nettles

[suckcurious]

Have read about nettles for a while now and decided to give it a go. Had a few in the garden that had weed killer on them but pulled them anyway. Stroked them over my hard cock and it hurt at first but then got this warm glow over my cock, will do it again with healthy nettles next time. Anyone else tried this?

 

[cheetah2]

Have read about nettles for a while now and decided to give it a go. Had a few in the garden that had weed killer on them but pulled them anyway. Stroked them over my hard cock and it hurt at first but then got this warm glow over my cock, will do it again with healthy nettles next time. Anyone else tried this?[/QUOTE

Try a tiny amount of icy hot with your normar lube or petroleum jelly, I mean a tiny amount

 

[liqueur]

Have read about nettles for a while now and decided to give it a go. Had a few in the garden that had weed killer on them but pulled them anyway. Stroked them over my hard cock and it hurt at first but then got this warm glow over my cock, will do it again with healthy nettles next time. Anyone else tried this?

Whoa!! I'm going to guess that the nettles in your part of the world are a lot less potent that the nettles where I live. If I ever tried this I'd have a rash for days.

 

[oneblueye]

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Whoa!! I'm going to guess that the nettles in your part of the world are a lot less potent that the nettles where I live. If I ever tried this I'd have a rash for days.

Down in Toledo, OH where a family of my cousins lived there was a large swath of wooded area and on the outskirts of those woods, was a band of stinging nettles between the cultivated farmland and the trees.
My cousins had started a little kid gang and wanted me and my two brothers to join the gang, so we had to run naked thru the nettles to the field grab an ear of corn and bring it back to prove we went all the way thru them.
I knew what those things would do to a person s skin so I questioned whether the girls had done the same thing as well. They said that my girl cousins had done the deed as well, so I demanded proof. One of my girl cousins stepped up and took off her shirt, right there, and you could see the welts from the day before all across her little titties.
I said to myself shit I can do this if she can take that---, so can I.
I was wrong.
After I woke up, I heard the tales of how I was convulsions and speaking in tongues and screaming nd fighting the ambulance attendants all the way to the hospital .

:moral of this story:

don't fuck with plants you know nothing about

 

[liqueur]

Down in Toledo, OH where a family of my cousins lived there was a large swath of wooded area and on the outskirts of those woods, was a band of stinging nettles between the cultivated farmland and the trees.
My cousins had started a little kid gang and wanted me and my two brothers to join the gang, so we had to run naked thru the nettles to the field grab an ear of corn and bring it back to prove we went all the way thru them.
I knew what those things would do to a person s skin so I questioned whether the girls had done the same thing as well. They said that my girl cousins had done the deed as well, so I demanded proof. One of my girl cousins stepped up and took off her shirt, right there, and you could see the welts from the day before all across her little titties.
I said to myself shit I can do this if she can take that---, so can I.
I was wrong.
After I woke up, I heard the tales of how I was convulsions and speaking in tongues and screaming nd fighting the ambulance attendants all the way to the hospital .

:moral of this story:

don't fuck with plants you know nothing about

Wow that's pretty intense. My only nettles story worth telling is a bit less traumatic than that. On a hot muggy summer night, too uncomfortable to sleep, I went out walking around the farm with a girl I was most attracted to— my wife's best friend (I say "girl" because we were all pretty young and foolish). It was inevitable that we would end up taking a roll in the hay—except we were back on the upper pasture, no hay to be had, and so rolling in the grass instead and whatever else might be there. Which turned out to be nettles. She was on top and mercifully missed the excitement. I was on my back, underneath, and too into it to say anything. But of course that was stupid, because the pain was so distracting I don't even remember if I came or not. I suppose I did, because the pain got worse afterword. The next day I had to keep my shirt on and my mouth shut, because I had no desire to come up with an explanation to my wife as to how I got those nettle burns all over my back.

 

[cheetah2]

Wow that's pretty intense. My only nettles story worth telling is a bit less traumatic than that. On a hot muggy summer night, too uncomfortable to sleep, I went out walking around the farm with a girl I was most attracted to— my wife's best friend (I say "girl" because we were all pretty young and foolish). It was inevitable that we would end up taking a roll in the hay—except we were back on the upper pasture, no hay to be had, and so rolling in the grass instead and whatever else might be there. Which turned out to be nettles. She was on top and mercifully missed the excitement. I was on my back, underneath, and too into it to say anything. But of course that was stupid, because the pain was so distracting I don't even remember if I came or not. I suppose I did, because the pain got worse afterword. The next day I had to keep my shirt on and my mouth shut, because I had no desire to come up with an explanation to my wife as to how I got those nettle burns all over my back.

Great story, AHH YOUTH !!!

 

[twister947]

The nettles here are called bull nettles. Not for play. Goddamn.

 

[Ms_M1schief]

The only nettle play I’ve seen was pretty terrible. Well, terrible for the other person. It was fairly interesting to watch though.

 

[liqueur]

Great story, AHH YOUTH !!!

Of course that same girl, when she was in high school (not so many years before the nettles event), went out parking with a boy and ended up naked in the grass—and the poison ivy. My experience was mild compared to that one!

 

[mbikeguy]

I am out in nature a lot and sometimes get nettle on my shins, it stings like crazy. Couldn't imagine it on more sensitive areas.

 

[PrisonerOfDoubt]

Years ago I was spanked with a bouquet of nettles as a punishment for doing a crappy job of mowing the lawn. My ass was on fire for days! It was exceedingly uncomfortable in an unsexy way so maybe it was a good punishment.

 

[quietlylooking]

I always wear gloves when I pick nettles (I cook with them), but sometimes even the gloves are not enough to protect agains their pricks. I cannot imagine using them on my more tender bits.