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she_is_my_addiction

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I start work tomorrow. Any advice from anyone? Bear in mind that I work at Spencers, a novelty/sex place where they call cashiers "party hosts and hostesses" and they EXPECT you to be loud, boisterous, and act like you're at a party.

Aside from that...what kind of advice does anyone have...?
 
she_is_my_addiction said:
I start work tomorrow. Any advice from anyone? Bear in mind that I work at Spencers, a novelty/sex place where they call cashiers "party hosts and hostesses" and they EXPECT you to be loud, boisterous, and act like you're at a party.

Aside from that...what kind of advice does anyone have...?

Start looking for a job at a quiet cafe!
SMOOTCHES for Sima!
 
she_is_my_addiction said:
I start work tomorrow. Any advice from anyone? Bear in mind that I work at Spencers, a novelty/sex place where they call cashiers "party hosts and hostesses" and they EXPECT you to be loud, boisterous, and act like you're at a party.

Aside from that...what kind of advice does anyone have...?
Use your discount to buy me the dirty minds game. Also, don't stand to near the hypnotic lights . . .they really are hypnotic.
Don't steal
don't take stuff
no five finger discount.
LOL
 
Also, something I'm worried about. I have bad ADD, and I never really learned any methods for remembering to do things, or what I'm helping someone with. Does anyone have any tips on staying focused and clearheaded?
 
i would never have a paycheck.
just be you... be whacky...but please remember the old people like me with humor. i hate to be ignored when i buy stuff at spencers... just cuz im dressed conservative, doesnt mean im not ready to spend money on funny schtuff

baby, youll kick ass.
have a blast.
 
she_is_my_addiction said:
Also, something I'm worried about. I have bad ADD, and I never really learned any methods for remembering to do things, or what I'm helping someone with. Does anyone have any tips on staying focused and clearheaded?
cheat sheets
write everything down.
check it off... when you do something... it might help
 
vella_ms said:
i would never have a paycheck.
just be you... be whacky...but please remember the old people like me with humor. i hate to be ignored when i buy stuff at spencers... just cuz im dressed conservative, doesnt mean im not ready to spend money on funny schtuff

baby, youll kick ass.
have a blast.

I :heart: you Vella...been a while.

Thanks for the support babe...:rose: x 12
 
she_is_my_addiction said:
Also, something I'm worried about. I have bad ADD, and I never really learned any methods for remembering to do things, or what I'm helping someone with. Does anyone have any tips on staying focused and clearheaded?

Masturbate frequently.
And take pictures.

No, seriously Honey, make lists. Become a list freak. If they give you some fancy apron-y thing, put a pen and paper in the pocket and write down everything at first. Eventually most things will become automatic, but the lists will save you in mean time.

And then masturbate somemore... and send me the pictures!
 
I don't think you'll have any problems. Just try to be friendly and helpful and you'll do fine. The customer is who you're trying to impress, not the other employees. Just do what you know is right and you'll have no problems. I'm not worried for ya at all.
 
logophile said:
Masturbate frequently.
And take pictures.

No, seriously Honey, make lists. Become a list freak. If they give you some fancy apron-y thing, put a pen and paper in the pocket and write down everything at first. Eventually most things will become automatic, but the lists will save you in mean time.

And then masturbate somemore... and send me the pictures!

My smartass sistah. This is incest. We're on the wrong forum. ;) :D

Spencers and aprons? *smirk* No, but I'll make sure I have pockets. :kiss:
 
logophile said:
Masturbate frequently.
And take pictures.

No, seriously Honey, make lists. Become a list freak. If they give you some fancy apron-y thing, put a pen and paper in the pocket and write down everything at first. Eventually most things will become automatic, but the lists will save you in mean time.

And then masturbate somemore... and send me the pictures!

I like the way you think. :cool:
 
Congrats, Sima! :nana:

As for advice, it's simple. Show up on time, every time, ready to work. It's amazing how many people don't (myself included, of late :rolleyes: ). :rose:
 
minsue said:
Congrats, Sima! :nana:

As for advice, it's simple. Show up on time, every time, ready to work. It's amazing how many people don't (myself included, of late :rolleyes: ). :rose:


I am never on time. But to be fair, they can't afford to loose me. You better take Min's advice. She's smarter than me. :D
 
minsue said:
Congrats, Sima! :nana:

As for advice, it's simple. Show up on time, every time, ready to work. It's amazing how many people don't (myself included, of late :rolleyes: ). :rose:

Thanks min...I know that showing up on time is an important part. I'm willing to catch an early bus just in case if I have to...
 
she_is_my_addiction said:
My smartass sistah. This is incest. We're on the wrong forum. ;) :D

Ahh, you love it and you know it! :kiss:

And Congrats on the job Sima! I know you'll do great...
 
logophile said:
Ahh, you love it and you know it! :kiss:

And Congrats on the job Sima! I know you'll do great...

I mean I don't love incest but couldn't you at least call me before I hit the sack and speak french to me? :D ;)

Please? :(
 
she_is_my_addiction said:
I mean I don't love incest but couldn't you at least call me before I hit the sack and speak french to me? :D ;)

Please? :(
im sure she would be great with that
but wouldnt you love to hear me order you eggs and cheese in french?
its all i know, sadly
 
she_is_my_addiction said:
976 HOTBABE, was it? :devil:
yes, but use the 800 number first.
until you get your first paycheck...you shouldnt hafta pay
 
vella_ms said:
yes, but use the 800 number first.
until you get your first paycheck...you shouldnt hafta pay

Is that offer only for Sima? Or can any of us cash in on it? :catroar:
 
sorry, i was on the phone with condasleeza rice
shes really fucked in a bad way...
sigh...
my work is never done.
 
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