New diet plan

she_is_my_addiction

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Have you ever noticed the magnetic power of the Lit boards? Imagine this: You sit down at your computer at approximately 7:00 am, wherever you hail from. You intend to be on the computer for no more than 30 minutes, checking the boards, responding to the PM's that are already gathering dust in your...box.

Suddenly, you look at the clock and it's noon! How did that happen??!! You tell yourself, no big deal, you had nothing better to do today anyway, so you stay on the computer, debating with yourself whether you ought to get some lunch. No, no, you tell yourself. Quite frankly, you'd rather stay in your chair and keep responding to that thread...you want that prize for being the last poster.

Before long, it's 5:30, and dinnertime. Fuck it, you say, I'd rather be on Lit.

By the end of the week, you've miraculously shed a good five pounds.

Literotica message boards...the new diet plan!

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Okay, so whaddaya think? Should I patent it? :p
 
OK, it's now 6:56 pm and I still haven't had lunch. I've been getting by on chocolate covered raisins and water. I must eat.

Maybe Sima's onto something...
 
she_is_my_addiction said:
Have you ever noticed the magnetic power of the Lit boards? Imagine this: You sit down at your computer at approximately 7:00 am, wherever you hail from. You intend to be on the computer for no more than 30 minutes, checking the boards, responding to the PM's that are already gathering dust in your...box.

Suddenly, you look at the clock and it's noon! How did that happen??!! You tell yourself, no big deal, you had nothing better to do today anyway, so you stay on the computer, debating with yourself whether you ought to get some lunch. No, no, you tell yourself. Quite frankly, you'd rather stay in your chair and keep responding to that thread...you want that prize for being the last poster.

Before long, it's 5:30, and dinnertime. Fuck it, you say, I'd rather be on Lit.

By the end of the week, you've miraculously shed a good five pounds.

Literotica message boards...the new diet plan!

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Okay, so whaddaya think? Should I patent it? :p

Uh, no, because I'm sitting here drinking BEER, which makes you FAT. I've gained 5 pounds in the last month!!!
 
I'm not supposed to be stuffing my face with whatever happens to be semi-edible and within arm's reach while I waste my day on Lit? Why didn't anyone tell me?!?
 
minsue said:
I'm not supposed to be stuffing my face with whatever happens to be semi-edible and within arm's reach while I waste my day on Lit? Why didn't anyone tell me?!?

I'm with Min on this one. I eat anything that's not nailed down when I'm on the comp. Not healthy stuff either. Candy, cookies, ice cream, coffee, milk.... the list is almost endless.... (but it ends before veggies and fruits ;) )
 
12 hours today and still going. Reading, writing, coffee for a lift and my ass is probably gonna spread soon. And, I mean that in a different way ;) FAT!!

This site is addicting!
 
Daisy May said:
12 hours today and still going. Reading, writing, coffee for a lift and my ass is probably gonna spread soon. And, I mean that in a different way ;) FAT!!

This site is addicting!

Muahahaha We've got you now, pretty...
 
minsue said:
Muahahaha We've got you now, pretty...

LOL! That almost sounded like the evil witch from Wizard Of Oz. Now, she's echoing in my mind. Echoing? Oh dear, I need sleep!

warm milk?
 
Daisy May said:
LOL! That almost sounded like the evil witch from Wizard Of Oz. Now, she's echoing in my mind. Echoing? Oh dear, I need sleep!

warm milk?

Don't mind if I do!

And you're right . . . you probably do need sleep. You won't get it . . . but you need it.

:p
 
If only I could skip work as easily as I can skip meal times. I'm surprised this site hasn't made me late for work yet.
 
Bridget69 said:
If only I could skip work as easily as I can skip meal times. I'm surprised this site hasn't made me late for work yet.

Wish I could say that :rolleyes:
 
minsue said:
Wish I could say that :rolleyes:

Yah, I'm with the goose on this one, late to class, missing class....all thanks to Lit. Though if there isn't food in my room I'll go for the diet plan, I tend to miss lunch when I'm on campus and on Lit.
 
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