Never Date A Girl Named Bubba

[unclej]

ok, this falls under the catagory of shameless self promotion but what the hell, if i don't do it nobody will. my newest story in the humor and satire catagory was just put up this morning so if you're in the mood for a little light hearted red neck humor give it a read.

i've really enjoyed your feedback in the past and that has a lot to do with why i keep writing so feel free to let me know what you think.

just click below and enjoy

unclej

 

[marksgirl]

But but but my name is Bubba.

 

[penguindance]

 

[unclej]

and i almost forgot to publicly thank killer muffin for refreshing my memory on how to include that link. thanks a bunch.

 

[unclej]

you might have dated someone named bubba once but we both know that's not your name.

 

[marksgirl]

you might have dated someone named bubba once but we both know that's not your name.

 

[unclej]

ok, here's the first of my two free bumps. you don't have to respond, just read the story and vote and make me famous.

 

[marksgirl]

Just as soon as I can get my kid in bed I'm reading it! Hope I don't wake her up laughing my ass off!

 

[Guest]

I dated a girl named Terry and later I found out she had a stump down there. I was traumatized

(just bullshitting)

 

[marksgirl]

I dated a girl named Terry and later I found out she had a stump down there. I was traumatized

(just bullshitting)

Never try bullshitting a bullshiter!

 

[JazzManJim]

Man, I thought this meant a new CD was coming!

I'll keep waiting....

 

[unclej]

jimmie, that's in the works too but it'll be a while. i'll definitely let youk now when it's done.

 

[marksgirl]

Wanna come and doodle with me unclej?

 

[unclej]

la la la, mi mi mi...yank my doodle it's a dandy.

 

[marksgirl]

la la la, mi mi mi...yank my doodle it's a dandy.

If only you would let me!

 

[crappie master]

good story

 

[unclej]

thanks crappie master. i appreciate the feedback.

marksgirl, behave yourself...well, not too much.

 

[Bushido71XS]

I laughed my ass off unclej......

but the scary thing is. I think there are some people out herer that think it's a way of life.

 

[unclej]

glad you enjoyed it bushido. the really scary thing is that i actually know some of those people. i live in this great little one stoplight town with an extremely high concentration of, shall we say characters. i never run out of ideas for writing songs or stories.

 

[teddybear4play]

Jesus K. Christ on a hotplate, that was fuckin' hilarious.

TB4p

 

[Never]

unclej:
"Never Date A Girl Named Bubba"

Um... is this her real first name or a nick name?

 

[unclej]

thanks a million teddybear...glad you enjoyed it.

never...that's what her dear old daddy called her and it just stuck

 

[marksgirl]

Funny stuff unclej, just had the time to read it. Bump for the weekend day crowd

 

[unclej]

here's a bump (the last free one) disguised as a thank you. but really, thank you.

 

[marksgirl]

Oh and btw I sure hope this one was not RL inspired!