New "If" question....

[Ms. ELL]

What is the weirdest thing you have ever masterbated to? What was the turn on about that thing?

 

[islander01]

What is the weirdest thing you have ever masterbated to? What was the turn on about that thing?

To Paraphrase Alfred E Neuman:
"What me masturbate?"

Well hell a long time ago I used to do acid and I think I might have masturbated to a Leaf falling from a tree, but in the real world LOL It would probably be the time my older brother brought his girl home and camped out in the family yard. It was a hot night and all the windows were open, and they were very very naughty in the tent( and more than alittle drunk) Hell there was only one way Iwas gnna get any sleep. I cant imagine what my folks heard lol

 

[Ms. ELL]

that was funny

Damn...I guess you're parents never had to wonder if he was sexually active.

 

[islander01]

Re: that was funny

Damn...I guess you're parents never had to wonder if he was sexually active.

well hey was 30 at the time

 

[Ms. ELL]

hahahah

He was 30......I still couldnt have dont it!