Never name your kitty after me

[KillerMuffin]

"What are you doing, Gramma?"

"Relaxing with my Zen Rock Garden, Nelson."

"What's a Zen Rock Garden?"

"It's an ancient oriental method of relieving stress and achieving serenity. It has various elements, like raked sand and scented stones."

"That one there is definately scented, but I don't think it's a stone."

"MUFFIN!!! BAD KITTY!!!"

Brian Crane

 

[SilverVeil]

ROTFLMAO


I spent $50 on mine. My cat Bongo used it for a litter box too. The very first day I had it. He was a kitten and it was kitten sized.

 

[kotori]

My cat's name is . . .

"The." The Cat, plain and simple. "Have you seen The Cat?" "What's The Cat doing on the roof of the van?" He doesn't use a litter box, refuses. He likes to go outside. 10ºF, blowing snow, he'll be scratching at the door.

With the number of birds and mice and chipmunks he brings home, however, "Killer" mightn't be a bad name.

 

[BustyTheClown]

Re: My cat's name is . . .

"The." The Cat, plain and simple. "Have you seen The Cat?" "What's The Cat doing on the roof of the van?"

My SO's family cat was called "The" until I came along and decided every pet needs a name. I called her Martha, and I'm amazed they call her that too, considering I live in the US and they live in England.