New author, needs some help

[Breakmysoul]

this site was a mistake it is full of rude members and not a healthy community

 

[gauchecritic]

Sod you then.

Gauche

 

[MathGirl]

Sod you then.

Dear Gauchie,
Does that mean what I think it means? If so, why? Did we miss something?
MG

 

[Gabriel_Lee]

Yep. I'm a guy and read any old rubbish, me. Later on, I'll come back and read this thread ... it shows promise.

GL

 

[Wantonica]

Hi everyone, i am a new young male author from new york, i am nervous about posting anything and i want to gt some opinions from other people before i do, i would prefer women just because i think they actually pay some attention to whther or not the story is well written, someon please please PLEASE pm me!!!

Ima wumin an don giv a sheeet abowt wel writtn

 

[Guest]

NY Boy:

I will give you the merest benefit of the doubt as you are new and seemingly sound sincere, but judging only from your post, especially if it is sincere, I do not have the time nor inclination to read someone's work that is too obviously careless in brief (i.e. your post). I also resent that you prefer, for inexplicable reasons, female readers; a bit of a red flag, esp. on an erotica site and esp. as you request PMs vs. the public arena you have entered.

Try asking again with all this in mind, including Gauche's terse but fully explicable comment.

Perdita

 

[DurtGurl]

Ima wumin an don giv a sheeet abowt wel writtn

Me to.
DG

 

[Guest]

DurtGurl, MathGirl, someone: PUHHHLeeeeezzze get rid of that AV. It ruins even the few good threads I enter.

begging, Perdita

 

[Svenskaflicka]

Now, now, Perd! I think the big-butted baby is quite cute!

 

[Wantonica]

i would prefer women

I don't trust anyone who puts a after the word women...

Smiles,
Wantonica

 

[Guest]

 

[MathGirl]

this site was a mistake it is full of rude members and not a healthy community

Dear BMS,
To quote an erudite and knowing member of this community of rude members, "Sod you, then."
MG
Ps. Doesn't that have something to do with lawns?

 

[gauchecritic]

this site was a mistake it is full of rude members and not a healthy community

I refer the honourable member to the reply I gave some moments ago.

Gauche

Edited for veracity. (she didn't want to post)

 

[Gabriel_Lee]

this site was a mistake it is full of rude members and not a healthy community

Something tells me that he would not have taken criticism too well. And he specifically asked for a womans opinion too! The guy is a fool.

Did anyone PM him?

 

[Wantonica]

I sure as hell didn't PM him, but am thinking I'd like to see his story. Send it to me Breakmysoul, I promise to be gentle... of course, my definition may vary from yours.

Wantonica

 

[DurtGurl]

Rude members

this site was a mistake it is full of rude members and not a healthy community

Rude members .......
Hmmmmmm.... There might be a story in that.
MG

 

[deliciously_naughty]

Re: Rude members

Rude members .......
Hmmmmmm.... There might be a story in that.
MG

snicker

 

[MathGirl]

Re: Re: Rude members

snicker

Dear DN,
To be PC, I believe that should be "snickro."
Helpfully,
MG

 

[Wantonica]

I think we should all PM him and show him how unhealthy we really are.

Giggles,
Wantonica

Edited to add: I didn't really mean that, it was an impulsive thought.

 

[Chicklet]

this site was a mistake it is full of rude members and not a healthy community

??

did someone think we were s'posed to have a healthy community?

 

[gauchecritic]

Take any number of the world's population, have them write stories about incest, BDSM, horror, anal sex or any other fetish which springs to mind, so that the rest of the worlds population have relatively easy access to it, put them all on one site to ply their trade and voila: instant healthy community.

Gauche

 

[MathGirl]

Re: Re: New author, needs some help

??did someone think we were s'posed to have a healthy community?

Dear Chickie,
Oh, perish the thought. How dull.
MG
Ps. You're right, Gauchie. What does a person expect when he comes across a bunch like us? Harry Potter fans, perhaps?

 

[Guest]

Re: Re: Re: New author, needs some help

What does a person expect when he comes across a bunch like us? Harry Potter fans, perhaps?

MG: having read Svenska's 'Snape sex' bits I can tell you even the HP fans are perverse (in the best of imaginative and fantastical ways of course).

Perdita

 

[MathGirl]

Da Swede

Originally posted by perdita I can tell you even the HP fans are perverse (in the best of imaginative and fantastical ways of course).

Dear Perdita,
Oh, I have no doubt about that. Svenska is a pervert in that special way unique to blondes.
Admiringly,
MG