JackLuis
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Like a blast from the past, England leads the world, or do they?
Maybe I'll break out the old coconut Uke I have stashed? Suddenly I'm hip?
Well I guess my old one is worth at least $30 US. But I paid about ten bucks for it inn 1960, it's still in good shape and sounds like a Uke, so with inflation figured in (pause while I look up the % inflation,) about $79.98 in 2015.
Hell, I might even pay shipping for $75, any takers?
Besides, a Uke is a lot lighter than an accordion, for hipstering.
So can you imagine the dulcet tones of the Ukulele, as she strums out her heart's longing for one true and faithful lover who could make her quim quiver like a high Cm strummed vigorously, wile resting the back of the smooth coconut shell on her vulva?
What will the neighbors think?
Maybe I'll break out the old coconut Uke I have stashed? Suddenly I'm hip?
Someone inform Zooey Deschanel on an olde tyme phone: the ukulele has gone mainstream. Yes, the instrument that was once a hipster essential alongside thick-rimmed glasses and craft beer is currently enjoying a massive sales boost. Amazon reports that, between 2013 and 2014, sales of the ukulele have increased by 1,200%.
But is the rise down to the so-called “Mumford effect” – or should we blame recent four-string abuser Meghan Trainor instead? “It’s replacing the recorder in schools now,” says Will Grove-White, member of the Ukulele Orchestra of Great Britain and author of Get Plucky with the Ukulele. “It’s an easy way for kids to get into music. Unlike the recorder, you don’t need a lot of technique to get a tune out of it quickly. And ukuleles are also cheap: a good one costs less than £30.”
Well I guess my old one is worth at least $30 US. But I paid about ten bucks for it inn 1960, it's still in good shape and sounds like a Uke, so with inflation figured in (pause while I look up the % inflation,) about $79.98 in 2015.
Hell, I might even pay shipping for $75, any takers?
Besides, a Uke is a lot lighter than an accordion, for hipstering.

So can you imagine the dulcet tones of the Ukulele, as she strums out her heart's longing for one true and faithful lover who could make her quim quiver like a high Cm strummed vigorously, wile resting the back of the smooth coconut shell on her vulva?
What will the neighbors think?