New phrases for a social media age...

[4est_4est_Gump]

Instead of, do you kiss your mom with that mouth...



Do you touch yourself with those fingers?

 

[Saint Peter]

Do you vote with that finger?

 

[girlsmiley]

Could you please not vote with that finger, mouth, blink, whatever?

Jesus.

If I told you the phrases I'd have to kill you.

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

Why? I'm not voting for Trump...


The two of you are unfunny.

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

Are you sure you want to put that in there?



Are you sure you want to download that?

 

[Saint Peter]

Why? I'm not voting for Trump...


The two of you are unfunny.

Do you swab trump's boots with that tongue?

 

[girlsmiley]

Why?

Because you're old.

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

Oh, I see.


Age discrimination. You're an ageist...


Go h8 somewhere else little girl.

 

[Saint Peter]

Do you smack girlsmiley's ass with that cane?

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

Maybe you can get GS to shave your back.

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

Instead of, I'm going to knock that grin off your face...



I'm going to unfriend you.

~or~

You're going on iggy.

 

[Saint Peter]

Maybe you can get GS to shave your back.

Where did your sense of humor go? You are filled with ugliness and hate. Old before you time. Old man politics. Old man attitude. Old man conditions.

Go buy yourself a new phone or some skinny jeans before it is too late.

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

You're already on iggy...

 

[Saint Peter]

You're already on iggy...

Yes. That is very plain to see.

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

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Petey has had too much to smoke!

 

[Saint Peter]

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Petey has had too much to smoke!

you might pretend you ain't got one
on the bottom
of you

 

[RobDownSouth]

Where did your sense of humor go? You are filled with ugliness and hate. Old before you time. Old man politics. Old man attitude. Old man conditions.

Go buy yourself a new phone or some skinny jeans before it is too late.

First of all, it's an election year, which dials up the Chief's grumpiness by an order of magnitude.

Secondly, if you've been following the soap-opera over in the semi-consolidated leakage thread, you'll see all is most definitely NOT well in the Chief's teepee: Car wrecks, nicotine-addicted children, murderous co-workers.....it's like a real-time Spanish Telenova.

 

[Aquagal]

.....

 

[Saint Peter]

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