New Catagory Request: UFO Relationships!

[GratefulFred]

This open petition goes out to all in Literotica who feel that aliens have been at the short end of the story selection. With nearly 50% of Americans believing UFOs are real, why must they constantly be put in the sci-fi catagory? Who has not thought of the prospect of an alien babe with 4 or 6 breasts and a 3 foot tongue? Or what lady has not thought of the prospect of having sex with some smooth talking alien with magical fingers, who can also remove a brastrap in less than 5 minutes (still working on that)? UFOs are so acceptable in our society that we had better give them a proper place in our literary kingdom. I feel that this is virgin territory for many writers looking for new ideas and also for those like myself looking to bang some foreign chic without catching any of those deadly diseases. And if things go really well, imagine visiting her parents place (free airfare) and checking out some cool new drugs.

 

[mjl2010]

This open petition goes out to all in Literotica who feel that aliens have been at the short end of the story selection. With nearly 50% of Americans believing UFOs are real, why must they constantly be put in the sci-fi catagory? Who has not thought of the prospect of an alien babe with 4 or 6 breasts and a 3 foot tongue? Or what lady has not thought of the prospect of having sex with some smooth talking alien with magical fingers, who can also remove a brastrap in less than 5 minutes (still working on that)? UFOs are so acceptable in our society that we had better give them a proper place in our literary kingdom. I feel that this is virgin territory for many writers looking for new ideas and also for those like myself looking to bang some foreign chic without catching any of those deadly diseases. And if things go really well, imagine visiting her parents place (free airfare) and checking out some cool new drugs.

Freddy. One thing is for sure....You don't need any cool new drugs. Either the ones you're already using are working just fine, or somewhere along the river of life, you found one that stayed with you forever.

MJL

 

[snooper]

In the five years or so that I have been around Lit I could count the number of times that a user request for a new category has been gratified on my thumbs, without involving any fingers.

 

[GratefulFred]

This has got to stop!

50% of the American public cannot be wrong this time!

This amounts to total discrimination on the part of Literotica if a new catagory is not put forth. Just because someone came from a foreign planet (Is not New Jersey acceptable?) and has 8 breasts, some traditional minded ultra conservative running Literotica has to say "Your incestual relationships are not as good as ours!"

Gobblygook!

 

[Fantasies_only]

This open petition goes out to all in Literotica who feel that aliens have been at the short end of the story selection. With nearly 50% of Americans believing UFOs are real, why must they constantly be put in the sci-fi catagory? Who has not thought of the prospect of an alien babe with 4 or 6 breasts and a 3 foot tongue? Or what lady has not thought of the prospect of having sex with some smooth talking alien with magical fingers, who can also remove a brastrap in less than 5 minutes (still working on that)? UFOs are so acceptable in our society that we had better give them a proper place in our literary kingdom. I feel that this is virgin territory for many writers looking for new ideas and also for those like myself looking to bang some foreign chic without catching any of those deadly diseases. And if things go really well, imagine visiting her parents place (free airfare) and checking out some cool new drugs.

Please let's put this into perspective.
If this is not a joke post, you are insulting the people who really do believe in aliens, alien visits, and alien abductions.

The romantic notion of life on unknown worlds made erotic, ruins any credibility to this unbelievable subject if you just take the time to think how that life would evolve, move on its own, communicate, and transport itself.

It is likely some aliens would lay eggs, and thus have no need for breasts, and others would have cocoon-like larva, not having the kind of teats that are in erotic stories.

As for a penis, the alien may be amphibious, so semen secretion would be from a frog-like skin.

 

[GratefulFred]

Please let's put this into perspective.
If this is not a joke post, you are insulting the people who really do believe in aliens, alien visits, and alien abductions.

The romantic notion of life on unknown worlds made erotic, ruins any credibility to this unbelievable subject if you just take the time to think how that life would evolve, move on its own, communicate, and transport itself.

It is likely some aliens would lay eggs, and thus have no need for breasts, and others would have cocoon-like larva, not having the kind of teats that are in erotic stories.

As for a penis, the alien may be amphibious, so semen secretion would be from a frog-like skin.

Spoken like a true virgin!

Listen up Fantasies, just because you've clearly only had sex with humans disqualifies you from lending any credability to the sex habits of Aliens.

You were not with me that night after "Rocky Horror" back in 2004 and your descriptions are totally off the mark.

I am out of the closet. I had alien sex!

However, this thread is not about humble me. It's all about "Alien Writes"

 

[Fantasies_only]

Spoken like a true virgin!

Listen up Fantasies, just because you've clearly only had sex with humans disqualifies you from lending any credability to the sex habits of Aliens.

You were not with me that night after "Rocky Horror" back in 2004 and your descriptions are totally off the mark.

I am out of the closet. I had alien sex!

However, this thread is not about humble me. It's all about "Alien Writes"

Virginity has nothing to do with this subject, nor does the act of sex.
The subject is since many people believe alien encounters are real, a new Lit category should be made.

My point is unless the erotic or pornographic encounter can be proven or at least substantiated with multiple similar accounts, alien encounters not based on fiction has no place in erotica or pornography.

By the way, this thread is not about alien rights (the rights of aliens, no w).

 

[GratefulFred]

Virginity has nothing to do with this subject, nor does the act of sex.
The subject is since many people believe alien encounters are real, a new Lit category should be made.

My point is unless the erotic or pornographic encounter can be proven or at least substantiated with multiple similar accounts, alien encounters not based on fiction has no place in erotica or pornography.

By the way, this thread is not about alien rights (the rights of aliens, no w).

"Alien Writes" is a play on words and thus deserves another mention.

I really think that people such as myself should kiss and tell stories about sexual alien encounters. We only need a catgory outside of sci-fi to write such fictional accounts. The video tape of my sexual encounter a few years back is on a far away planet now but I will send out an email to see if I can get a copy.

Glad we stand on agreement on this point Fantasies.

I'll keep you posted on the video and that will give me a chance to see how my kids doing.

 

[Sean Renaud]

More than 50% of the United States public believes in God also and their wrong about that too.

That said it will continue to be Sci-Fi until there is enough fact to make it true science. Most people believe that intergalactic travel will someday be possible but until it is that will remain in the place of Science Fiction.

That said if lit is ever going to make a new category they need to start with giving Cuckold it's own category to get it away from Loving Wives. Until that happens they aren't gonna start giving away crappy new categories.

 

[Fantasies_only]

That said if lit is ever going to make a new category they need to start with giving Cuckold it's own category to get it away from Loving Wives. Until that happens they aren't gonna start giving away crappy new categories.

"Loving Wives" is just the same as cuckold, unless you mean you want the wife as the aggressor, like having a "boy toy".

 

[Sean Renaud]

The thing is, it isn't. There are plenty of loving wives stories that are actually about happy healthy husband and wife relationships.

Now it's so bad that anybody who's been on the site for more than a few weeks knows that non-cheating stories with wives belong under romance. But that shouldn't have happened.

IMHO

 

[snooper]

... 50% of the American public cannot be wrong this time! ...

Why is this time any different from previous times when they have been judged to have been wrong?

... Just because someone came from a foreign planet ... and has 8 breasts, some traditional minded ultra conservative running Literotica has to say "Your incestual relationships are not as good as ours!"

There you are wrong. If the story is one of incest between two such characters, and their appearance is irrelevant to the tale, it would go into the Incest category. Strictly speaking, if one partner in an illicit sex story is pink/grey skinned and the other is green skinned, and the eight breasts do not come in to the story, then it should go into Interracial.

 

[GratefulFred]

Why is this time any different from previous times when they have been judged to have been wrong?

There you are wrong. If the story is one of incest between two such characters, and their appearance is irrelevant to the tale, it would go into the Incest category. Strictly speaking, if one partner in an illicit sex story is pink/grey skinned and the other is green skinned, and the eight breasts do not come in to the story, then it should go into Interracial.

Like why would I leave out such an important detail as eight breasts from any story line? Until more Americans are aware of Alien chicks it needs to be spelled out to help break down social barriers between our species. Eventually after many mixed marriages and human girls going for multiple breast augmentation surgery, l can see this detail being passed over.

I vote that we should just close down sci-fi since they are mixing fact with fiction.