New England Wind Chill -25

[Vermontguy]

on Friday!!!!!!!! Stay warm.......... Ladies lets chat

 

[Iceprincess12]

on Friday!!!!!!!! Stay warm.......... Ladies lets chat

What happened to chatting about sex? Everyone is obsessed with the weather. Sigh, fine...

It's currently 18 degrees and snowing.
Sunrise 7:31 am
Sunset 3:58 pm
Chance of snow 20% (although since it's snowing already...)
Humidity 83%
Winds are from the north at 3 mph
Feels like 14 degrees
Precipitation 1 inch
Pressure 29.9 inHg (no idea what that stands for)
Visibility 524.9 yd (my yard, my neighbors yard, Scotland Yard??? I know feet)

There, now you know every dirty detail about the weather. Chatting about it now would seem redundant

 

[Vermontguy]

hahaha perfect could you send that to e every day and exchange ill talk about sex with you.

 

[m_i7_]

Precisely

What happened to chatting about sex? Everyone is obsessed with the weather. Sigh, fine...

It's currently 18 degrees and snowing.
Sunrise 7:31 am
Sunset 3:58 pm
Chance of snow 20% (although since it's snowing already...)
Humidity 83%
Winds are from the north at 3 mph
Feels like 14 degrees
Precipitation 1 inch
Pressure 29.9 inHg (no idea what that stands for)
Visibility 524.9 yd (my yard, my neighbors yard, Scotland Yard??? I know feet)

There, now you know every dirty detail about the weather. Chatting about it now would seem redundant

Let's talk about TV shows then

 

[Iceprincess12]

hahaha perfect could you send that to e every day and exchange ill talk about sex with you.

14 degrees and cloudy
Sunrise 7:32 am
Sunset 3:58 pm
Chance of snow 0%
Humidity 83%
Winds n 2 mph
Feels like 14 degrees
Precipitation .2 in
Pressure 30 inHg (too lazy to google it. where are the people who love random useless trivia?)
Visibility 7 mi (eat your heart out binoculars)

Where is my sex pm? It had better be good or I'll become the weather Nazi. I'll forecast dry and barren for the rest of your days

Let's talk about TV shows then

What show haven't we talked about?

 

[Vermontguy]

14 degrees and cloudy
Sunrise 7:32 am
Sunset 3:58 pm
Chance of snow 0%
Humidity 83%
Winds n 2 mph
Feels like 14 degrees
Precipitation .2 in
Pressure 30 inHg (too lazy to google it. where are the people who love random useless trivia?)
Visibility 7 mi (eat your heart out binoculars)

Where is my sex pm? It had better be good or I'll become the weather Nazi. I'll forecast dry and barren for the rest of your days



What show haven't we talked about?

Sex PM on its way!!!!!!!!!

 

[voyoman]

Hi from Albany NY

It's brrrr 7 here. At least the sun is bright though....

 

[HornyExecutive]

sounds like what it's like here in Minnesota. It's actually "warmed up" to 7 today...I wont look at the wind chill, just so it doesn't make me feel like its colder.

 

[Iceprincess12]

Sex PM on its way!!!!!!!!!

I got it!

Sticky tremors...just what kind of things are you guys into over there?

 

[Ogent]

I got it!

Sticky tremors...just what kind of things are you guys into over there?

Vermont??.........geesh hope it doesn't involve Maple Syrup and Moose.......hmmmmm or does it??

 

[Iceprincess12]

Vermont??.........geesh hope it doesn't involve Maple Syrup and Moose.......hmmmmm or does it??

Every brand of our Maple Syrup comes from Canada. I think Vermont buys theirs from Canada too.

As for the Moose. I won't ask and I hope they don't tell.

Cold again.

 

[Shadoleopard]

What!? What is this blasphemy? As a Vermonter... NO! Maple from Canada? Ewwwww. You haven't had real, delicious maple until you've had Vermont grade B or Grade c (now called strong, dark, with robust) maple. There just is no comparison. The only moose I'd know of is some refer to a woman's genitalia as a moose knuckle? But that is rare and rather crass. Now, sticky tremors.... Tremors go through a person's body when they orgasm. Maple plus person to lap it off of could be quite fun, and lead to sticky tremors. But yeah, VT maple for life! Also, been cold as hell here on the Southern VT border. Was -7 pre wind chill over the weekend, but has warmed up. Our 9 inches of snow got a lot of rain added to it.

Every brand of our Maple Syrup comes from Canada. I think Vermont buys theirs from Canada too.

As for the Moose. I won't ask and I hope they don't tell.

Cold again.

 

[Iceprincess12]

What!? What is this blasphemy? As a Vermonter... NO! Maple from Canada? Ewwwww. You haven't had real, delicious maple until you've had Vermont grade B or Grade c (now called strong, dark, with robust) maple. There just is no comparison. The only moose I'd know of is some refer to a woman's genitalia as a moose knuckle? But that is rare and rather crass. Now, sticky tremors.... Tremors go through a person's body when they orgasm. Maple plus person to lap it off of could be quite fun, and lead to sticky tremors. But yeah, VT maple for life! Also, been cold as hell here on the Southern VT border. Was -7 pre wind chill over the weekend, but has warmed up. Our 9 inches of snow got a lot of rain added to it.

Moose knuckle??? You do realize I can't unread that right? How can I ever look Harry & David in the eye again when I tell them how much I love moose munch? What if that becomes code for lesbian sex, just like foot tapping in a stall? You have just made any conversation with someone from the East coast a field full of land mines. You know where you can pump your maple syrup!!!!

On a less hysterical note. I will need to check the label again of my Costco syrup. I trust them to buy quality and if they say Canada...

 

[Shadoleopard]

I'm dying over here. I'm laughing so hard. Your reply was indeed hysterically hilarious. However, I apologize for scarring you. You enjoy your Moose Munch. I've heard very few refer to such that way, as an obscure reference. It could become a thing I suppose... Also, pumping the syrup where the sun doesn't shine for making you afraid of moose references would be such a waste.

Also, if you're looking to costco for high end syrup... Now, don't get me wrong. Costco has some decent products, but didn't they start as a surplus bulk store? I'm sure their Canadian syrup is decent... but real talk? I've like, converted people. They told me I ruined them for any other syrup after they tried my local syrup. Some of them had been getting the Canadian stuff. I'm tellin' ya. Get the darkest, deepest flavored Vt real maple syrup... If it is from a decent producer... should be one of the best things you ever put in your mouth.

Moose knuckle??? You do realize I can't unread that right? How can I ever look Harry & David in the eye again when I tell them how much I love moose munch? What if that becomes code for lesbian sex, just like foot tapping in a stall? You have just made any conversation with someone from the East coast a field full of land mines. You know where you can pump your maple syrup!!!!

On a less hysterical note. I will need to check the label again of my Costco syrup. I trust them to buy quality and if they say Canada...

 

[Shadoleopard]

Also, doubt we have enough left over for costco to buy. And, if you're getting grade a light amber... Costco has been shafting you. That ain't anywhere near the good stuff.

 

[Iceprincess12]

Also, doubt we have enough left over for costco to buy. And, if you're getting grade a light amber... Costco has been shafting you. That ain't anywhere near the good stuff.

Well I did a bit of research and looks like even Vermont changed with the times and doesn't have a grade b. Now their former grade b is grade a dark robust.

Costco is indeed light maple grade a from Canada. I have not found any grocery stores that sell Vermont maple syrup and I do look. I might buy a bottle online of the darker grade a from Vermont to see if the difference is worth it

 

[Shadoleopard]

Welp, there is that at least. True. I'm just used to B or C, but that was why I said strong, dark, etc. Essentially, the darker, stronger, and deeper, the better. The difference is when it comes out of the tree, but people took the a, b, c as indicating quality, when grade a just indicated that it was drawn early in the season, though it does affect the flavor. Straight up, the grade a light is close to sugar water for me. I really do hope you find some, try it, and enjoy it. As a guy who grew up with the stuff... I promise you, it is worth it. At the least, it is better. May not be worth the extra money, to you, to ship it, but bloody deliciousness.

 

[Iceprincess12]

Welp, there is that at least. True. I'm just used to B or C, but that was why I said strong, dark, etc. Essentially, the darker, stronger, and deeper, the better. The difference is when it comes out of the tree, but people took the a, b, c as indicating quality, when grade a just indicated that it was drawn early in the season, though it does affect the flavor. Straight up, the grade a light is close to sugar water for me. I really do hope you find some, try it, and enjoy it. As a guy who grew up with the stuff... I promise you, it is worth it. At the least, it is better. May not be worth the extra money, to you, to ship it, but bloody deliciousness.

The syrup itself isn't very expensive but the shipping costs just as much. Someone gave me a recommendation for 2 farms but I am going to try amazon first. I'm allergic to shipping costs and I blame Amazon prime for that. I'm going to look for a sampler but I'm pretty sure that the light maple is what I will still end up liking.

 

[Shadoleopard]

The syrup itself isn't very expensive but the shipping costs just as much. Someone gave me a recommendation for 2 farms but I am going to try amazon first. I'm allergic to shipping costs and I blame Amazon prime for that. I'm going to look for a sampler but I'm pretty sure that the light maple is what I will still end up liking.

To each their own. Besides, you have just as much right to be wrong as I do. xD

Also, I love your quote, and we jacked Vermont's thread. I think. Are we threadjackers now? Wonder if that has any street cred.

 

[Iceprincess12]

To each their own. Besides, you have just as much right to be wrong as I do. xD

Also, I love your quote, and we jacked Vermont's thread. I think. Are we threadjackers now? Wonder if that has any street cred.

I feel you exercise your right a lot more than I do. I read somewhere it's all in the wrist.

Jacking threads, building up street cred, pretty soon we will be the terrors of lit. Stealing lunch money, spontaneous choreographed dancing in the street, taking down the trolls, the sky is the limit. I feel so cool! Need to pop my collar, roll my jeans to a 3" cuff, grease my hair...

I lost it didn't I? D'oh! This is why I had to be the iceprincess. It was the only way anyone would ever call me cool

 

[Shadoleopard]

Sadly, I don't exercise my right near as much as I do my left. Childhood injuries. Hell, adult injuries. Plus, my left has always been my dominant hand. Also, I too have heard it is all in the wrist. Might even be true.

I like your idea of cool. You amused the hell out of me. Terrors of lit, taking down trollish fools and robbing them, all with slicked back hair and an old soundtrack we do it to. Gotta make it look classy, like we choreographed it too. No beatdowns unless they match the music.

Do we get motorcycles too? A la grease? Well, Grease 2 anyway?

I feel you exercise your right a lot more than I do. I read somewhere it's all in the wrist.

Jacking threads, building up street cred, pretty soon we will be the terrors of lit. Stealing lunch money, spontaneous choreographed dancing in the street, taking down the trolls, the sky is the limit. I feel so cool! Need to pop my collar, roll my jeans to a 3" cuff, grease my hair...

I lost it didn't I? D'oh! This is why I had to be the iceprincess. It was the only way anyone would ever call me cool

 

[Iceprincess12]

Sadly, I don't exercise my right near as much as I do my left. Childhood injuries. Hell, adult injuries. Plus, my left has always been my dominant hand. Also, I too have heard it is all in the wrist. Might even be true.

I like your idea of cool. You amused the hell out of me. Terrors of lit, taking down trollish fools and robbing them, all with slicked back hair and an old soundtrack we do it to. Gotta make it look classy, like we choreographed it too. No beatdowns unless they match the music.

Do we get motorcycles too? A la grease? Well, Grease 2 anyway?

Motorcycles in this weather? You're really asking for it aren't you? Ok, here's the deal. I only want the ones that come with the cool fog effects and float away slow-mo. Then we get to put on our amazed faces (like a virgin touched for the very first time).

I read dominant hand as dormant and my mind went to Clash of the Titans. I envisioned Zeus and his magical words

"Release the Kraken!"

I don't get to use that line nearly as often as I want to. I think I may have had too much sleep. My mind is pulling connections out of thin air. Lawnmower Man just popped up...we might be in trouble

 

[Shadoleopard]

Wait. Is that my telephone I hear? And the neighbors?? Has Jobe Awakened? -AND THE KRAKEN?- Madness, Ice, madness. I know we're going for Grade A badassery here, but... Is that too far? Nahhhh, never too far. As long as I can have the powers of Hades.

I'm down for the floating fog bikes. They'll help hide the Kraken until we are ready to have him (her? it?) obliterate the trolls. Then we'll get even more awed virgin faces from everyone else.

On a side not, no one gets to use "Release the Kraken!" enough. So imagine the poor, pent up Kraken. Hell, probably more pent up than you, who don't get to exercise your right enough. Which, by the way, along with it being in the wrist; especially for ladies, it is frequently about the flick I'm told. Like the whole hair slicking and combing thing as we get on the awe bikes. Just isn't as awe-inspiring without the flicks. So, flick it. Flick it good. But don't flick the Kraken. Doesn't like it. Childhood trauma I think? The Kraken demands stroking for joining our crew. Also, the Kraken wants to know the name before accepting the release.

 

[Iceprincess12]

Wait. Is that my telephone I hear? And the neighbors?? Has Jobe Awakened? -AND THE KRAKEN?- Madness, Ice, madness. I know we're going for Grade A badassery here, but... Is that too far? Nahhhh, never too far. As long as I can have the powers of Hades.

I'm down for the floating fog bikes. They'll help hide the Kraken until we are ready to have him (her? it?) obliterate the trolls. Then we'll get even more awed virgin faces from everyone else.

On a side not, no one gets to use "Release the Kraken!" enough. So imagine the poor, pent up Kraken. Hell, probably more pent up than you, who don't get to exercise your right enough. Which, by the way, along with it being in the wrist; especially for ladies, it is frequently about the flick I'm told. Like the whole hair slicking and combing thing as we get on the awe bikes. Just isn't as awe-inspiring without the flicks. So, flick it. Flick it good. But don't flick the Kraken. Doesn't like it. Childhood trauma I think? The Kraken demands stroking for joining our crew. Also, the Kraken wants to know the name before accepting the release.

Ok, now you have me laughing so hard my dog looked at me. I can't think past the Kraken getting release. I didn't intend that to be sexual but when I read your Kraken point of view, it pretty much screams sex.

Power of Hades? Go big or go home. I need to get some godly power too, something on par with Hades. I'll need to research my greek gods.

I can't even think of flicking without laughing. I think you have covered it pretty thoroughly, I won't even allude to flick it good. My stomach can't take more giggling.

 

[Shadoleopard]

Ok, this may have to go in the made my day thread, because it did. Laughed so hard your dog looked at you funny and you can't laugh any more. However, we can't end it yet. To "unleash the Kraken" (I was informed it is unleash), we must name our badass crew. I mean, c'mon, you really going to keep the Kraken all pentup? The funny part is, I at least half wasn't going for sexual with the Kraken. Though, with the flicking and wrist motion and "exercising one's right" to release the Kraken... might have been inevitable. True, I did cover flicking it good pretty thoroughly huh? Well, I do like that. Does that mean I can count on you to vouch for me if anyone ever doubts my thoroughness regarding flicking it good?

Ok, now you have me laughing so hard my dog looked at me. I can't think past the Kraken getting release. I didn't intend that to be sexual but when I read your Kraken point of view, it pretty much screams sex.

Power of Hades? Go big or go home. I need to get some godly power too, something on par with Hades. I'll need to research my greek gods.

I can't even think of flicking without laughing. I think you have covered it pretty thoroughly, I won't even allude to flick it good. My stomach can't take more giggling.