Never Unveiled

[lavender]

 

[Never]

Did you know that a good loaf of dwarf bread can be used as a club, shield or projectile weapon?

It's true, I just read it in this book.

 

[lavender]

 

[Andra_Jenny]

Smart people sleep less

I am the exeption to the rule. 4 hours is the most I can sleep at one time. I usually take one or two twenty minute naps during the day.

 

[Never]

It's a good book - I think.
And yes, I believe all I read until proven otherwise.

Wheat crackers? What type?

 

[lavender]

 

[Never]

I like snack wells as well, light purple which is not just a color but a state of mind, I like them a lot.

I wish I had some right now.
So I could eat them.
Maybe I'll go to the store and get some Snack Wells Wheat Crackers..

But I'd forget as soon as I stepped in the store and I'd bring home half a dozen things which I have no use for and will not eat..
Instead, I'll just munch on some pan fried noodles I have here...

Am I still typing?
Oh, yes, what was my point?

I forgot.

Well, I'm glad you're enjoying your crackers. I like mine with.. little thin cubs of that white cheese that you microwave just a bit and it gets a little gooy but not completely, it's soft, but not melted.

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[bluntforcemama]

I like rye crackers, and I must be a blundering idiot, I sleep 9 hours a day.

 

[Never]

Okay, everything is created from energy but energy can not be created or destroyed - only changed.

What does this tell us?

If energy can not be created then energy has never been created and as matter is energy and we are matter then we are created from something which does not exist, has never existed, and will never exist.
And that's why I'm called Never.


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[Cheyenne]

Usually the simple answer is the correct one.

Never is Never because she has never. Yet.

 

[Never]

If I ever do do I have to change my name?

 

[lavender]

 

[Laurel]

Depends. If you do it once and never again, you can be Never Again. If it becomes a once-in-a-while thing, you can be Seldom. But if you turn into a nympho, we'll call you Always.

 

[cymbidia]

Or...

NeverStops.

 

[Weevil]

When did we vile Never???

Oh that says....

Than what I said was.....


Forget it.

 

[Never]

I want to go to Vegas.
Yes, I think my obsessive-addictive personality would be served well by going to the gambling capitol of the nation.
And afterwards Cheyenne can scream at me 'You did what? You spent how much?!' and I'll just say it's lavender's and Siren's fault for offering to devirign me.

Oh, Laurel, are you even thinking about going to the Lit at Vegas thingy?

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By the way, I woke up about an hour and a half ago.

 

[Never]

Try going into a porn chatroom with a name called 'Never' everyone thinks they're a comedian.

On a side note, I used to has a favorite shirt that said 'NTS' - the kids at school were certain it meant: Never Thought of Sex.
Now, 'Never Tried Sex' I'd understand but 'Never Thought of Sex'?

Then again, what could I expect from freshmen boys?

 

[Cheyenne]

And afterwards Cheyenne can scream at me 'You did what? You spent how much?!'

You're darn tootin' I would! Of course, if it was in your budget and you had fun, then no problem.

LMAO

 

[Never]

Budget?
My budget?
What budget?

.. Hey, the feds gave me a check for $300 - I wonder what I can buy now.

 

[Siren]

Never think of Lavy and me as your personal sexual tag team

 

[Cheyenne]

.. Hey, the feds gave me a check for $300 - I wonder what I can buy now.

You're in the black. Save it for airfare to Vegas in the Fall?

 

[Weevil]

You're in the black. Save it for airfare to Vegas in the Fall?

Why vegas in the fall? Why not Honolulu in der winter?

 

[Laurel]

Or Paris in the Spring? Or is that too cliche?

 

[Never]

Save..
Save..
Save it?

This is a new idea. I'll have to think about this.

I can choose to have something cool now or I can have sex later.
Something good now, or something better later.

Wait, Cheyenne, I think you're on to something here.

 

[Siren]

Yep it is Laurel, I expect more from ya....