta think about your cast for dramatic value, you know?

 

[Trinique_Fire]

Couldn't resist.

I think there's rules to it though. At least one must turn out to be a horrible human being. At least one must be clueless. At least one must be the skankiest thing alive. One must be exposed as a fraud halfway through.

You gotta think about your cast for dramatic value, you know?

Nah, no rules like that. But there will only be one winner....

Since it's the internet, I have to be innovative and think of some different ideas..

 

[3113]

I think there's rules to it though. At least one must turn out to be a horrible human being. At least one must be clueless. At least one must be the skankiest thing alive. One must be exposed as a fraud halfway through.

You gotta think about your cast for dramatic value, you know?

Valid rules! We do need to keep to the formula here in order to give T.F. the full experience of having a house full of jealous, competitive suitors.

Let see...one of us also has to get drunk and throw up--or does that go with the skankiest? And one of us has to be uber-sensitive. If a girl, she'll break into tears whenever someone says something critical about her, weeping copiously while informing the other person "y-y-you d-d-don't k-know what I've-I've been through!" Followed by a terribly sad story. If a guy...explosive and weird. All the other guys will have to hold him back while insisting that he "Chill man. Chill!"

 

[cahab]

My suggestion for a reality show would be a BDSM one where a submissive gets to choose a dom. Don't know what channel that would air on but that I would pay to see.

 

[fieryjen]

My suggestion for a reality show would be a BDSM one where a submissive gets to choose a dom. Don't know what channel that would air on but that I would pay to see.

I could picture it the other way round, but I can't see this working in the slightest if a submissive is given a disproportionate amount of power. It would completely fuck the dynamic.

 

[jomar]

Probably the MTV website has a link to the epi's online.

Also, try your own shot at my love in my Tila Tequila knockoff thread.

Ah yes. Now TF's thread makes sense to me.

 

[Zeb_Carter]

Have I ever told you how much I hate reality shows???????