Nekkid Pudding Paintings...

Eumenides

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Anyone want to participate in my goal to make Nekkid Pudding Painting an olympic sport?
 
This really doesn't require "athletic" skills, does it Eumie?
 
ProofreadManx said:
This really doesn't require "athletic" skills, does it Eumie?

You've got to be able to roll in an artistic manner. And if we required athletic skills, then where on earth did they come up with synchronized swimming?
 
So it's in a bowl?

I think the whole still-life bowl painting thing has been way overdone.
 
Eumenides said:
You've got to be able to roll in an artistic manner. And if we required athletic skills, then where on earth did they come up with synchronized swimming?

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Hmmm... yes... synchronized swimming, eh. Well, I suppose you have to "float" well. By gum, now, I see your point.

So, the first step... who do we "pay" off on the Olympic Committee?
 
It's in a big swimming pool. I am the brush, dipping into the pool...and then rolling on the canvas. I just need help if we are to make it an international thing.
 
ProofreadManx said:
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Hmmm... yes... synchronized swimming, eh. Well, I suppose you have to "float" well. By gum, now, I see your point.

So, the first step... who do we "pay" off on the Olympic Committee?

The payoffable guy. DUH!!!!
 
ProofreadManx said:
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Are there compulsories?

In Nekkid Pudding Painting, you have to do something akin to the original figure skating...painting figure eights, the yin yang symbol, etc. But the freepaint is the moment of glory in the whole event.
 
Eumenides said:
In Nekkid Pudding Painting, you have to do something akin to the original figure skating...painting figure eights, the yin yang symbol, etc. But the freepaint is the moment of glory in the whole event.
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This is really like "Twister", only with bodies and acrylics, right?
 
ProofreadManx said:
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This is really like "Twister", only with bodies and acrylics, right?

No Acrylics! Then Knighty couldn't lick it off! PUDDING...hence the name of the event, silly.
 
...I don't know...I need more convincing...got any video with you involved in said artistic endeavor?:)
 
Eumenides said:
No Acrylics! Then Knighty couldn't lick it off! PUDDING...hence the name of the event, silly.
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Sorry.

The word PAINTING threw me.
 
Haven't you ever done finger painting with pudding paint before? Deprived childhood, I see.

No video. They will want to broadcast it on NBC, and there will be some sort of copyright agreements.
 
Eumenides said:
Haven't you ever done finger painting with pudding paint before? Deprived childhood, I see.

No video. They will want to broadcast it on NBC, and there will be some sort of copyright agreements.

...poloroids?...a spirited audio description?...
 
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