Nerdland

[Bobmi357]

Well I'm sorta new to this particular board, although not new to lit. And after looking high and low (and peeking under more than a few skirts), I've noticed that the playground has special threads for nearly every state, nearly every region.

There are hottubs, kitchens, strip clubs, everything, except a place for us Nerds.

So without any further ranting on my part about this blatant discrimination against Nerds. I do hereby open this thread for Nerds everywhere and the women that love Nerds.

Nerds as you probably already know, or if you don't, you should know, think about heavy topics like comoslogy and sex, physics and sex, computers and sex, technology and sex. Oh and did I mention we also think about sex?

So welcome to Nerdland, a place where you can talk about the latest changes in Redhat linux while groping your girlfriend, or play an online RPG and rip that steel bodice off that amazon!

As self proclaimed Emperor of Nerdland I'm looking to fill the following spots.

Minister of Take over the world Technology
Minister of Sinister Mind Control Technology
Minister of Sex and Propaganda
Minister of Munchies

If you feel capable to fufill these spots, please submit your resume.

Remember.... The Jocks might get the girls, but in the end, we Nerds bring home a better paycheck!

ALL HAIL NERDLAND! NERDS RULE!

 

[MMorJon]

I would like to apply for the following position:

Minister of Take over the world Technology

 

[Bobmi357]

I would like to apply for the following position:

Minister of Take over the world Technology

LOL! You got it Minister!

 

[Neftoon_Zamora]

I would like to apply for the following position:

Minister of Take over the world Technology

Ok, the theme song for 'Pinky and the Brain' is now stuck in my head...

 

[Bobmi357]

Ok, the theme song for 'Pinky and the Brain' is now stuck in my head...

What will we do tonight Brain?

 

[MizTabby]

*straying*

*ehem*
er clears throat
testing 1 - 2 - 3
helloo? can you hear me now?

OK Mr Bobmi, Sir, when you appoint your "Minister of Munchies",
may I be his secretary? I have the best qualifications, being
bilingual and all
plus us old fashioned stenographers still do it in duplicate

Welcome to The Playground

 

[Bobmi357]

Re: *straying*

*ehem*
er clears throat
testing 1 - 2 - 3
helloo? can you hear me now?

OK Mr Bobmi, Sir, when you appoint your "Minister of Munchies",
may I be his secretary? I have the best qualifications, being
bilingual and all
plus us old fashioned stenographers still do it in duplicate

Welcome to The Playground

You'll have to take that up with the Minister of Munchies when h/she is appointed.

However I'd suggest that since this is Nerdland, instead of old fashioned stenography, you might want to consider using a PDA to take dictation. That will be a real bonus.... of course so would a nice pair of legs.

 

[MMorJon]

I need a secretary. Wanna make a posting for it?

 

[swagman]

Since Im not a Nerd I wont be posting here, however do I become Nerd if I just read the thread?
I hope not
and I really wont post here ! Damn Nerds !!!!

 

[phoenix1224]

Hey... What about us sci-fi geeks?

 

[ninja squirrel]

I believe we can accept geeks under an internship program, can't we?

I would like to apply for Minister Of Impractical Evil Schemes


My favourite evil scheme quote:

"Confused, Mr Bond? You will be.....FATALLY SO!"

 

[thebloodcandy]

All hail Bobmi357, Emperor of Nerdland!

I believe we can accept geeks under an internship program, can't we?

I sure hope so!
And if that is indeed the case, I'd like to apply for the position of: Minister of Sex and Propaganda