Here is the music to the new Lit General Board ride at Disneyland! 
It's a Porn Board After All
Well this ain’t Harvard Law School, and Harpy ain’t no prof.
BotBo’s mental masturbation is just his way of jackin’ off.
The Deplorable addiction to fantasies and lies
Is a form of mass psychosis which Deplorables deny, but
[Chorus, to the tune of It’s a Small World, After All]
It’s a porn board, after all
It’s a porn board, after all.
It’s a porn board after all,
It’s a PORN BOARD AF-TER-ALL!
And Deplorables return with alts, every time they’re banned.
It took Rory to finally show them what it means to be a man.
Integrity is something that Deplorables cannot know,
Cuz they’re addicted to attention, and got nowhere else to go!
[Chorus, everybody sing!]
It’s a porn board, after all
It’s a porn board, after all.
It’s a porn board after all,
It’s a PORN BOARD AF-TER-ALL!

It's a Porn Board After All
Well this ain’t Harvard Law School, and Harpy ain’t no prof.
BotBo’s mental masturbation is just his way of jackin’ off.
The Deplorable addiction to fantasies and lies
Is a form of mass psychosis which Deplorables deny, but
[Chorus, to the tune of It’s a Small World, After All]
It’s a porn board, after all
It’s a porn board, after all.
It’s a porn board after all,
It’s a PORN BOARD AF-TER-ALL!
And Deplorables return with alts, every time they’re banned.
It took Rory to finally show them what it means to be a man.
Integrity is something that Deplorables cannot know,
Cuz they’re addicted to attention, and got nowhere else to go!
[Chorus, everybody sing!]
It’s a porn board, after all
It’s a porn board, after all.
It’s a porn board after all,
It’s a PORN BOARD AF-TER-ALL!