Never.....EVER allow yourself to become the subject of

[Ishmael]

bathroom humor. Even Lenny Bruce, who crossed damn near every line, understood that simple rule.

Ishmael

 

[LouCfer]

Bathroom humor is served

 

[pollynova]

But there's a very flattering limerick about me in the men's bathroom at the 7-11.

 

[VaticanAssassin]

I'm a genius. I discovered siting on the crapper backwards. Read a book, do a crossword, eat a bowl of cereal.

It's called multi tasking bitches!!!!

For you doubters who would cry "but you have to take off your pants"

Fuck off. A pre shower shit is assumed because post shower shits are for Neanderthals.

 

[AllyRose]

I was expecting the Spanish Inquisition.

 

[Eyereadtoo]

I was expecting the Spanish Inquisition.

You are the first because nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition.

 

[BotanyBoy]

I'm a genius. I discovered siting on the crapper backwards. Read a book, do a crossword, eat a bowl of cereal.

It's called multi tasking bitches!!!!

For you doubters who would cry "but you have to take off your pants"

Fuck off. A pre shower shit is assumed because post shower shits are for Neanderthals.

It's a good rolling tray too....get one ready to stand in the hot water with

 

[Ishmael]

Bathroom humor is served

She made sure all her personal crap was flushed.

Ishmael

 

[Riles]

I'm a genius. I discovered siting on the crapper backwards.

I hate to break it to you, but this was how I potty trained my kids.

 

[VaticanAssassin]

I hate to break it to you, but this was how I potty trained my kids.

They don't roll joints back there do they?

On a serious note why? Have a 20 month old who Is about ready am honestly curious.

 

[Vagina_Dentata]

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[Riles]

They don't roll joints back there do they?

On a serious note why? Have a 20 month old who Is about ready am honestly curious.

I am fastidious about where my kids play with their drugs, so no.

Why? Because putting those stupid seats on for them so they don't fall in is a pain, they get scared that they will fall in or fall off and they can get their little chubbiness pinched. Also, boys always, always end up peeing up over the edge and it gets everywhere while you are teaching them to aim. You have a better chance of it going in when seated backwards. It also gives them somewhere to lean on when they are learning to wipe for themselves.

So to recap: balance, comfort and cleanup.

 

[Ishmael]

Well, this thread has taken an unexpected turn.

Then again, maybe potty training 2 year old's isn't that far off the track.

Ishmael

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

bathroom humor. Even Lenny Bruce, who crossed damn near every line, understood that simple rule.

Ishmael

Instead of wiping with a cloth, she passed up the golden opportunity to say, what, with Charmin?

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

Well, this thread has taken an unexpected turn.

Then again, maybe potty training 2 year old's isn't that far off the track.

Ishmael

That's why she's still in it to win it.



At this point in the cycle, her voters are completely oblivious...

 

[Ishmael]

They'll make a killing in their post-political career endorsing toiletries and stain removers.

Ishmael

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

They'll make a killing in their post-political career endorsing toiletries and stain removers.

Ishmael

Maybe a line of reset handles for the toilet?

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

Think about those descriptives – mom-and-pop, modest, and unpretentious – and then ask yourself: if I were a United States secretary of state with much, if not most, of my daily email traffic dealing with some of the world’s and America’s most sensitive political and military issues, why would I go to a mom-and-pop operation in Denver to manage the server that would be storing much of those daily communications? Many reporters and pundits are asking that very question: “Why Platte River?”

You don’t have to be Mensa material to come up with the one-word answer to that question: obscurity.

There is no clearer demonstration of Hillary Clinton’s intent to hide her political communications from the American people than the selection of the custodians of her secret server and all the official government secrets that flowed into it during her period of employment. I simply cannot bring myself to call it the period of service to her nation, because it clearly was not; it was purely service to Hillary’s political ambitions and nothing more. She toured the world with her one-woman sock puppet show, piling up frequent flyer miles with the hope that American voters would confuse endless movement with boundless accomplishment.

Russ Vaughn


http://www.americanthinker.com/blog/2015/08/why_platte_river_networks.html#ixzz3jFyEpiU5

 

[Lancecastor]

We know Hillary wipes with a cloth; but there's been no mention of how she mounts the john.

 

[Ishmael]

I think she's floating the idea of using a Presidential Order to change the slang term from 'John' to 'Jane.'

Ishmael

 

[Lancecastor]

Did Riles potty train the Kardashian grrls?

Does she have pics?

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

I think she's the floating Baby Ruth that just cleared the pool.

 

[VaticanAssassin]

I am fastidious about where my kids play with their drugs, so no.

Why? Because putting those stupid seats on for them so they don't fall in is a pain, they get scared that they will fall in or fall off and they can get their little chubbiness pinched. Also, boys always, always end up peeing up over the edge and it gets everywhere while you are teaching them to aim. You have a better chance of it going in when seated backwards. It also gives them somewhere to lean on when they are learning to wipe for themselves.

So to recap: balance, comfort and cleanup.

Makes some sense to me.

Of course it will deprive my wife of buying the most expensive, trendy toilet seat out there. Not sure this is a area I want to waste one of my very few "foot down cards".

 

[Saint Peter]

"foot down cards"

Hold on to those.

 

[Lancecastor]

"Foot Down Cards"....that's both sad and funny.