Neuroscientists Battle Furiously Over Jennifer Aniston

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Neuroscientists Battle Furiously Over Jennifer Aniston
by Robert Krulwich

Think of Jennifer, or as we like to call her, "Jen." Jen of the dazzling smile, Jen of the gorgeous chin, Jen with her hair down, Jen tousled, Jen as Rachel, Jen with Brad; Jen without Brad, Jen with Vince, Jen at the Oscars, and, of course, Jen as a neuron in the medial part of the temporal lobe.

Maybe you missed that last Jen.

A few years ago, a UCLA neurosurgeon named Itzhak Fried, while operating on patients who suffer from debilitating epileptic seizures, discovered what he now calls the "Jennifer Aniston Neuron."

...Fried asked his patients if they wouldn't mind doing a little exploratory science while on the operating table, and a bunch of them said yes. So he showed them a set of photographs, and he noticed when they came to a picture of Jen, very often a particular neuron would begin to flash, multiple times. When he showed these same patients pictures of Julia Roberts or random (not famous) people, or animals, or places, the neuron was quiet. Back to Jen? Back came the flash. He found this Aniston-specific brain cell in a number of people, and he wondered, what is going on?

Well, a flashing neuron is no big deal. That's what brain cells do. When a brain cell receives signals from other parts of the brain, the energy builds up, almost like a rising tide, and if the pressure gets strong enough, there's a release, a break, that is literally an electric flash. Neuroscientists call this a "spike" and they can see it (or with a tiny microphone, hear it) in a living brain. That's what Fried and his colleagues saw at UCLA.

The curious part was that there's a particular neuron devoted to images of Jennifer Aniston.


http://www.npr.org/blogs/krulwich/2...ntists-battle-furiously-over-jennifer-aniston
 

More of NPR's "sciency" pap.


They do "pop" climatology as part of their evangelical mission, having long ago abandoned any pretense of journalistic impartiality.


 
Now I'm starting to think you secretly sit up and watch Friends reruns.
 
Now I'm starting to think you secretly sit up and watch Friends reruns.
No TV. But I HATED that show. As in, give me a choice between that and Mad About You, and I'd choose Mad About You.

Yes, it was that bad.
 
Not hot. She had nice, expensive fake tits, nice expensive fake hair, a butter face and the world's most annying voice.

Not that I have an opinion about her either way.

Even in Twister? I loved that movie and her in that white tank top mad my girl bits very happy.
 

More of NPR's "sciency" pap.


They do "pop" climatology as part of their evangelical mission, having long ago abandoned any pretense of journalistic impartiality.



Thank you for coming and educating the un-washed masses.

It must be very lonely at the top... oh so very lonely.
 
A neurosurgeon named 'Fried'.
Wonder if his familier nickname is 'Izzy'?

Izzy Fried....

Great name for a neurosurgeon.
 

More of NPR's "sciency" pap.


They do "pop" climatology as part of their evangelical mission, having long ago abandoned any pretense of journalistic impartiality.



:rolleyes: Dragging this irrelevant shit into a fun thread about your brain on Jennifer Aniston . . .

You, as a denier, are far more obsessively and unhealthily fixated on anthropogenic climate change than is Al Gore, the IPCC, or anybody else who actually believes in it.

Has it ever occurred to you to wonder why that is?
 
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helen hunt was once fuckable, but i doubt she was ever hot.

and friends was way better than mad about you. joanie loves chaci( or whatever) was better than mad about you.
 
i liked friends. friends got me through some hard times.


ohohoho

but i really adore jennifer aniston.
 
she's america's girlfriend. well, the old one. zooey deschanel is the new one, but whatever. they both work.
 
she does look baked. now i want to fuck her even more.

also, i was talking to the queen of australia, but whatever.
 
i like it when zooey sings. she has such an old timey jazz singer-y voice. i just wish she was only just a little bit less twee.
 
its okay, i secretly enjoy taylor swift's annoying voice.
 
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