Never's First Yeast Infection. (A Photo Essay)

[Never]

Part of me just wanted to see who would actually click on the thread with a title like that.

Anyways, I blame lavender. I've noticed that everyone around her tends to get strange illnesses. I feel like I've scrubbed my vagina down with poison ivy, it itches and burns something nasty. I also want to know why on a normal day I can't get enough moisture to fit my pinky in there without pain and now I'm producing enough cottage cheese that I could brand 'Hoods: Xtra Fresh' on my mound.

In addition, why is it that on a porn site BB we never hear about any of the bad things that happen to those somewhat private parts? I don't think I've ever read anything about the numerous 'bad things' cancers, STDs, infections, cysts and what have you? I can't imagine a yeast infection is any worse to read about than shitting on a coffee table while your SO watches. At least Outsider didn't make it his avatar.

Anyways, I thin I blame lavender's friend, what the hell was in those sweet potatoes?!

Either I have a very light version or they're not as bad as I think. I've had cramps that were worse, at least right now I can sit here and type instead of rolling around on the floor in pain. I was able to sit though Harry Potter on Monday (2 and a half hours) with lavender. Lavender loved the movie but made me swear up and down I wouldn't tell anyone that so you didn't hear it from me.

Anyone notice that I've become a Start and Run poster? I'm now in the same category with Todd and HKBJ. Bad Never. But it seems I'm with Spunky when it comes to content.

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

Exit, stage right....

 

[Never]

14 People have looked at this so far.. I think it must be a very slow Wednesday.

I have a big thing of cranberry juice I'm working on and later today I'm shoving yogert up my wazzo.

 

[jinnysub]

In addition, why is it that on a porn site BB we never hear about any of the bad things that happen to those somewhat private parts?

I noticed that, too, and wondered about it, Never.

Then...I guess I'm not too keen on the idea of some people getting off on the details of something that is as uncomfortable as a yeast infection, or whatever.

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

I checked in nine times, so it's just me. And now that I know you're fucking yourself with live cultures, you can be sure I'll be back again and again. Woo-hoo. Peep show.

 

[Rambling Rose]

Dannon or Yoplait?

 

[Fly_On_Wall]

and later today I'm shoving yogert up my wazzo.

Sounds like fun hehe

 

[Never]

That's Live AND ACTIVE cultures.

What do you call someone with a sexual desire for bacteria? Am I a prokaryotephile?

I know why you keep on checking back, you want those pictures. Geeze, why is this board always so full of perverts?

 

[YogiBare]

Never, I just clicked on this thread to see pictures of your cheesy vagina.

Where are they?

Oh, I'm so disappointed.

Maybe you'll post them tomorrow, for Thanksgiving. Pretty please?????

 

[Never]

Blushing Rose:
"Dannon or Yoplait?"

Yoplait.
And, no, I am not lavender.

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

Geeze, why is this board always so full of perverts?

Because this isn't LiterSundayCatholicSchool.com.

 

[jinnysub]

If you wanna get off on a cool pic of a yeast infection, here...

http://images.google.com/imgres?img...yeast+infection&num=20&hl=en&imgsafe=off&sa=G

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

If you wanna get off on a cool pic of a yeast infection, here...

You know, I just totally reject the premise that you can get off on a cool pic of a yeast infection, so I'm not clicking...

 

[Rambling Rose]

Yoplait is smoother...and Jinny that's a picture of a cock! Never/lavender may be having an identity crisis, but her snatch never looked like that!

 

[Never]

Egad!

The poor woman in that picture. Not only is she suffering from some horrible infection but her vagaina has prolaped or something.

 

[jinnysub]

I don't think that a lot of those who click that link are going to find themselves about to get off on it, either, DCL.

Who knows what evil lies in the hearts of a sub?

 

[sexy-girl]

i hope you realize this will appear in the gossip pages


and no im not clicking on that link thankyou

 

[Never]

Yoplait is smoother.

It's nice and cool and creamy as well - it also makes you smell nice afterwards. Personally, I enjoy the feeling and may make this a weekly ritual.

 

[YogiBare]

Thanks jinny (for the download)

You've made my day. Here's the pic:




Sorry, deleted pic of yeasty penis. Just too gross.

 

[Never]

Really YogiBare, this was supposed to be a light-hearted yeast infection thread and you're posting pictures of some poor guy's disease ridden cock.

 

[Rambling Rose]

And, no, I am not lavender.

why keep denying it? it's all here in black and white:

http://www.literotica.com/forum/showthread.php?s=&threadid=55225

Now, let's talk more about your wazzo.

 

[YogiBare]

Your right, Never.

Sorry. I too decided it was too "over the top" while you were posting the above and edited the picture out of the post.


Got a bit too carried away there.

Carry on!

 

[jinnysub]

The pic was copyrighted, too, I believe. Which also made me think twice about posting it.

 

[Rambling Rose]

go here instead:

www.myyeastinfection.com

 

[Starfish]

Okay, this is really funny and all and I'll gladly share my rash stories, or talk about a boil or two, but really.....


I just want to say Never, that you really should just eat the yogurt. That is a more hygienic, and effective way of increasing your bacteria count. You can douche with it, but it is just likely to go rancid in there and stink to high heaven in a day. Milk at 98.6 is skanky within 24 hours. Not too pleasent.

If you want to go for a natural, effective remedy in a douche, then you should go to the health food store, and buy acidophilus powder and douche with that added to water. It is actually more effective, if you first use a straight liquid tincture of Tea Tree oil, or something that is very anti fungal before you douche with the acidophilus.

Milk gets nasty in a pussy. I mean that. I am only giving you this advice because I am a wise old Starfish who knows the ins and outs of yeast infection cures from a natural standpoint.