Never dry your panties on Gramma's clothesline

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We returned earlier today from our vacation in upper Michigan (we have a small cabin on the lake).

It's a wonderful place - fishing, swimming, gathering shells, we feed deer and seagulls, we always pick wild blueberries, take long drives through the woods on some of the old snowmobile trails (we actually saw two black bears this year) eat all the whitefish, fresh fried or smoked, we can handle - it's great.

Our kids love it, as I loved it when I was a kid. We're all sun-baked and sand-covered and I have a feeling I'll never get the sand and shells out of my car. :heart:

The only problem? Our cabin is nestled among other family cabins. Lots of relatives around that area. I love them all - well, most of 'em, anyway! :D

But sometimes privacy is difficult to find. Please imagine the possible dangerous situations:

*drying sexy lingerie and thong panties on the community clothesline. It's imperative because there really isn't enough room inside the cabin. What will great-Gram say when she notices the crotchless panties and the black lace and the thongs???

*forgetting about the X-rated DVD's still inside the player when all the little cousins come over to watch SpongeBob and have microwave popcorn (and no, we saved the day just in time)

*in that same vein, how about any *ahem* battery-powered toys that could be accidently discovered by the same wild group of kids? (Actually, I sacrified my batteries to help a nephew's truck run properly, so I think I deserve a prize for that.)

*Or any time in the evening when you wish to be alone. We get the kids asleep and then we usually have people knocking on the door - "C'mon, let's go - Ya want a beer, eh?"

Obviously, my idea of camping doesn't include "roughing it". Hell, my sister and her hubby brought their Direct TV dish and we all had incredible reception! (Very important, 'cause we got to watch every minute of the Democratic Convention.)

And I'm not complaining - our vacation was perfect. But I guess we'll just have to wait until all the kids and cousins are older so mommy and daddy can have a bit more privacy.

*sigh*

(We'll just have to make up for lost time.)
 
Sounds like you had a lot of fun, but I'm really glad to see you back!

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Happy to see you again. Sandy and sunburnt is a good feeling.
 
Thank you cloudy and cant -

It is good to be home. I was having serious internet and Lit withdrawal symptoms!

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This is where babysitting comes into play, if everyone has kiddlin's then maybe ask next time if they would mind giving you a night off, and you return the favour. That way the cousins can have fun on their sleep overs and you can too!

What ever happened to having a romp in the forest, being maulled by a black bear wouldnt be as big of a deal if you were maulled having sex! There is the dock, the boats, under a picinc table away from everones view, lots of places to have sex while WITH CHILD!

Speaking of which, my son is on his own this week around here, better go lock the tickle trunk!
Cealy
 
Welcome back SSS

(Can I please take this moment to say ewwww at your new AV cloudy. If that's a guy's arm... fine,,,, if it's hers.... hmmm)

I love your sexy others.

*runs back into hiding
 
The greatest danger with hanging out sexy, risqué lingerie to dry is not that great-grandma will have a heart attack, it's that your lingerie is bound to get stolen.
 
Gosh you made me envious. A few years ago our summer house in Wisconsin was sold. Many years ago, my in laws sold their summer house out here. We've always lamented that our kids did not have a place to go each summer the way we did. Fortunately, mine got to go to my summer house a few times, but distance precluded us 'stepping to the plate' to retain it when my parents no longer could.

There was no clothesline. This was not the 'North Woods' There was a gas fired drier and a washing machine. So dainty private things could remain private ;)

As for sex. There was only one house, so when we visited we got 'my' old room which had twin beds and the only wall between us and two of our kids was a frame of two by fours and rough hewn cedar. We made a point of enjoying Embassy Suites on the way there and back to have some privacy of our own.
 
Svenskaflicka said:
The greatest danger with hanging out sexy, risqué lingerie to dry is not that great-grandma will have a heart attack, it's that your lingerie is bound to get stolen.

LOL!

She just might - my gram really is pretty wild.

We had a helluva party for her 90th birthday last weekend.

:)
 
OldnotDead said:
Gosh you made me envious. A few years ago our summer house in Wisconsin was sold. Many years ago, my in laws sold their summer house out here. We've always lamented that our kids did not have a place to go each summer the way we did. Fortunately, mine got to go to my summer house a few times, but distance precluded us 'stepping to the plate' to retain it when my parents no longer could.

There was no clothesline. This was not the 'North Woods' There was a gas fired drier and a washing machine. So dainty private things could remain private ;)

As for sex. There was only one house, so when we visited we got 'my' old room which had twin beds and the only wall between us and two of our kids was a frame of two by fours and rough hewn cedar. We made a point of enjoying Embassy Suites on the way there and back to have some privacy of our own.

Oh, I love Embassy Suites! Made for parental privacy -

My gram has the washer/dryer, etc. in her house nearby. We just don't want to inconvenience her so we use the laundromat in town and then hang things to dry up around the cabins (and sometimes on her line, too).

But it certainly is the North Woods. Hiawatha National Forest, to be exact, with deer, elk, bear, foxes, raccoons, ground squirrels, eagles, herons, seagulls, and of course, mayflies and midges and mosquitoes, Oh My!
 
sweetsubsarahh said:
Oh, I love Embassy Suites! Made for parental privacy -

. . .
But it certainly is the North Woods. Hiawatha National Forest, to be exact, with deer, elk, bear, foxes, raccoons, ground squirrels, eagles, herons, seagulls, and of course, mayflies and midges and mosquitoes, Oh My!
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We just had a discussion a couple of nights ago about the mosqitoes out there. My kids were telling their grandparents about going to 'the buggy chapel' and being sprayed with OFF by one of the ushers. Big, scary and toooooo many!!! We were always glad we had no small pets that they could carry off.
 
:D

The Michigan state bird -

I found a lovely T-shirt with a pic of a mosquito and the phrase "Bite Me." If only I could wear that to work!
 
Somebody stole all my panies at the laundry one day it was mean I hope they didnt fit them

Debbie:heart:
 
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