Never swap insults with a man who can't think

[KillerMuffin]

I swear it takes for-fucking-ever. First he has to read my post and then try to translate it into his native language--moron--and then he has to come up with a suitable reply. This takes forever because he has to congratulate himself and giggle over it for a while before he can get around to actually trying to type it.

Then he has to do the from moron to english thing at hunt and peck speed.

Gawd, evolution could bring a rock past his intellectual level before he gets around to actually replying.

To make things worse, he doesn't even come up with anything good.

Fat and ugly with a stupid tossed in for variety. Puhleeeeeease. Second grade schoolyard tactics do not impress anyone.

 

[sexy-girl]

i know you are but what am i

 

[peachykeen]

I'm rubber you're glue
bounces off me and sticks to you

 

[Guest]

Second grade schoolyard tactics do not impress anyone.

How about first graders?

 

[Guest]

 

[Mischka]

How about first graders?

Reminder to self: register before reading posts.

 

[Guest]

 

[KillerMuffin]

Useless cunt.

That's a refrain.

Try again. C'mon, rub those two brain cells together. Work for it, baby, work for it.

 

[sexy-girl]

Sexy, darling

long time no chat

Are you avoiding me

nope just ignoring

 

[Guest]

 

[Shiner]

I swear it takes for-fucking-ever. First he has to read my post and then try to translate it into his native language--moron--and then he has to come up with a suitable reply. This takes forever because he has to congratulate himself and giggle over it for a while before he can get around to actually trying to type it.

Then he has to do the from moron to english thing at hunt and peck speed.

Gawd, evolution could bring a rock past his intellectual level before he gets around to actually replying.

To make things worse, he doesn't even come up with anything good.

Fat and ugly with a stupid tossed in for variety. Puhleeeeeease. Second grade schoolyard tactics do not impress anyone.

Oh come on KM the guy has a tough time typing with a straitjacket on.

 

[KillerMuffin]

He's insulting my tat now. Shows I have no class.

It's like playing dodgeball with a guy who insists on throwing the ball out into an empty field.

The man obviously never read Sun Tzu.

 

[sexy-girl]

Why?...is it because i'm a vile creep?

more that you've grown even more dull then when you first appeared sorry

 

[Shiner]

He's insulting my tat now. Shows I have no class.

It's like playing dodgeball with a guy who insists on throwing the ball out into an empty field.

The man obviously never read Sun Tzu.

He not only never read it he just asked me what their egg rolls are like

 

[Guest]

 

[Soblue]

KillerMuffin I love your tat. But I love your mind more

 

[Guest]

 

[LukkyKnight]

It's slow, I understand, but look at it this way, KM. It's bound to be at least incrementally more rewarding than swapping spit with him would be.

 

[Shiner]

Are we supposed to be impressed with your massive tits?

Looks like you're feeding 15 calves

I'd rather look at her two massive tits than the one massive tit you are

 

[slowfingers1]

Sorry, I just had to go here

quote:
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Originally posted by Hanns_Schmidt
Useless cunt.
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The only time a cunt is useless is if your dick is so little or so limp that it doesnt know what to do with one (from a strictly non oral point of view that is /grin)

Slowfingers

 

[KillerMuffin]

LOL, good one slow.

Nanoparticle technology hasn't quite gotten far enough to be of any use to Hanns when it comes to finding his penis.

 

[slowfingers1]

I hear that there has been some incredible advancements in the field of penile implants as of late.. you're right tho, we just dont have the nanoparticle technology to perform surgery on something that small

 

[Radiator]

And the boff who finds his brain is all set for the Nobel Prize.

"...he just asked me what their egg rolls are like..."(Shiner ^)

ROFL!

 

[Guest]

Fat and ugly with a stupid tossed in for variety. Puhleeeeeease. Second grade schoolyard tactics do not impress anyone.

Throw in "drunk" and it worked in Animal House.

 

[Shiner]

And the boff who finds his brain is all set for the Nobel Prize.

"...he just asked me what their egg rolls are like..."(Shiner ^)

ROFL!

My first quote!!