New friend!

[Morgoth]

Hi all! I've got a new friend who wants to join up. His username will be Lord Player. Please treat him with the respect you have for me. I do hope that you treat me with respect. You do, don't you?

 

[Celestiale]

*winks and smiles wickedly*

of course we do....mwuhahahahahaaaa!!!

 

[Angelus]

Of course we treat you with respect Morgoth... where ever did you get the impression that we didn't?
We will make your friend feel welcome when he comes around.

 

[Mistress]

Smiles brightly!

I'll sit in his lap and give him snuggles!

 

[Isolde]

No problem, Morgoth, we will take good care of him. Of course on this board that could have an array of meanings.

 

[Cryo]

Oh, look. here he comes now!

GET THE TAR AND FEATHERS READY!

Just kidding.

 

[Morgoth]

Of course we treat you with respect Morgoth... where ever did you get the impression that we didn't?
We will make your friend feel welcome when he comes around.

Uhm. Angelius. Not to make you feel bad or anything, but that was my sick attempt ar a joke. Mistress... I'm sure that it'll make him very happy indeed.

 

[Angelus]

Yeah, it was.... I haven't got a sense of humor so forgive me for that one.

 

[Morgoth]

If you don't have a sense of humor, what the hell do I have?

 

[Angelus]

Okay so I have a very warped sense of humor.

 

[Morgoth]

And I have a very sick, reatarded sense of humor. Let me tell you a joke: A little 10 year old kid was walking along when he saw a cop. He suddenly stuck the cop in a refrigerator! HAHAHAHAHA! That was the funniest joke I have ever heard!

 

[Vivid]

I've heard that one. I recall thinking it would be so much funnier if I were on powerful phychotropic medication. Care to share anything with us, Morgoth?

 

[Cryo]

Hey, grow up you three

 

[Mistress]

Hops onto Angelius' lap and grins winking!

I'm bored...I need a lap to wiggle in.

 

[Cryo]

<I skoff, and turn away from the shameless show of public affection. that's what it appears to do, though in reality, I'm looking in the reflection of the window that gives me a better view of the action. Boy, I need some popcorn!>

 

[Morgoth]

Okay here's another one. What goes Zzzub Zzzub? A bee flying backwards! HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA! That one's even funnier than the refrigerator!

 

[Angelus]

Now that is a good joke!
That is one of those absolutely classic funny jokes- thank god someone has a sense of humor between you and I Morgoth.

 

[Morgoth]

(Wiping away tears of laughter) Oh yeah! It's so great! It's absolutely spiffing!

 

[Angelus]

Spiffing?
Okay... what the hell are you on?

 

[Cryo]

Whatever it is, I want some

 

[Morgoth]

Spray Paint, man! The black kind is the best! It's so spiffing, spoofy, you name it! It's better than a bag full of monkeys!

 

[Neale]

[Edited by Neale on 04-01-2001 at 11:37 AM]

 

[Angelus]

What is this.... has Neale become the Lit yo yo or something?

 

[Cryo]

Uh....