New BDSM librarian

[@}-}rebecca----]

decently intelligent bot.

Ohh objectification, smokun hawt

 

[Homburg]

Damn. Beat me to that one!

Beat you? That is what I do with many people, but...

Well, my only advice was to chill and breathe. I believe it's clear I only had everyone's health in mind when I posted. Mmmhmm. A good girl is all that I am. Yes indeed. Hmph.

*shrug* I thought it was good advice, especially as it agreed with my own post

 

[@}-}rebecca----]

I'm getting a headache.

Awww poor Gracie. Cheer up sweety, I have good news !

I just spoke with Madama and apparently she is voting for you

 

[@}-}rebecca----]

I'll stay on topic.

Me too, how is this for a topic Miss Rose : cheeky smiles :

http://i101.photobucket.com/albums/m71/worldrebecca/thehandtalkt128391026208281250.jpg

What a cracker huh, alpha male with an advanced sense of humor sent me that last night. Bless them doms.

 

[catalina_francisco]

Me too, how is this for a topic Miss Rose : cheeky smiles :

http://i101.photobucket.com/albums/m71/worldrebecca/thehandtalkt128391026208281250.jpg

[color] What a cracker huh, alpha male with an advanced sense of humor sent me that last night. Bless them doms. [/color]

Oh, but did you see the news story about a kangaroo being taken by a shark?!!

Catalina

 

[Netzach]

Oh, but did you see the news story about a kangaroo being taken by a shark?!!

Catalina

Surreal freakin' continent.

 

[@}-}rebecca----]

Oh, but did you see the news story about a kangaroo being taken by a shark?!!

Catalina

Do you have any idea Cat how restrained I just had to be in order not to make a highly inappropriate joke about dingos ?

Skippy was not built for surfing

 

[FurryFury]

I'm getting a headache.

I've HAD a headache for several weeks now and it's a BAD one. The sort of headache that combined with stress can make me tell someone to suck my dick in the middle of walmart if you know what I mean.

Yesterday or maybe the day before, hard to say because I'm living in a haze of pain right now, I was at another grocery store. My husband said we made people around us smile and laugh quite a bit. My drugs had finally kicked in and THIS store also has free coffee! I guess I was still acting up a bit though, or so I gather.

Hell I think folks should have fun wherever they go. Yanno?

 

[catalina_francisco]

Do you have any idea Cat how restrained I just had to be in order not to make a highly inappropriate joke about dingos ?

Skippy was not built for surfing

HAve to admit I was seriously stunned when I read this.

Catalina

 

[Netzach]

Dude, the witness totally must have freaked the poor 'roo into swimming. He killded it!

Not that one less roo to jump into cars is such a tragedy. That is a weird weird marsupial story.

 

[graceanne]

I officially deem this as a non-fluff thread. By the powers vested in me as the Official Literotica Fluff-Fairy, I hereby proclaim that this thread is full of serious shit.

What's the difference between serious shit and not serious shit? Does the non serious shit laugh all the time, while the serious shit reads 'War and Peace'? Maybe the serious shit is at home, cleaning the bathroom and the non serious shit is at the bar partying.

 

[graceanne]

Awww poor Gracie. Cheer up sweety, I have good news !

I just spoke with Madama and apparently she is voting for you

I dunno. If this bickering keep going after the 'election', I might just spontaneously combust. Dealing with bickering isn't part of the job description is it?

 

[Fluff-Fairy]

What's the difference between serious shit and not serious shit? Does the non serious shit laugh all the time, while the serious shit reads 'War and Peace'? Maybe the serious shit is at home, cleaning the bathroom and the non serious shit is at the bar partying.

Whichever works for you is fine, graceanne.

I am the official designator, determinator, and validator of fluff content. Fluff content will be officially deemed as such by none other than I, the Official Literotica Fluff-Fairy.

I rate threads as fluff or non-fluff.
Non-fluff threads are rated as being full of serious shit.
Fluff threads are rated as being seriously full of shit.
It's a fairly simple rating system.

 

[CoupleFromOhio]

Don't be shy....most around here are more than willing to answer questions and probing (hmmm, some of them love to be probed), and remember what it was like to be new or unfamiliar with a subject.

Catalina

Thank you

We will be around off and on when our kids are not keeping us busy

 

[CoupleFromOhio]

Here is the link to the BDSM Library ...........

http://forum.literotica.com/showthread.php?t=266656

Welcome to the BDSM Board

THanks for the link, this will be useful for us.

 

[Fluff-Fairy]

Thank you

We will be around off and on when our kids are not keeping us busy

Hey! Welcome to the Literotica BDSM forums!
We are not all mean people here.
Most of us are very nice.
You all come back again now you hear?

 

[Homburg]

Hey! Welcome to the Literotica BDSM forums!
We are not all mean people here.
Most of us are very nice.
You all come back again now you hear?

"You all"? It's spelled "Y'all". Get with the program, sheesh.

 

[Fluff-Fairy]

"You all"? It's spelled "Y'all". Get with the program, sheesh.

I am just being warm and welcoming to the newbie members.

Y'all should see how poorly they were treated over at that Ohio-bi get together thread.

It's inexcusable. Not even worthy of being deemed as fluff.

How's that, Y'all?

Y'all Y'all Y'all. I like the feel as that rolls off of the curved tip of my tongue.

 

[Homburg]

I am just being warm and welcoming to the newbie members.

Y'all should see how poorly they were treated over at that Ohio-bi get together thread.

It's inexcusable. Not even worthy of being deemed as fluff.

How's that, Y'all?

Y'all Y'all Y'all. I like the feel as that rolls off of the curved tip of my tongue.

Much better. Thank you.

 

[@}-}rebecca----]

Dude, the witness totally must have freaked the poor 'roo into swimming. He killded it!

Not that one less roo to jump into cars is such a tragedy. That is a weird weird marsupial story.

Netz, the roo meets car scenario is actually not uncommon when driving in the country, even areas just skirting urban development. Most people are pretty decent and will stop to check pouches to see if a joey is in situ. It's never happened to me but it did to my mother over 30 years ago. Kangaroo's are not that bright, they move fast and we humans will build roads smack bang right through everything.

 

[@}-}rebecca----]

I dunno. If this bickering keep going after the 'election', I might just spontaneously combust. Dealing with bickering isn't part of the job description is it?

It will blow over I suspect Miss Grace. Personally I'm not overly concerned.

Suddenly imagining the BDSM Board as one of those snow globes that just had a good shake. It's bound to settle huh.

To be clear and you may not thank me, I'm voting for you

 

[catalina_francisco]

Librarian Voting Thread is now open.

Catalina:catraor:

 

[graceanne]

It will blow over I suspect Miss Grace. Personally I'm not overly concerned.

Suddenly imagining the BDSM Board as one of those snow globes that just had a good shake. It's bound to settle huh.

To be clear and you may not thank me, I'm voting for you

Thanks. I voted for you.

 

[@}-}rebecca----]

Thanks. I voted for you.

Damn you're in deep now, time to break out the flying monkeys

 

[graceanne]

Damn you're in deep now, time to break out the flying monkeys

Why am I getting the idea you don't want the job?