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OK, here are the rules for this sexual role play thread. You are a radio announcer for a program called Celebrity Sex Chat. You are interviewing a celebrity--any celebrity--and that celebrity must be open & honest about his or her sexuality.
This thread is open to ANYONE, to post as ANY celebrity, and to say ANY sexual things about that celebrity!
Here's an example.
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Announcer: Welcome to Celebrity Sex Chat. Our guest in our studio today is Tom Hanks. Hi, Tom, and welcome to Celebrity Sex Chat.
Tom Hanks: It's a pleasure to be here!
Announcer:Not as much of a pleasure as it is to be with Rita Wilson, I'll bet! (laughs). So tell me, Tom, what's your secret? How is it you have one of Hollywood's longest lasting and most successful marriages?
Tom Hanks: Uhh--I'm not sure we have any particular secret. None that I want to share on the airwaves, anyway! (laughs nervously)
Announcer: Oh, c'mon Tom. This is Celebrity Sex Chat. You're SUPPOSED to share all the juicy details. Is there something special Rita Wilson does in the bedroom, that has kept you together for so many years?
Tom Hanks: Well, there is sort of one thing. It's not so much a thing SHE does, More of how she reacts to what I do! I guess you could say it was what helped me fall in love with her in the first place!
Announcer: Do tell!
Tom Hanks: Well...how to put this delicately.
Announcer: Forget delicate, Tom. This is Celebrity Sex Chat. Be as raunchy as you want! As open and honest as you dare!
Tom Hanks: Well...see...ummm. OK! I'm a professional actor, I can DO this! OK! Well, I am quite the connoisseur of...can I say cunnilingus on the air?
Announcer: You just did!
Tom Hanks: (laughs nervously) And the world didn't come to an end because I said "cunnilngus" on radio! Anyway I love EVERYTHING about going down on a woman. I love how her body quivers and trembles under my tongue. I love the view deep iside an open, slick and slippery. horny, spectacularly beautiful, pretty little tight pussy. I love the whimpering noises of pleasure, teh soft moans she makes as I kiss, lick, and suck on her pussy lips, her clit, her G-spot. I love the feel of soft, silky thighs pressed tightly against my ears. I love the strong sexual scent of her arousal. And most of all, I love the taste of the sweet flowing juices of her desires.
Well, I barely knew Rita, we were actiing together in a film. I was in her trailer and we were chatting casually, about the film, about her career, about my career, about our childhood memories, about life in general. She was changing costumes between scenes. She either didn't notice I was still standing in her trailer after our brief chat, or she didn't care. She simply skimmed off her panties right in front of me!
I'm usually not this forward, but I remarked that she had absolutely the prettiest pussy I'd EVER seen. She smiled, blushed slightly, and muttered "thank you." Then she smiled, "just how many pussies HAVE you seen?" Then before I could answer, she nervously gigled "Never mind! You'r e a popular, successful actor! I don't WANT to know how many pussies you've seen!"
I launched into my Jack Nicholson impression: "You can't HANDLE the truth!"
Rita laughed, which I took as a great sign. If a woman laughs at your jokes, you're IN with her! Then I asked Rita "So tell me, does it TASTE as great as it looks?"
Rita laughed again, a little nervously this time. Then she said "I wouldn't know. I'm not in the HABIT of tasting pussy!"
"Not even your own?" I grinned.
"I'm not in the HABIT of tasting pussy!" she repeated.
I grinned and told her, "Ahhh, but I am! I LOVE how pussies taste. And yours looks like it might be ESPECIALLY delicious!"
Then I sank to my knees in front of her. "May I?"
Rita hesitated but a moment before replying, "Yes, I think I would LIKE that!"
Well, let me tell you, Rita has the tastiest pussy in all of Hollywood, bar NONE! And you can take my word on that! Because before I met Rita, I had tasted ALL the top actress pussy in all of Hollywood! There were some pretty tasty ones, too!
ANNOUNCER: You might say you've tasted the CREAM of the crop?"
Tom Hanks: Stick to announcing, and let ME handle the comedy! I'm BETTER at it than you are! Anyway, Rita's amazing, delightful pussy is a MILLION times sweeter to the tongue than ANY actress I'd known before! I was instantly addicted, and I still am. And that just might be one secret of why my marriage to Rita Wilson has lasted so long! No matter how busy I am and how much I travel for my films, Rita is never far from my mind. Day and night, far away on location, I can't get teh sweet taste of her thickly-flowing pussy off my MIND! I always want to just rush right home and dive right in! GOD she tastes so good!
Of course, the phenomenal and addictive taste of Rita's incredible pussy isn't the ONLY reason I've stuck with her for so long! But it sure is one of the top 10 reasons I love her so!
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OK, your turn. Post a very frank celebrity sex chat with any celebrity of your choosing.
This thread is open to ANYONE, to post as ANY celebrity, and to say ANY sexual things about that celebrity!
Here's an example.
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Announcer: Welcome to Celebrity Sex Chat. Our guest in our studio today is Tom Hanks. Hi, Tom, and welcome to Celebrity Sex Chat.
Tom Hanks: It's a pleasure to be here!
Announcer:Not as much of a pleasure as it is to be with Rita Wilson, I'll bet! (laughs). So tell me, Tom, what's your secret? How is it you have one of Hollywood's longest lasting and most successful marriages?
Tom Hanks: Uhh--I'm not sure we have any particular secret. None that I want to share on the airwaves, anyway! (laughs nervously)
Announcer: Oh, c'mon Tom. This is Celebrity Sex Chat. You're SUPPOSED to share all the juicy details. Is there something special Rita Wilson does in the bedroom, that has kept you together for so many years?
Tom Hanks: Well, there is sort of one thing. It's not so much a thing SHE does, More of how she reacts to what I do! I guess you could say it was what helped me fall in love with her in the first place!
Announcer: Do tell!
Tom Hanks: Well...how to put this delicately.
Announcer: Forget delicate, Tom. This is Celebrity Sex Chat. Be as raunchy as you want! As open and honest as you dare!
Tom Hanks: Well...see...ummm. OK! I'm a professional actor, I can DO this! OK! Well, I am quite the connoisseur of...can I say cunnilingus on the air?
Announcer: You just did!
Tom Hanks: (laughs nervously) And the world didn't come to an end because I said "cunnilngus" on radio! Anyway I love EVERYTHING about going down on a woman. I love how her body quivers and trembles under my tongue. I love the view deep iside an open, slick and slippery. horny, spectacularly beautiful, pretty little tight pussy. I love the whimpering noises of pleasure, teh soft moans she makes as I kiss, lick, and suck on her pussy lips, her clit, her G-spot. I love the feel of soft, silky thighs pressed tightly against my ears. I love the strong sexual scent of her arousal. And most of all, I love the taste of the sweet flowing juices of her desires.
Well, I barely knew Rita, we were actiing together in a film. I was in her trailer and we were chatting casually, about the film, about her career, about my career, about our childhood memories, about life in general. She was changing costumes between scenes. She either didn't notice I was still standing in her trailer after our brief chat, or she didn't care. She simply skimmed off her panties right in front of me!
I'm usually not this forward, but I remarked that she had absolutely the prettiest pussy I'd EVER seen. She smiled, blushed slightly, and muttered "thank you." Then she smiled, "just how many pussies HAVE you seen?" Then before I could answer, she nervously gigled "Never mind! You'r e a popular, successful actor! I don't WANT to know how many pussies you've seen!"
I launched into my Jack Nicholson impression: "You can't HANDLE the truth!"
Rita laughed, which I took as a great sign. If a woman laughs at your jokes, you're IN with her! Then I asked Rita "So tell me, does it TASTE as great as it looks?"
Rita laughed again, a little nervously this time. Then she said "I wouldn't know. I'm not in the HABIT of tasting pussy!"
"Not even your own?" I grinned.
"I'm not in the HABIT of tasting pussy!" she repeated.
I grinned and told her, "Ahhh, but I am! I LOVE how pussies taste. And yours looks like it might be ESPECIALLY delicious!"
Then I sank to my knees in front of her. "May I?"
Rita hesitated but a moment before replying, "Yes, I think I would LIKE that!"
Well, let me tell you, Rita has the tastiest pussy in all of Hollywood, bar NONE! And you can take my word on that! Because before I met Rita, I had tasted ALL the top actress pussy in all of Hollywood! There were some pretty tasty ones, too!
ANNOUNCER: You might say you've tasted the CREAM of the crop?"
Tom Hanks: Stick to announcing, and let ME handle the comedy! I'm BETTER at it than you are! Anyway, Rita's amazing, delightful pussy is a MILLION times sweeter to the tongue than ANY actress I'd known before! I was instantly addicted, and I still am. And that just might be one secret of why my marriage to Rita Wilson has lasted so long! No matter how busy I am and how much I travel for my films, Rita is never far from my mind. Day and night, far away on location, I can't get teh sweet taste of her thickly-flowing pussy off my MIND! I always want to just rush right home and dive right in! GOD she tastes so good!
Of course, the phenomenal and addictive taste of Rita's incredible pussy isn't the ONLY reason I've stuck with her for so long! But it sure is one of the top 10 reasons I love her so!
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OK, your turn. Post a very frank celebrity sex chat with any celebrity of your choosing.
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