Never
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It feels like my ear is crying.
The membrane is torn and now I have pus and blood dribbling out of it, I haven't been able to keep down one meal in the last 48 hours, and I want my mommy.
Other than that, I'm swell. There's this nice girl at college I'm currently stalking.
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PS: You have my cell phone number - I never answer the phone in my dorm.
The membrane is torn and now I have pus and blood dribbling out of it, I haven't been able to keep down one meal in the last 48 hours, and I want my mommy.
Other than that, I'm swell. There's this nice girl at college I'm currently stalking.
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~~~~~~~~~~PS: You have my cell phone number - I never answer the phone in my dorm.
KillerMuffin
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Hi Never!
Laurel
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Never said:
I just ate a burrito that looked like that sounds.
How did you tear the membrane? What wacky college initiation shit they doing to you?
Want me to send you some fries?
You can borrow my mom. I'll tell her you're her daughter and she won't know the difference. I could tell her that we were all monkeys on Pluto and she wouldn't know the difference. She's a great listener. Not a great conversationalist, but a great listener.
Svedish_Chef
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Speaking of stalkers...
I have an interim stalker and she really rocks.
Missya Neverkins.
Oh and I can only kinda play mummy, you cant quite cuddle up to my breasts.
I have an interim stalker and she really rocks.
Missya Neverkins.
Oh and I can only kinda play mummy, you cant quite cuddle up to my breasts.
Never
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Harbinger:
"Three posts in a mere seven days? Never is burning up the keyboard again."
I wish. Soon though damn it, very soon. I don't have my own computer set up so I can only use my roommate's or the ones in the computer lab. Knowing my habit of posting on Lit instead of doing work I thought I'd voluntarily keep offline for a while.
I went to the ER on Sunday around 4am and they gave me Amoxicilin (antibiotic) and Lortav(sp?) (painkiller). The painkiller made me nauseous so yesterday the clinic here at the college gave me something for my stomach so now I can keep down my medicine so I'm feeling much better.
Cheyenne:
Lavender sounds exactly like a mom. I got on the phone with her and she's like, "Why haven't you called? Why haven't you been on Lit? Are you doing well in your classes? You're going to class, right? You're doing your homework, right? Are you taking your medicine? Why aren't you in bed? Go to bed, you're sick!"
debbiexxx:
I'm already feeling much better, I can't hear out of my right ear at all right now but the doctor said that's normal.
Hello sexy-girl, it's good to see you. Yeah, the stalking is going well. She's finally decided that I'm not stalking her, which is always a plus. Now if I could only get rid of that pesky girlfriend she has and convince her she liked me I'd be set.
Laurel, I'm guessing your burrito tasted much better than my ear. Greek life is actually quite prominent on campus and I've heard of some nasty hazing but this is actually God's punishment for letting some guy kiss me over spring break. Yesterday I woke up convinced that I need to kiss a girl in order get well again but only a magical one would do. I wandered up and down my hall looking for a nice elven maiden for a couple of minutes before I realized what I was doing.
Yes, I want you to send me some fries but I have Lavender so I won't need your mother.
Chef, you do? What's she like? She'd never chase me from your heart, would she?
Azwed:
"Good luck with the stalking if you need any suggestions from the professional stalkers just ask."
Well, I was considering sneaking into her room and swiping some underwear just for the hell of it but I'm not certain how great an idea that would really be.
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"Three posts in a mere seven days? Never is burning up the keyboard again."
I wish. Soon though damn it, very soon. I don't have my own computer set up so I can only use my roommate's or the ones in the computer lab. Knowing my habit of posting on Lit instead of doing work I thought I'd voluntarily keep offline for a while.
I went to the ER on Sunday around 4am and they gave me Amoxicilin (antibiotic) and Lortav(sp?) (painkiller). The painkiller made me nauseous so yesterday the clinic here at the college gave me something for my stomach so now I can keep down my medicine so I'm feeling much better.
Cheyenne:
Lavender sounds exactly like a mom. I got on the phone with her and she's like, "Why haven't you called? Why haven't you been on Lit? Are you doing well in your classes? You're going to class, right? You're doing your homework, right? Are you taking your medicine? Why aren't you in bed? Go to bed, you're sick!"
debbiexxx:
I'm already feeling much better, I can't hear out of my right ear at all right now but the doctor said that's normal.
Hello sexy-girl, it's good to see you. Yeah, the stalking is going well. She's finally decided that I'm not stalking her, which is always a plus. Now if I could only get rid of that pesky girlfriend she has and convince her she liked me I'd be set.
Laurel, I'm guessing your burrito tasted much better than my ear. Greek life is actually quite prominent on campus and I've heard of some nasty hazing but this is actually God's punishment for letting some guy kiss me over spring break. Yesterday I woke up convinced that I need to kiss a girl in order get well again but only a magical one would do. I wandered up and down my hall looking for a nice elven maiden for a couple of minutes before I realized what I was doing.
Yes, I want you to send me some fries but I have Lavender so I won't need your mother.
Chef, you do? What's she like? She'd never chase me from your heart, would she?
Azwed:
"Good luck with the stalking if you need any suggestions from the professional stalkers just ask."
Well, I was considering sneaking into her room and swiping some underwear just for the hell of it but I'm not certain how great an idea that would really be.
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Hiya Never!
I hope you ear heals, soon. It sounds quite painful. Take care of yourself.
I think that stalkee is one lucky lady!
I hope you ear heals, soon. It sounds quite painful. Take care of yourself.
I think that stalkee is one lucky lady!
Scruffy
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Re: Scruffy/Weev
No. It was in a book I read though.
Honestly, it might just be the canadian system but the greek system is pretty cool. If it's right for you it can be invaluable help. I wouldn't have gotten through college without the help of my brothers. Or Weevil wouldn't.
RawHumor said:
No. It was in a book I read though.
Honestly, it might just be the canadian system but the greek system is pretty cool. If it's right for you it can be invaluable help. I wouldn't have gotten through college without the help of my brothers. Or Weevil wouldn't.
RawHumor
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Re: Re: Scruffy/Weev
Actually, I can't knock them... at my college, even though only 13% of the student body were greek, they more or less made the college what it was. All of the interesting and fun college events were either sponsored or built up by the greeks... mostly because they would work together (sometimes at the expense of their studies) better than your average group of students.
Scruffy said:
Actually, I can't knock them... at my college, even though only 13% of the student body were greek, they more or less made the college what it was. All of the interesting and fun college events were either sponsored or built up by the greeks... mostly because they would work together (sometimes at the expense of their studies) better than your average group of students.
Scruffy
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Re: Re: Re: Scruffy/Weev
The sad truth is that because of all the negative press and stereotypes about greeks ,those of us who are dedicated to the system have worked to make it shine.
The number of students who affiliate themselves with a frat or sorority is shrinking mainly because most frats only want to take good people. If we let in hazing, alcoholic jerks we'd die.
RawHumor said:
The sad truth is that because of all the negative press and stereotypes about greeks ,those of us who are dedicated to the system have worked to make it shine.
The number of students who affiliate themselves with a frat or sorority is shrinking mainly because most frats only want to take good people. If we let in hazing, alcoholic jerks we'd die.
Fly_On_Wall
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Hay Never,
Can I have your number I'll tell you all about how I took a q from you and moved on with my life
Can I have your number
I'll tell you all about how I took a q from you and moved on with my life
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Never said:
I'm glad to hear it. I'm just a worrywart, especially when it comes to infections. They can get out of hand.
I'm a little concerned about the boy-kissing thing. Are they making you do this? Is it some kind of Texas initiation? I don't think I could live in Texas if I had to kiss boys all the time. Not that there's anything wrong with that.
And I would recommend against the breaking in to steal underwear. It turns out that women aren't nearly as flattered by that kind of attention as you would think. Also, if you build a shrine for her, make sure you keep it well hidden. Some of them say they think it's "creepy." That's what I've heard, anyway.
