New kid on the block

[Lil' Debbie]

Just wanted to write to say hi to everyone. I have been a frequent visitor to this site for months, but have never really posted anything on this board until recently. I just want to say that I enjoy this site a great deal, this bulletin board always is great for some laughs. I especially enjoy the posts of deborah, ravenloft, and lasher99. You guys crack me up.

 

[Golden]

Originally posted by Lil' Debbie:
I especially enjoy the posts of deborah, ravenloft, and lasher99. You guys crack me up.

*distraught*

but welcome anyway! Can we just call you Lil for short? hehe!

 

[Deborah]

Yeah Golden, you call her Lil for short, as in Lilith.

Listen up, Lil' Debbie (Hey I like your name!), Ravenloft and Lasher are pretty cool dudes. But ... Ravenloft loves his pussy and Lasher thinks he is one. So just beware.

Now, Golden who already ranted and raged on you is an entirely different matter. The girls who hang out at this site firmly believe in a woman's right to choose. The only reason we keep Golden around is to show him off as the only living abortion.

Now Lil' Debbie you just go girl and kick some ass and take some names!

 

[Lasher]

"Ohhh-O-O-Ohhhh-O...
Ohhh-O-O-O...

Ohhh-O-O-Ohhhh-O...
The Right Stuff!!"

 

[ManOSafety]

Hmmmm...an NKOTB reference. You know though, these new bands...'N Sync, Backstreet Boys, 98 degrees...just can't hold a candle to the classics.

Welcome Lil' Debbie...my favorite would have to be a Swiss Cake Roll

(sorry, couldn't resist)

 

[Sammyjo]

LOL @ Lasher....I know you are one of the new kids....you are soooooo obsessed with singing their songs. Tell me, dear, when can we expect a reunion???

And ManOSafety...that was a good one, but I like Banana Twins...of course with that reference to NKOTB, I actually thought she was Debbie Gibson....

 

[Ravenloft]

Greetings and salutations, Lil' Debbie.
Welcome to Lit, hope you make it your virtual home.

Deborah just knows me too well, I just love my pussy with all my heart!

I had a rather horrid nightmare about him last night...

In the dream he was chasing after an RC car I was racing down a hall and both the car and my kitty slammed into the far wall of the hall. The cor shattered into peices and salem hit the corner of the wall sideways, cracking ribs. It was too damn real of a dream for me, sound and color and everything... Ugh! And if just seeing such a thing wern't enough I couldn't wake from it, damn it! So I am dreaming that I am watching my cat stumble around puking up blood and then collaps...

Rather painful dream...
Still kinda freaked out...

 

[Deborah]

Lil' Debbie, I would like to hear a lot more from you. Actually, when I read your post I thought it just might be Lasher, that little lesbian lip licker, just trying to mindfuck me.

And Ravenloft, I have NO idea what he is all about, and neither does he. But oh my, he makes me laugh. And that thang he cloned, Nobody Special, yuk yuk yuk. Just watch Ravenloft make that wooden dummy talk.

 

[Ravenloft]

Deborah thinks I cloned N.S.? ho boy! Thats too fucking funny! What do you think of that Eric!? Are you just a figment of my imagination? Heheh! Oops... I used his real name... I know I have a better imagination than that though... Go figure... Maybe I SHOULD make up an alternate personallity just to fuck with people...

Damn N.S. I told you you better get that ass of yours moving else Deborah chomp a piece of it off, but did you listen? No, you never listen to me, ya flipin putz! He is so totally a Jack Lemon to my Walter Mathau... Now I just wonder who is the horny old dad... Heheh!

 

[Lasher]

Hehehehehe... Sorry, Deborah, but this is one of 2 places on the web where I'm actually honest (the other being my Links Site http://www.sexdomain.com/domain25/lasherzlinks/ (yes, this is the point where I shamelessly self promote)). Maybe if you're bored sometime I could take ya on a tour of my lesbian hang outs.....

 

[Lasher]

Ugh..well, actually the sad part is I'm not even officially listed here. It amazes me the amount of traffic that was generated by this BB (and I promise no more shameless plugs...I don't want to become "curiouser_boy"). The site has only been up a couple weeks, I'm listed on a few dozen sites, about 20 of which actually provide any traffic. Ummm...still haven't been listed on any of the search engines yet.... And I have to put up with a lot of prejudice cause I'm on a free-hosted site.

Your right, Deborah, is a wee bit boring at the moment. I'm thinking of adding a Shockwave game where you lead curious_boy thru a maze and try and grab cans of SPAM before Zeke nails you in the ass. That might make things more interesting.

And anytime you want to go cruising for lesbians let me know.

 

[Slut_boy]

Jeeeez, Raven, that is such an aweful dream. Actually my girlfriend and I have a gorgeous big grey cat at home....his name is Walter. God, I would die if something happened to him.

 

[Deborah]

Lasher, and wouldn't you just shit your panties if I took you up on your offer?

I checked out your site and, well, kinda boring. Hint: Get Ravenloft's pussy and talk more.

 

[Fallen Angel]

Lasher it shows that 10% of your hits are coming from here. Other than the BB are you listed anywhere else on site?

Arrggghh this overloaded sever here is driving me nuts!!! When it gets busy it drops out letters while I'm typing. Is it just me or is anyone else having that problem?

 

[Ravenloft]

Thank you for the consern Slut_boy, it really means a lot to me. No shit. I been all cuddling with the little pussy the last few days just to remind myself it was just a dream.

 

[Nobody Special]

Cloned?? you say I'm a Clone of Ravenloft. Deborah you do have a lot to learn about me if you think I'm a clone of ravenloft. Open your Eyes and take a look around, you'll be amased at what you see once you've opened your eyes for the first time. YES Deborah I do have a conversation starter that would piss you off even more than the Christian School posts that I made earlier. But out of respect for you and Endlessly I have not started it yet, and Very unsure that I want to. I've seen how some of you can be cruel to others (Inquisision). but I'm not going there right now and neither should you Deborah. Clone,Ya right, I'm not from Australia or was it New Zealand.

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[This message has been edited by nobody special (edited 02-19-2000).]

 

[Nobody Special]

Sorry I did it again, Lil'Debbie hi sorry about ignoring you in the first post deborah just has this crazy idia that I might be Ravenloft just because we are both from MI and I keep arguing with him about being the "King of Comedy", a title that Nicole had givven him: he's not that funny tho he does have some cute posts.

Sorry again about getting off the subject of saying hi so i'll just say it HI

nice to meet you wont you sit and talk a wile??? (offering her a seat)

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[Ravenloft]

Aw... N.S. is such a gentleman...

*Starts sawing on N.S.'s chair leg while he isn't looking...*

Hehehe!

We really need a devil smilie...

 

[Sammyjo]

Ravenloft IS nobody special....don't deny it honey, you love to fuck with us....come on and be honest now....that's why you asked me about "him" last night, right????

 

[Deborah]

You think so Sammyjo? These guys and their multiple personalities are driving me crazy.

Whatever. So if I'm dealing with a Jekyll ) and Hyde here so be it. Everybody has a bad side. Hey Ravenloft, don't waste the saw on the chair. Did you ever hear the story of how the prophet Isaiah was sawn right in half?

Nobody special, your comment about Christian schools didn't piss me off. I considered the source. You didn't offer one whit of evidence or make even a feeble attempt to support your statement.

If you would like to bitch about me we have special threads like "The Argument Thread" for that. And please be original. I have already been called "Sarcastibitch" and just about everything else. So please don't bore me with S.O.S. from a P.O.S.

You may want also want to peruse the "Girls and Guns" thread I am about to start. Be careful what you ask for.

 

[Ravenloft]

... Eric... How can we prove we are two separate entities of distruction?
Better get your picture taken and soon! Ugh...

 

[Lil' Debbie]

Thnaks everyone for making me feel so welcome.
Deborah, I like your style too.

 

[Nicole]

Ravenloft I hope that you have now gotten over your Nightmare and That Salem is indeed doing fine

Hi Lil'Debbie hope you have fun on the BB I know that I always have everyone here makes you feel so welcome so please enjoy

 

[Nobody Special]

Hey Deborah, the only proof that I have are my own observations of my classmates in High School that came from Christian Schools.

Belive what you want but some of us know the trueth of scientific studies and observations. May be you and Sammyjo should take off your blinders and take a look around and see what is happening around you. But no you jump to conclusions with only the sight of what your blinders show you. You'll both be amased at the world that is out there once you've opened your eyes and cut your puppet strings that are restraining you from seeing people as they really are.

You both remind me of, just from your attitudes, as winny high schoool cheerleaders. Please do not give any cheers. They were the most stuck up people that I've ever met. And as far as the Christian School Kids, if they were not trying to convert some one they were too DRUNK or too HIGH to care. Sound familar Deborah.

And as for Ravenloft, Your cross cut saw is now dull for you were trying to cut a metal leg. If you were me and I were you, you would know that my chair has metal legs. Now for us being one, how can that be for every person is different. Maybe we should screw them all up and have a picture of us both sent to this site, with captions so sammyjo and deborah don't get lost; just as proof that we are not the same person. But then again if they keep their blinders on they wont see or understand what they're looking at anyway.

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[This message has been edited by nobody special (edited 02-22-2000).]

 

[Sammyjo]

What the fuck do I have to do with any of this? "take off my blinders"...blinders of what?

I said that Lasher was part of NKOTB cuz he sings their songs...and accused lil debbie of being debbie gibson (as a joke, mind you)

And then Ravenloft, dear that he is, mentioned Nobody Special to me in an ICQ chat we had, so I was just joshing around with him....christ almighty....if you can come up with something that I'm "blind" to, then maybe I'll accept your kind criticism, until then....don't start including me in posts that have nothing to do with me.