Nessy Bot People

[KillerMuffin]

That's right folks. Nessy aka The Loch Ness Monster, is actual bot people. A buncha little alexander tzara lookin guys are cruising around Lock Ness looking for some female action. We see the Nessy Bot peope surface every so often during the extreme portion of the mating season. Just in case there's any females on land they might be able to swim to.

If you actually see a real live Nessy Bot Person, offer praise and WD40. Water is bad on mechanical joints. If you're lucky, they'll pose as an elasmasaurus so you can take a piccy that tabloids will adore you for and the Skeptic Tank will try to San-I-Flush.



*sits back and waits for praise and/or naked pictures of the guys in all their wood*

 

[Laurel]

*showers KM with praise*

Got any guac?

 

[KillerMuffin]

Yes, I do. Here it is.

*pretends to trip and spills it all over Laurel's chest*

Man, I feel bad about that. I'll get you cleaned up in a jiffy. Gonna take your shirt off?

*grins like an idiot*

 

[Laurel]

Hey, I'm not dumb enough to fall for the same trick 10 times in a row.

Or am I?

 

[shadowsource]

I hope so

I loaned Killer my digital vid....

 

[KillerMuffin]

Well drat.

I got more guac in the fridge.

*muttering* mebbe Manu knows how to get 'er nekkie. Hell, maybe he'll even tell us.