Never

[Todd]

I am curious what exactly are you? species, gender, real age, sexual preferences, all time favorite broadway musical, favorite smarties color, favorite type of salad dressing, you know general stuff like that.

 

[Todd]

Anyone else and everyone else ask your Never questions about the enigma Never.

Some more, which type of tooth is your favorite. who is your favorite saint. whats your least favorite book.?

 

[Expertise]

Jesus ...... Never it bappears you are Todds crush du' jour LOL

 

[jcgirl]

which type of tooth is your favorite

huh?

 

[Todd]

you know bicuspid, molar, canine, incisor

 

[Never]

Is this a joke?

Todd, we've interacted on this BB many, many time. How could you now know that information?

 

[Naked Hunny]

hmm just a guess
female
human
19
single
virgin
im thinking bi-curious

 

[Expertise]

Humor him Never

During his recent abduction he was fitted with implants and had his memory fogged.

BTW. I have this highly developed mental image of you that I would like to share (just for laughs) sometime if you are interested.

 

[Todd]

I ama afraid that I am very serious, its due to our interaction that leaves me bewildered. I would appereciate it if you would answer my questions even if oyou do it email for privacy. Sorry every time i figure out an answer to one of the questions above, you go and say or do something that messes the answer up and i am back at ground zero.

 

[Endlessly]

I'll answer what I know of my Neverkins:

A genderless soul-monst..

Ohhhhh, you didn't mean her RP char, Never.

She's cute, lots of blonde curly hair, 19 (or did you havea birthday when we were incommunicado?), works at a grocery store, and has a decent singing voice.

Human.

 

[Expertise]

I'll answer what I know of my Neverkins:

A genderless soul-monst..

Ohhhhh, you didn't mean her RP char, Never.

She's cute, lots of blonde curly hair, 19 (or did you havea birthday when we were incommunicado?), works at a grocery store, and has a decent singing voice.

Human.

Forget my offer Never.

Endlessly just fired a broadside through it.

I guess in a way its funnier now.

 

[Never]

Expertise..
What was your image? I could use a laugh.

*Still trying to figure out the best response to Todd's questions*

 

[Todd]

Expertise..
What was your image? I could use a laugh.

*Still trying to figure out the best response to Todd's questions*

truthfully please

 

[Dillinger]

Never say never, again? I'm confused... but paying attention.

 

[Never]

Okay, thank you for the e-mail Todd. Here we go. (Now memorize this cause it'll be on the test)

I am curious what exactly are you? I'm a Never
Species? Neverish
Gender? Usually female.
Real age? Nineteen
Sexual preferences? Exceedingly gay.
All time favorite Broadway musical? I don't do musicals.
Favorite smarties color? Are those like sour Skittles? I don't prefer one color to another but I have to have the same amount of each color when I eat.
Favorite type of salad dressing? Depends on the type of salad. I enjoy a carrot, almond, and cabbage salad with Caesar and spinach salad with oil and vinegar but if it's just lettuce I need thousand island to drown out the taste.
Which type of tooth is your favorite? Molars
Who is your favorite saint? I don't know anything about the saints.
What's your least favorite book? Ethen From (I know I spelled that incorrectly). I know it's supposed to be a good book but my Junior English teacher made the entire class hate it.

Yes, I'm a virgin - I have no idea where the bi-curious idea came from though and I quit my job in the grocery stop many months ago.
Oh, and that's a genderless soul-demon. I was never a monster.

Now Todd, you have to explain, "every time i figure out an answer to one of the questions above, you go and say or do something that messes the answer up and i am back at ground zero."
What do you mean?


[Edited by Never on 02-06-2001 at 07:15 PM]

 

[Siren]

Neva.....

 

[Todd]

Okay, thank you for the e-mail Todd. Here we go. (Now memorize this cause it'll be on the test)

Favorite smarties color? Are those like sour Skittles? I don't prefer one color to another but I have to have the same amount of each color when I eat

Oh, and that's a genderless soul-demon. I was never a monster.

Now Todd, you have to explain, "every time i figure out an answer to one of the questions above, you go and say or do something that messes the answer up and i am back at ground zero."
What do you mean?

Well sometimes when I get the solid sure feeling you are a female you go and do or say something that comes across as pure male making me question wheter you are male or female. Things like hat, especially the whole Jeri Ryan thing we had going.

SMarties are more like M&M's only better

 

[Adoratrice]

smarties are not like M&M's....they are not even chocolate!?!......they are more like tiny bits of chalk.


I too have a mental Image of Neverkins......as well as putting her personality with a woman who comes in the bank...I know it is not her...stop looking at me like a freak...but like Rosebud I imagine her to be much like Never. She is quite shy and can hardly look me in the eyes without grinning...she has a wonderful head of curly hair and wears the coolest little glasses...her name is Christine but she goes by Chris....she is not at all butch but at the same time not "girlie", she usually wears what looks like something she just threw on at the last minute...but always looks great...not "fussy" ,she has a jawline that becones you to touch ...(of course I wouldn't!) I imagine there are only a lucky few who she really lets get to know her.


I think of Never every time she walks in the door.....I even got her to talk to me last time.

okay your turn Expertise

what happened to my girl?...she was here earlier!!...did you doll haters take her???

 

[Svedish_Chef]

I too have a mental Image of Neverkins......as well as putting her personality with a woman who comes in the bank...I know it is not her...stop looking at me like a freak...but like Rosebud I imagine her to be much like Never. She is quite shy and can hardly look me in the eyes without grinning...she has a wonderful head of curly hair and wears the coolest little glasses...her name is Christine but she goes by Chris....she is not at all butch but at the same time not "girlie", she usually wears what looks like something she just threw on at the last minute...but always looks great...not "fussy" ,she has a jawline that becones you to touch ...(of course I wouldn't!) I imagine there are only a lucky few who she really lets get to know her.

what happened to my girl?...she was here earlier!!...did you doll haters take her???

You wouldn't touch her? Christ I would... well if I was allowed to anyway

I know why I miss the BB...

Oh god yes

 

[Guest]

Hey, I'm shy and sensitive, you have to go easy on me.
Just touch me a little until the growling starts then have your way with me.


Expertise, you never told me that mental picture.

 

[Adoratrice]

of course I would touch Never..her jawline or anywhere else she instructed me.....but I can't very well reach over my counter and caress Chris' cheek without scaring the holy living hell out of her....geez she just started actually talking to me

 

[Never]

Um, where did your doll go?

 

[Adoratrice]

you hated her........I thought you kidnapped her.



really I just have to fix her...I just don't feel like it right now.

Did you think she looked like me?

 

[Never]

Am I that shallow?
Yes, I kidnapped her, but only because she looked so much like you. We've been having a great time together, so much fun that the bed broke and I had to stick cinderblocks under it. Wow, she made that jump from 2D to 3D wonderfully.
Oh, here she is; she says, "Wish you were here."

 

[Adoratrice]

well well ...look who I found......hmmmm Never...I don't know who you have over there with you hun ..but this is my dollie....see look at her pretty dark hair...her blue eyes....looks just like me.....what??? yes it is her....she just changed her clothes....