New Company Profile....

Thats v. good.

I work in a small company, and due to a clerical mistake
at companies house was accidently made Chairman of the Board.
Now thats one hell of a cock up I know :)

They sent me a booklet yestaday saying my responsibilties,
does it also tell me how to use my superpowers as described
above? If so I'll have to dig it out of the rubbish :)


c.
 
Knights of the Realm...

...you may or may not know that in the UK there are different categories of Knight (you know the people who are called Sir something or other). And I could never remember how the categories went and in what seniority until I was told...

CMG (lowest level) - Call Me God

KCMG (next level up) - Kindly Call Me God

GCMG (most senior level) - God Calls Me God.

Funnily enough I have never forgotten the rankings since.

Useful eh? But useless!
 
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