Neighbor's dog keeps shitting in my front yard

[Mike_Yates]

My neighbor's dog keeps shitting in my front yard. There are several other houses he can defecate on, but he chooses mine,

My front yard is covered in dog shit.

 

[girlsmiley]

Here's what you do:

Get creative.



You're welcome.

 

[warrior queen]

Vicks Vaporub.
You're welcome.

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

Have you tried talking to your neighbor?

Have you looked into the leash laws?

Have you tried a hose?



Have you done this thread before? I swore I wasn't going to answer anymore until I saw the sixth incarnation of the same thread...

 

[Bert Notorius]

It is dogs' way of saying I am better than you.

 

[LadyFairfax]

Return it to their sidewalk.

Gifts freely given should be returned with equal fervor.

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

porch - paper bag - lighter

 

[Very_Bad_Man]

Call LT

He knows what to do

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

LT knows everything and we know the rest...

 

[KingOrfeo]

The Illuminati sent that dog.

 

[Johnny_Ray_Wilson]

Well that is just silly. Doesn't the dog know you have a backyard as well?

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

The post quality is going up...

 

[Mike_Yates]

Have you tried talking to your neighbor?

Have you looked into the leash laws?

Have you tried a hose?



Have you done this thread before? I swore I wasn't going to answer anymore until I saw the sixth incarnation of the same thread...

I have never seen that dog on a leash.

Although it's a very small dog (a beagle) and probably isn't dangerous.

 

[Johnny_Ray_Wilson]

I have never seen that dog on a leash.

Although it's a very small dog (a beagle) and probably isn't dangerous.

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[GracefullyYours]

The Illuminati sent that dog.

*smiling*

 

[GracefullyYours]

My neighbor's dog keeps shitting in my front yard. There are several other houses he can defecate on, but he chooses mine,

My front yard is covered in dog shit.

He heard you're into scat...

 

[Eveygirl]

think of it as free fertilizer

 

[thør]

The dog just stops there on the way home after he's done with his Calc III class. Consider it a gift.

 

[Peregrinator]

Kill.

 

[oddity83]

You could pour bacon grease on piles, or scoop them up and leave a massive pile on their lawn.

 

[Honey123]

Have you witnessed this happening?

I think you need to go and talk with your neighbors...and if that doesn't work, definitely do the dog shit bomb.