new MANU Award winner soon to be announced...

[ScouriesWorld]

[size=+2]ASSOCIATION of INDEPENDENT READERS (A.I.R.)[/size]

[size=+2] LIFETIME ACHIEVMENT AWARD[/size]

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the [size=+2] MANU [/size] award

ANNOUNCEMENT CUMMING SOON!

Votes are being tallied...

Follow the penis and see who will be named our 21st MANU winner and join these giants of erotic writing...

[size=+2]the MANU
LITEROTICA’S LIFETIME ACHIEVMENT AWARD[/size]

BarondeSade
BOSTONFICTIONWRITER
Daniellekitten
DG Hear
Goldeniangel

Harddaysknight
Just Plain Bob
Many Feathers
masterhypnotist
nikki_2021

Paco Fear
rgjohn
SamuelX
Sarahhh
scouries

Slickman
Tx-Tall-Tales
TryAnything
Wm_Sexpear
youbadboy ​

 

[Debbie]

Is Manu the prize?

 

[Laurel]

Manu has nothing to do with this, nor do I.

Just ot clarify for the Gee Bee'rs. The AHers already know.

 

[eyer]

Manu has nothing to do with this, nor do I.

Just ot clarify for the Gee Bee'rs. The AHers already know.

Okay...

...but you do have the mojo to move this thread to the Who Gives A Fvck Board, right?

 

[pointless]

what about the laws of manu? are they involved in any way? because, honestly, that caste system shit aint really my bag.

 

[Saint Peter]

Are you fucking serious?

My poem is not on the list?

 

[Laurel]

Okay...

...but you do have the mojo to move this thread to the Who Gives A Fvck Board, right?

I do, in my mind. That board is jampacked.

what about the laws of manu? are they involved in any way? because, honestly, that caste system shit aint really my bag.

Agreed.

Are you fucking serious?

My poem is not on the list?

You didn't pay your membership fee.

 

[yossi]

Are you fucking serious?

My poem is not on the list?

There once was a man from Denver,
Who was quite the asshook bender.
He spent day and night,
Perfecting to get it just right.
But he just couldn't quite rear end her.

An ode.

 

[eyer]

I do, in my mind. That board is jampacked.

In honor of your good taste (at least on this specific issue) and in acknowledgement of the thought that perception = reality...

...I thank you for your attention to the matter.

 

[Debbie]

Follow the penis.


http://s3.amazonaws.com/giles/tech_crunch_052208/penis_unicorn.jpg

 

[lovetoread]

There once was a man from Denver,
Who was quite the asshook bender.
He spent day and night,
Perfecting to get it just right.
But he just couldn't quite rear end her.

An ode.

^^^winner

 

[Saint Peter]

There once was a man from Denver,
Who was quite the asshook bender.
He spent day and night,
Perfecting to get it just right.
But he just couldn't quite rear end her.

An ode.

Well there is always next year.

 

[yossi]

^^^winner

Sweet!

Well there is always next year.

Only if you pay your dues! Let this be a lesson to you.

 

[Laurel]

There once was a man from Denver,
Who was quite the asshook bender.
He spent day and night,
Perfecting to get it just right.
But he just couldn't quite rear end her.

An ode.

WIN

You win the imaginary prize of your choice!

In honor of your good taste (at least on this specific issue) and in acknowledgement of the thought that perception = reality...

...I thank you for your attention to the matter.

Thank you! And feel free to file any future threads to that board.

Well there is always next year.

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[ScouriesWorld]

[size=+2]ASSOCIATION of INDEPENDENT READERS (A.I.R.)[/size]

[size=+2]LITEROTICA’S LIFETIME ACHIEVMENT AWARD[/size]

The Board of Directors of the ASSOCIATION of INDEPENDENT READERS (A.I.R.) decided some time ago that it would be appropriate to honor one of the giants of LITEROTICA fiction at the end of each of the Special Themed A.I.R. Contests.

They decided to call this new prize, one they believe will soon become emblematic of erotic fiction excellence and the most respected author’s award in the genre, the MANU. This name of course honors the first PRINCE of erotic fiction, a man who’s become a giant in the field of erotic publishing.

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the [size=+2] MANU [/size] award

These prizes will be awarded based on the author’s complete body of work. This is the twenty-first MANU to be awarded.

He is one of the most favorited and beloved authors here on LITEROTICA. He's a KNIGHT of the ORDER OF THE LITEROTICA VOTE GETTERS, he’s a multiple contest winner - both LITEROTICA and A.I.R. ones!! A champion comment getter! Here at a.i.r. we simply call him the slammer...

He’s the 21st winner of the MANU, please join me and millions of A.I.R. readers* worldwide in honoring the one and only:

[size=+4]samslam[/size]


[size=+2]the MANU
LITEROTICA’S LIFETIME ACHIEVMENT AWARD[/size]

BarondeSade
BOSTONFICTIONWRITER
Daniellekitten
DG Hear
Goldeniangel

Harddaysknight
Just Plain Bob
Many Feathers
masterhypnotist
nikki_2021

PacoFear
rgjohn
samslam
SamuelX
Sarahhh

scouries
Slickman
Tx_Tall_Tales
TryAnything
Wm_Sexpear

youbadboy ​

* we received 1,409,117 votes this time - a new record! thanks all...

 

[subdued_passion]

AH spilling over into the GB.

 

[ScouriesWorld]

lady jim thinks you are soooo hot. When he gets back to Miami why don't you cum over for a visit...​

 

[eyer]

Now this thread needs to be double-scrubbed of scurvies...

 

[Liar]

So, this crap is still going on.

 

[ScouriesWorld]

[QUOTE

"Manu has nothing to do with this, nor do I...

I do...

Agreed...

WIN...

Thank you!

You didn't pay your membership fee..."

It's always a delight for us in ScoriesWorld when our good QUEEN decides to visit one of our threads.

And of course the people who run A.I.R. would never charge her sweetness to join our august association. In fact we gave both she and her consort honorary memberships in the association and appointed both "OBSERVER" status to our Board of Directors.

For those of you GBers who would like to join the association please send a pm or email to yours truly for full details.

Thannks....​

 

[ScouriesWorld]

We are getting ready to announce our 2013 Halloween Contest winners but before we do I thought it would be nice to list all our previous winners. Many of you GBers haven't been active airians so this list will bbe especially interesting to you all. It's a list that includes every top LITEROTICA writer - a truly impressive list if I do say so myself! Authors you should take a special effort to read. Here they are...

[size=+3]ASSOCIATION of INDEPENDENT READERS (A.I.R.) [/size]

[size=+2]A.I.R. CONTEST WINNERS[/size]

Multiple Winners:

alwayswantedto
D.G.Hear
DanielQSteele1
HarddaysKnight
HeyAll
Just Plain Bob
klrxo
ohio
Rehnquist
rgjohn

sarahhh
scouries
silkstockinglover
Slirpuff
StarStang06
Try Anything
Tx Tall Tales

One Time Winners:

Ahabscribe
alana9
AnsemRai
BarondeSade
BuckyDuckman
Centrum1000
dezurtdawg
Exporoni
Firebrain
FrancisMacomber

geronimo Appleby
gmhl1
Goldeniangel
Hot Sister
JammyJimmy
Jasliz
JazCullen
julesteve
LiquidMathew
Matt Moreau

mia_erotica
MistressLynn
MonkeyMan057
MugsbyB
niki_2021
NamelessRose
PepperPace
ponyfitness
RainierWriterII
Rampant404

Rickyroma
samslam
Seduc1ove
Serena Kitt
Slickman
slow_n_gentle
sultry south
SusieQ
SweetestThing
Walterio

Xyster
YKN494
YoursSINSerely
youbadboy

[size=+2]A.I.R. SPECIAL AWARDS[/size]

theravenfox
Boxlicker101
oggbasham​

 

[unregistered]

 

[Disgustipated]

SamuelX & Boxlicker101?

I lol'd.

Hard.

 

[ScouriesWorld]

A.I.R. HALLOWEEN CONTEST 2013

On behalf of all of us associated with the ASSOCIATION of INDEPENDENT READERS I'd like to offer congrats to the OFFICIAL LITEROTICA winners (except for the cheaters).

I’d also like to post the HALLOWEEEN CONTEST winners as picked by the ASSOCIATION of INDEPENDENT READERS. These selections are not official LITEROTICA winners. Instead they were designed to reward stories that were the true #1 choices of our readers (OVER 1.4 MILLION READERS VOTED!).

And what a group of winners. Some of the all-time LITEROTICA greats.

We also like to take a second and ask all of you to remember the brilliant BOSTONFICTIONWRITER who was murdered over three years ago. Rest in Peace big guy.

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A.I.R. 2013 HALLOWEEN STORY CONTEST AWARD WINNERS

A.I.R. 2013 HALLOWEEN Story Contest
BEST STORY IN THE CONTEST

Sex Lessons From Grandpa by samslam

A.I.R. 2013 HALLOWEEN Story Contest
MOST VIEWS RECEIVED WINNER

Tricking Twin Sister by silkstockinglover

A.I.R. 2013 HALLOWEEN Story Contest
MOST COMMENTS RECEIVED WINNER

The Cuckold Diet Challenge by FinishThe DamnStory

A.I.R. 2013 HALLOWEEN Story Contest
MOST VOTES RECEIVED WINNER

Ten Seconds by Britease

A.I.R. 2013 HALLOWEEN Story Contest
HIGHEST RATED

That Old House by Tx Tall Tales

Certain stories were disqualified for category problems, failure to follow the theme, or other major infractions. Various authors who broke the one contest-one story rule had their entries thrown out (except for top 25 “most favoriteS”). These included darkboy and his many ALTS, and the dumbtexan and his ALTS and the mustard family ALTS whose ownership is debatable.

All Non-Erotic stories were disqualified as well as the thirteen stories identified by our association computers as ALT stories.

Congratulations to our winners – well done!​

*Under the ASSOCIATIONS rules a story/author can only win one prize in any contest.
** Minimum numbers of votes are required to qualify in the various categories

 

[mark197205]

*utter shite*

Fuck off.