New Member Welcome Wagon

[Lovely Latina]

Hello fellow Literoticans!

I'm a brand new member <proudly adjusts virgin pin upon her lapel> and just wanted to make a place for new members to introduce themselves and for more experienced members to welcome and defile...er, initiate us into the Literotica family. I'm a 29-year-old half-hispanic, half-french (though I won't tell ya *which* half is which...hehe

), long dark brown-haired, brown-eyed woman from California (no...we're not all blonde-eyed and blue-haired) who thinks that a sharp, wicked (as in *MUH HAHAHAHA* wicked) sense of humor and wit is the sexiest thing a man can possess (besides me...*rimshot*...JUST KIDDING!)

Though I've only been able to read maybe a handful of threads, I have been very impressed with the content of this board. It's definitely one of the best I've seen on the net and I feel like I know so many of you already! I was particularly amused by the posts of (to name but a few) slut boy, rachel, laurel, lasher, nicole, gil, eod, weird harold, dixon and hullo nurse (if I had balls, they'd be smurf blue by now waitin' for you two to get t'gether! lol). You all are very funny and have provided alot of great insight into the many interesting topics here. Hope to see ya all around the boards!

LL

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[Hung_Like_Horsey]

Looking for something?

 

[Lovely Latina]

Dear...ummm...do I call you Hung? HLH? Mr. Horsey? *ahem*

Thanks for the welcome and welcome to you too!

I'm looking forward to losing my virginity right here along side ya! Happy posting!

LL

PS---wouldn't you rather explore my "mexican" (south of the border) side?

 

[Renee]

Welcome LL and Hung. It's nice to meet you both. Although I am sure Nicole will appreciate your kind words about her, she will not be here for a few days so please don't think she is ignoring you.. since we are such great friends, I will welcome you for her too.

I hope you enjoy your stay here at the BB, if you need anything . . . ask Golden.

 

[Nobody Special]

Damn I'm must be living up to my name again, 'cause I was OVER LOOKED again, But then again I like being allusive.

Lovely Latina, Welcome to the BB. BTW I would be more than happy to explore you Mexican 1/2. I like going south of the boarder for TACOS, and supplying my SPECIAL SAUCE also. Making me hungry.

Oh, and welcome Hung Like Horse, gald you could make it. can't stay to long tho, I have a TACO That needs some SPECIAL sauce.

E

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[Nobody Special]

Renee I'm telling Nicole

Your in trouble

(Ge, I wonder what Nicole would do If you bribed me to end the Auction while she is gone?? I don't know what can you give to me to let you get all of what she has fought for,MMMMMMMMMMMMMM I don't know if I can do that, but if the price is right???

)

But when she hears of that you're sending other women to her men, I do feel sorry for you.

E

 

[Lovely Latina]

Thanx so much for the warm welcome Renee and *Somebody* Special <smile>! Like I said...I was only able to read just a few threads...and I sat here trying my darndest to remember all the names of those who's postings I had brought a chuckle to my lips (notice my two edits used to add names...lol)...so sorry for over-looking anyone (but in all honesty, Renee...your's and Golden's were two of those names from the penis size thread I was trying so hard to remember, but all I could come up with was R...R...R...Rachel.) lol Glad to meet ya both! (Oh! And Special...I prefer my special sauce "on the side")

LL

 

[Gary1]

LL,

Welcome to the site. It is superior than most and that is because of those the frequent and add their comments. It is an ecclectic group in age, interests and intellect. That is what makes it click. And of course, the behind the scenes hard work of our web-mistress and master, Laurel and Manu. Without their vision, goals, and passion ... none of this would be possible. So welcome and we hope to see some contributions.

 

[Lajo]

Welcome LL and Hung.

French and mexican "cuisine>" I would love to sample both, LL!

 

[Lovely Latina]

<girlish giggle>

 

[Firesprite]

Hello and Welcome!


>>kills the background music<<
always hated "its a small world"

>>looks down at Sonoras coat still draped over my arm<< >>shrugs<<

ahh well.. may I take your coat too? and your saddle blanket Hung?

Enjoy the party

 

[Kingsta]

Welcome LL and Hung , look forward to chatting later Kingsta

 

[Renee]

Originally posted by Lovely Latina:
(but in all honesty, Renee...your's and Golden's were two of those names from the penis size thread I was trying so hard to remember . . .
LL

Penis Size thread??? Oh dear...

<digging through papers.. looking in notes, reviewing archives> <<talking to self, Self: I think I covered my tracks.. there is no proof on here of this... stay calm and just deny deny deny>>

I don't recall talking about Golden's Penis.. I repeat... I have never seen it, and I have never said what size it was..

(Whew.. that was a close one, I hope Nicole believes me

)

NS, please, please, I will do anything, name your price - But hey, I only told her to ask Golden, not Act it out with Golden. Wow, there are a lot of trouble makers on here... but I love everyone of them

 

[Laurel]

Welcome, everyone - new and old! Hope you all stick around for years to come. And thanks for the compliments on the site. If you like it now, just wait till we get the NEW version up - it's gonna rock your world!

 

[ZULUBOY]

Just gonna mosey on up an' hop on this here wagon...

Welcome LL and Hung, from a-very-newly-ex virgin; beleive me, you'll loose it so quickly here!

Have fun, guys; you're on the BEST SITE AROUND!

 

[Lovely Latina]

Oh my...there I go again...*sigh*...wreaking havoc wherever I go. <cringing>

I think that was a typo, Renee...yeah...that's it! A typo! <satisfied smile> I kant ceem to git tha rite kees to werk, dernit! See? hehe

And "Penis"..."Peanuts"...so easy to get them *mixed* (no pun) up! (Could someone pleez pass the nuts?)

Thanx again to everyone for such a warm welcome! The more I read, the more I love it here!

Take care everyone!

LL

 

[Rachel Picabia]

Hola, Latina. Or should I say, Bonjour? Welcome to our sordid little family.

rachel
xox

 

[Lovely Latina]

<hops up on the wagon herself>...<gets bottom of skirt caught in the wheel>

...*thump*...*thump*...*THUMP*...*THUMPTHUMPTHUMPTHUMPTHUMPTHUMPTHUMP!!!* <rubs arse and pouts>

Thanks so much for the welcome Zuluboy!

 

[Rachel Picabia]

Oooops! You too, horsey. One lump or two?

rach
xox

 

[Lovely Latina]

Bon Hola Rachel! Pleasure to meet you!

Sordid, eh? hehe I WIKE DAT! <huge grin>

<offers le french fry dipped in la salsa>

 

[Golden]

buona sera and bonsoir Lovely Latina ... Glad you remembered me second time around ... (spotted this through the tears as I coasted down the thread). As you can tell from my name my lineage is a bit different but we'd look a lovely contrast lying down together (whoops, hope N isn't back just yet ...)

and welcome Horse Hung Like; trust the name is a joke or I'm afraid you'll have to go. While we accept girls with any length of clit on the site, only guys with dicks of 7 inches or less and unimpeachable honesty are permitted. Anyone claiming a longer dick has to take the pinocchio route and go eat humble pussy pie ...!

 

[Lovely Latina]

Out of respect for Nicole...

<quickly averts eyes awaaaaaay from golden's powerful rays>...

"MUST NOT........<grunt>.........LOOK........<grimace>.........DIRECTLY..........AT HIM!"

= P

Thanks for the howdy, Golden!

(PS: Dung...er, Hung Like Horsey--WHERE THE HELL ARE YA MAN!? Renee's startin' to get *other* ideas with that squeegie of hers and if ya don't hurry back I may start to like it. Hehe = )P

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[Hung_Like_Horsey]

Looking for something?

 

[Lovely Latina]

Just wanted to once again encourage other new virgins to come forward (EEK! Rocky Horror flashback!) and introduce yourselves. C'mon now...don't be shy! You're surrounded by only really great and really kewl peoples here at the BB. = )

Peace, love, and good happiness stuff.

LL

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[Gil]

Wuh..uhh..Welcome!

(Words fail...damn it, got the hiccups, holds breath and turns red in the face, gently breaks wind...oops, passes out...and falls forward, gracefully, face first, into your lap.)

LL, this has been just a brief vignette of the romantic interludes yet to come.