New Member wants to say Hello

[OneFineMan]

I am a new member and would like to say Hello to everyone. I'm still exploring the site amd I hope my "Hello" gets on the board as I am still learning about everything....I live on the East End of Long Island, New York and a web-based site such as this is just what I was looking for...Happy New Year Everyone....

 

[Guest]

WELCOME!!!!

Let me be the first to welcome you to Lit! Hi!!!!!! I'm moving this thread to the Gen board where I think you'll have better luck at meeting the gang! Have fun!!!



~Tiggs~
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[Whispersecret]

Hey, there, OneFineMan. Hang around. Play nice. Don't mess with Madame Pandora or you'll have a bloody stump where your head used to be. LOL. Truly, welcome to you.

 

[Madame Pandora]

Hey, there, OneFineMan. Hang around. Play nice. Don't mess with Madame Pandora or you'll have a bloody stump where your head used to be. LOL. Truly, welcome to you.

Now see...a girl loses her temper ONE LITTLE TIME and she starts to get a rep as a trouble maker.

OFM, don't you listen to her. I've got MUCH better things to do to your head ;-)

MP

 

[Whispersecret]

<hisses at MP> Psst...Harold and Alan are mine, I tell you.

<louder and with a smile at OFM> Now, remember, I welcomed you before MP did.

I hear that the way to a man's heart is through his stomach. I can go that route... but I usually like to start about six inches lower. <winks saucily>

 

[Madame Pandora]

I see you and me in a mud rasslin' match someday, you keep flappin' yer yap like that. I done tole you, woman. Harald AND Alan ain't yer property. And this purdy newbie ain't got your stamp on him none either.

Remember I shoot first and....hmmmm

Come to think of it, what do I do after I shoot?

MP

 

[teresafannin]

Happy New Year & Welcome. Let me sneak in a good morning hug while Madame Pandora & Whispersecret are over in the corner. Do you think if we promoted it right, we could sell tickets to the "mud rasslin" event of the new millenium. If it is a success, maybe we could all retire-lol. Anyway, welcome to the board, don't be shy, no one will bite unless you want them to to.

 

[Merelan]

Welcome, welcome welcome... have some wine, some cheese... some cinnamon rolls.
Have fun, laugh, smile, ponder, post... and don't take it personal when people hijack your thread for their own purposes.
Sooo.. sweet fine man... what drew you to this site? The stories? The BB? The fine pics of the members?

 

[Juliangel]

Welcome to the board

 

[Whispersecret]

I see you and me in a mud rasslin' match someday, you keep flappin' yer yap like that. I done tole you, woman. Harald AND Alan ain't yer property. And this purdy newbie ain't got your stamp on him none either.

Remember I shoot first and....hmmmm

Come to think of it, what do I do after I shoot?

MP

You shoot. Then he shoots. Then you both smoke a cigarette.

OFM is mine, I tell you, mine! Alan's mine. Harold's mine. Blue's mine once I make him some authentic Chinese food. I'll even cook for his daughter because I feel bad she thinks I was complaining about her. But back to the subject: All the men are mine. I was here FIRST.

Besides, you can't even vote right, Florida-wench.

 

[SimplySouthern]

Ladies ladies ladies. Now, would you go out and have lots of sex the day before you starred in a big gangbang porn film?

No...nor should you engage in any fighting before the big *match to end all matches*

Please refrain ladies, lest I have to get a little hostile with you.

On second thought, that porn thing was a bad example....nevermind.

 

[Expertise]

How ya' doin'

Where the hell are these cinnamon rolls you guys were talking about..... i'm starving.

 

[Merelan]

I'm the one with the cionnamon rolls, freshly baked and right out of the oven. Want one?

 

[Expertise]

You have no idea the acts of depravity and debauchery that you could talk me in to for a really good cinnamon roll! *remember to breath Exp*

[Edited by Expertise on 01-05-2001 at 12:27 PM]

 

[Merelan]

I make the very best, fresh and hand meade. Only the finest ingrediants, fresh ground cinnamon.... smooth creamy icing, not too sweet and not too much....

 

[Sparky Kronkite]

Howd........

eeeeeee.

Might want to take yer shades off - things can get a bit dark in here. Especially within the vastness of KM's soft white underbelly. Not an unpleasent place to be - just dark.

 

[SimplySouthern]

You have no idea the acts od depravity and debauchery that you could talk me in to for a really good cinnamon roll! *remember to breath Exp*

you feed him the cinnamon rolls and I will feed him acts of depravity and debauchery. *grin*

I have been waiting for my turn in line for SOOoooOOOOO long

 

[Nicole]

Hello, how are you?

Just wanted to say hello from the few of us here that come from the Land of OZ (Australia).

Welcome aboard and have fun

 

[Roll-One]

Welcome to the board.


One thing though:

BEWARE OF THIS BOARD. lol

 

[Earthmuffin]

Greetings!

Food, drinks, debauchery, depravity, chaos, mayhem, it's all here in merry measure no less!

Welcome and be prepared to become addicted!

 

[OneFineMan]

Thank You to all of you for your very warm welcome's...And warm cinnamon rolls also...I must have found heaven...Tiggs...Thank You for moving my post to the proper board...I am still a bit lost but will find my way around real soon hopefully....As far as what brings me to this site is I recently met a fine young thing at the ocean while driving on the beach out here and she was from Europe and among the many things we shared with each other...she told me about this site and that she has visited from time to time so I thought I would check it out and I just did yesterday for the very first time and I am very glad I did...I love to read writings of people and especially erotic tales...I also enjoy reading and hearing about other people's sexual adventures and even though I have only had the time to read one or two of the stories that I have found here...I have enjoyed them very much....Makes looking out the window at the snow falling on the water that much more sensual...And Nicole from Australia....Hope you do get to come vist the US and all your dreams come true....And to the others about "Don't mess with so and so...he/she is mine".....I'll do my very best not to but can't make any promises that I won't...I just might make a "Beginner's mistake" lol....Thanks again everyone...All of your replies warmed my heart...And a few other things...

 

[TN_Vixen]

hmmm beginner's mistake?

Tiggs? Merelan? MP? WS? What was the penalty again for beginner's mistakes? I can't remember....

*smile*

 

[Savage Kitten]

HI GUY!

I'm the resident 'pet' (of sorts haha) actually.. I am more like an ally cat now... regrettably my visits are not frequent

Lots of the newbies probally don't even recongize my name and most of them have more posts then I do by now haha.. but its ok.. I still love this place and come back HOME every now and again

so... since I'm here...

wanna pet the kitty?? hehe

SK~

 

[Merelan]

I think Savage has taken care of any mistakes he might make. She does have a way about her....
I am glad you liked the rolls. Funny, when I offer them and wine and cheese, poeple always seem to pick the rolls. Hmmm... Goodies, saves the wine and cheese for myself.

 

[Guest]

Re: hmmm beginner's mistake?

Tiggs? Merelan? MP? WS? What was the penalty again for beginner's mistakes? I can't remember....

*smile*

It is time for OneFineMan to assume the position!!! http://cwm.ragesofsanity.com/s/cwm2/winkanim.gif Bend over hon!