KillerMuffin
Seraphically Disinclined
- Joined
- Jul 29, 2000
- Posts
- 25,603
I have a yen to say hello to you! I'm glad you stopped in. Say hi! back.
We don't bite here. Mostly. Well, I do, but we won't get into that.
You should probably know that this isn't exactly "a porn board." Yeah, we flirt like nuts here. Sexual innuendos are all over the place. We've even got the pictures under the names that are a walking ad for come screw me! sometimes. But we're much more than that. You'll find just about everything here. Before you go off and PM some hot looking love interest, have some on-the-boards conversation first. That'll help prevent the embarrassing faux pas. Not everyone is here to meet other people for sexual things, most of us view the board as a sexually open coffee shop instead of a singles bar.
We do have a few rules that must be obeyed. Laurel, our lovely Mistress of Cats, Porn, and Sandy Eggo put these down a long time ago and they're non-negotiable. She is the one who defines what's what no matter what the rest of us say.
No spam. No child pornography. No posting of another user's personal information. No physical threats. No minors.
Everything else is fair game. You can say anything you want. Unfortunately that means that trolls and jerks get to say what they want, too. This place is pretty anti-censorship, so that means we get to enjoy a wild amount of verbal freedom. We also have to put up with occasional bits of rudeness, offensiveness, and hostility.
If you have questions, there's an FAQ up in the upper right hand corner or you can just ask. We're mostly friendly. I don't count.
Now, there are those here that are grammar freaks and spelling nuts. You don't have to be that way. It would be nice if you would refrain from using chat shorthand, you know U, R, 2, 4, ur, and that sort of thing. They get hard to decipher after a while and a BB doesn't have scroll to beat. But you don't have to. It's not in the rules.
Just for a little bit of info:
30 posts gets rid of the "virgin" title.
100 posts and you get an avatar (the picture under my name).
1000 posts and you get to personalize your title.
And you will probably get addicted. There's no shame in it, but some people in your life just won't understand.
Enough about me. Tell me about yourself and what brings you here. Anything interesting you'd like to make sure we know?
We don't bite here. Mostly. Well, I do, but we won't get into that.
You should probably know that this isn't exactly "a porn board." Yeah, we flirt like nuts here. Sexual innuendos are all over the place. We've even got the pictures under the names that are a walking ad for come screw me! sometimes. But we're much more than that. You'll find just about everything here. Before you go off and PM some hot looking love interest, have some on-the-boards conversation first. That'll help prevent the embarrassing faux pas. Not everyone is here to meet other people for sexual things, most of us view the board as a sexually open coffee shop instead of a singles bar.
We do have a few rules that must be obeyed. Laurel, our lovely Mistress of Cats, Porn, and Sandy Eggo put these down a long time ago and they're non-negotiable. She is the one who defines what's what no matter what the rest of us say.
No spam. No child pornography. No posting of another user's personal information. No physical threats. No minors.
Everything else is fair game. You can say anything you want. Unfortunately that means that trolls and jerks get to say what they want, too. This place is pretty anti-censorship, so that means we get to enjoy a wild amount of verbal freedom. We also have to put up with occasional bits of rudeness, offensiveness, and hostility.
If you have questions, there's an FAQ up in the upper right hand corner or you can just ask. We're mostly friendly. I don't count.
Now, there are those here that are grammar freaks and spelling nuts. You don't have to be that way. It would be nice if you would refrain from using chat shorthand, you know U, R, 2, 4, ur, and that sort of thing. They get hard to decipher after a while and a BB doesn't have scroll to beat. But you don't have to. It's not in the rules.
Just for a little bit of info:
30 posts gets rid of the "virgin" title.
100 posts and you get an avatar (the picture under my name).
1000 posts and you get to personalize your title.
And you will probably get addicted. There's no shame in it, but some people in your life just won't understand.
Enough about me. Tell me about yourself and what brings you here. Anything interesting you'd like to make sure we know?