New Forum!

[Laurel]

Hey all you crazy kids,

We've added a new forum to the BB titled Literotica Personals. You'll find it under the Role Playing forums. There, you can post personal ads to help you meet friends, lovers, whatever your hearts desire. If you have any questions about the new forum, ask here, at the forum, or in email! Thanks again for all of your support - you all are what make this site fun!

 

[Gil]

Oh shit, oh dear!

 

[Laurel]

LOL!

 

[Jade]

Laurel,

You sexy, creative goddess you!
What will you think of next?!


xoxo

 

[Laurel]

I've got plans, baby...just you wait! Stick with me & you'll go places..

 

[Jade]

I've got plans, baby...just you wait! Stick with me & you'll go places..

That is JUST what I plan to do Laurel! (go places.. I meant... )

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

Why do I get the feeling that the Personal Board is about to become the funniest Board at Literotica?

I promise to be good...I promise to be good...I promise to be good...I promise to be good...

 

[Laurel]

Dixon, why do I have the feeling that the odds of the Personals board becoming the funniest board on Lit are about equal to the odds of you breaking your promise to be good?

 

[SimplySouthern]

I promise to be good...I promise to be good...I promise to be good...I promise to be good...

Says DCL with his fingers crossed and a wicked grin on his face

Yeah Yeah Yeah and I give up flirting *rolls eyes*

 

[Jade]

I don't WANT DCL to be good!
(pouts)

 

[Endlessly]

LMAO! Dixon, I was thinking about posting one, but I don't want you mocking me! Looks like I'll NEVER find a guy now..

 

[Nobody Special]

Auction?? Did some one say Auction??

So does this mean it is another opprotunity for another Auction?? MMMMMMMMm well lets see.... maybe...... we'll see..

E

 

[Nexxus]

**just you wait! Stick with me & you'll go places.. **

But all the places I want to go with you are....
Well, I just hope you can guess!!!

DCL, I believe everyone here COUNTS on you not being good.
Ya'know, when DCL's good he's good, but when he's bad he's better.


Nex

[Edited by Nexxus on 08-13-2000 at 06:19 PM]

 

[Rosebud]

okay Nobody special...remember what happened last time you took over the auction...are you ready to go back in the closet hon

 

[Nobody Special]

Rosebud I got a secrete this time... and I'm ready for it too... I took all of the locks off all the closet doors and the cabnet doors too.. and I also have gotten my trusty Skeleton key too..

E

 

[Bonnie Wee Lassie]

Did hell just freeze over? Did I hear DCL say he was going to be good?

The new board sounds fun and it should be interesting.

Bonnie

 

[Siren]

SWF LOOKING FOR SM.or SF........

 

[Hecate]

*moaning in despair*

Geeze - people .... a horrible realization just hit home....

I am already having hell of a hard time deciphering those adds in german - some of the abbreviations used there are just leaving waaaayyy to much room for my personal wicked imagination .. but now this new forum will have them spalttered all over in ENGLISH!!!!


Would anyone take the time please and set up a
"Abbreviations guide" for me?

you see ... SWF could mean anything for me from
Swinging With Fred to Seeking Wild Fuck .... so if I was about to get up a personal ad I might make horrible mistakes unless enlightened.

Something all innocent like

SWF seeking AA for SM.
(Single White Female seeking Assistance/Aide for Spider Mutilation - nothing freaks me out as much as those hairy little buggers so I can't deal with them myself)

could be misread as
Sexy Wicked Female seeking Anything Alive for Sado-Maso games

Get the problem???

 

[ShyGuy68]

Re: *moaning in despair*

Sexy Wicked Female seeking Anything Alive for Sado-Maso games

Hecate

Where do we start to line up, because I for sure want to be first in line for you!!!!!

To bad the rest of you were to slow to get first in line!!! neener neener neener


ShyGuy

[Edited by ShyGuy68 on 08-14-2000 at 07:22 AM]

 

[SimplySouthern]

You can be first in line...I'd rather be second. The view from here is INCREDIBLE.

No one minds if I watch, right?