New mf story idea
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http://forum.literotica.com/showthread.php?t=563113
Read this.
And I am not accepting PMs at this time. Thank you.
mjl2010
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RedheadedSub
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Who is this Scarlett Johanasson? Did Scarlett O'Hara end up married to a Swedish immigrant?
Yes, well, there might be the germ of a story idea there ...
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GratefulFred
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Lost in Translation II
After seeing the American Bob Harris leave my life, I walked the streets of Japan seeking a suitable replacement. My husband was working 30 hour days traveling from place to place. I knew I needed someone to comfort me in this strange land. I desperately needed some mental stimulation and than it hit me - I needed a huge cock.
The next morning I looked in the yellow pages but it was in some foreign language. Even the newspapers had that strangeness too them. Fortunately the people at the front desk spoke English and I told them of my request.
The bell boy came up, followed by several other of the hotel staff. They each pulled down their pants and I felt disappointment. in a country of so many million you'd think a hot sexy girl willing to do it for some old time comedian could get herself some large cock?
That night I visited a number of sex shops and the largest rubber penis was only 6 inches and they didn't come with the ability to combine two or most likely three together. I felt depressed.
Back in the hotel room I tried a wine bottle, baseball bat, even a sushi roll and none did the trick. I was beginning to lose hope.
I went down to the bar and listened to an older lady sing some old american songs. I bought her a drink after her set and we began to talk. I told her of my problem.
She told me that I would never find a huge cock in Japan because huge cocks lacked efficiency compared to the compact nature of a smaller cock. it just wasn't in the Japaneese culture to make huge cocks. We hugged and I left to walk the streets of Japan.
At a nearby hotel I spotted a group of NBA players no doubt doing some exhibition work. I followed them and waited in the lounge. My patience paid off as two large men came to the bar. After a few calculated eye glances I had both of them sitting by me.
I said my name is Charlotte as the two big studs looked at me and then looked at each other. One of them told me that they were hoping to get some hot tight japaneese pussy. They said they only agreed to come to Japan in that they were tired of all the huge wide open pussies in American. I said I was part japaneese but they could tell that I was lying. They went to sit by two homely looking local girls.
I cried myself to sleep that night. The next day I booked a ticket back home. On the plane I was put in the middle of two guys who happened to work in the adult film industry. Needless to say, it was the best and bumpiest night flight I had ever taken.
Love,
Scarlett J.
After seeing the American Bob Harris leave my life, I walked the streets of Japan seeking a suitable replacement. My husband was working 30 hour days traveling from place to place. I knew I needed someone to comfort me in this strange land. I desperately needed some mental stimulation and than it hit me - I needed a huge cock.
The next morning I looked in the yellow pages but it was in some foreign language. Even the newspapers had that strangeness too them. Fortunately the people at the front desk spoke English and I told them of my request.
The bell boy came up, followed by several other of the hotel staff. They each pulled down their pants and I felt disappointment. in a country of so many million you'd think a hot sexy girl willing to do it for some old time comedian could get herself some large cock?
That night I visited a number of sex shops and the largest rubber penis was only 6 inches and they didn't come with the ability to combine two or most likely three together. I felt depressed.
Back in the hotel room I tried a wine bottle, baseball bat, even a sushi roll and none did the trick. I was beginning to lose hope.
I went down to the bar and listened to an older lady sing some old american songs. I bought her a drink after her set and we began to talk. I told her of my problem.
She told me that I would never find a huge cock in Japan because huge cocks lacked efficiency compared to the compact nature of a smaller cock. it just wasn't in the Japaneese culture to make huge cocks. We hugged and I left to walk the streets of Japan.
At a nearby hotel I spotted a group of NBA players no doubt doing some exhibition work. I followed them and waited in the lounge. My patience paid off as two large men came to the bar. After a few calculated eye glances I had both of them sitting by me.
I said my name is Charlotte as the two big studs looked at me and then looked at each other. One of them told me that they were hoping to get some hot tight japaneese pussy. They said they only agreed to come to Japan in that they were tired of all the huge wide open pussies in American. I said I was part japaneese but they could tell that I was lying. They went to sit by two homely looking local girls.
I cried myself to sleep that night. The next day I booked a ticket back home. On the plane I was put in the middle of two guys who happened to work in the adult film industry. Needless to say, it was the best and bumpiest night flight I had ever taken.
Love,
Scarlett J.
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Come on people, there must be someone out here who can give this guy a respectable story!
What a let down. Superfreddy turns up and doesn't fix the problem!
GratefulFred
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Scarlett J came by and told me we'd have no more sex if I keep writing about her. I got to pass the torch to another. She's started cutting farts in bed. Help!
