Never and Always....

[FlamingoBlue]

Is there a hidden message in those names??


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[Dixon Carter Lee]

Well here in St. Louis some of the ball players have very unusal names. For instance, we have Never on First, Always on Second, Endlessly on Third...

Can you tell me who's on first?

Never.

Why not?

I say I can tell you who's playing first -- Never.

You should always be able to tell me who's on First.

No, Always is on Second...

This could go on endlessly.

Third base.

 

[FlamingoBlue]

Heeeyyyy AAAAbottttt!!!


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[Renegade]

There's also a member called foreverhorny4u. Gotta wonder who this person is that she's forever horny for in the first place.

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

That's our Pitcher.

 

[lavender]

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

We don't let him play because he's such a big prick.

 

[Renegade]

What about Chiefhunglikehorse? Think he used to play for the Indians.

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

He got traded to the Pirates. Now he's LongJohnHungLikeHorse.