Neighbors animals have been in my yard and made a mess...

[ExLimey]

I can forgive the little shit-bag of a dog from around the corner but I just came home from work and the other neighbor's animal or animals have been all through the yard and left a huge mess! I guess I should tell you I live next door to a dairy farm! I've got hoof marks all over the grass (it's been raining for days so the ground is soft) and we won't get into the meadow muffins that were left behind.

This is not the first time, probably won't be the last. If I'm ever home when it happens I will have enough beef to last me for years!

 

[Todd-'o'-Vision]

electric fence up?

 

[ExLimey]

I guess not.

And my Cow Defense System (Dog) has not been home for weeks to keep them at bay.

 

[Todd-'o'-Vision]

I guess not.

And my Cow Defense System (Dog) has not been home for weeks to keep them at bay.

go with your lead injection method as well.

My guess is you live in a farm town where you would get no justice by taking them to small claims court

 

[ExLimey]

Vigilante justice is big up here. I'd never take them to court over this. I'll just complain to their daughter next time I see her at the local store.

 

[Todd-'o'-Vision]

I guess not.

And my Cow Defense System (Dog) has not been home for weeks to keep them at bay.

go with your lead injection method as well.

My guess is you live in a farm town where you would get no justice by taking them to small claims court

 

[Todd-'o'-Vision]

Vigilante justice is big up here. I'd never take them to court over this. I'll just complain to their daughter next time I see her at the local store.

Is she good looking? you could take renumeration out from her services

 

[Guest]

uhhhh....

Heh, my next door neighbor is a cop and he as a huge dog. He lets the dog out back to do its "business" (sometimes in our side of the yard), I think the cop is good most of the time because he shovels it up and dumps it but other times not. Who am I to confront a cop though?

 

[Ukin]

I can forgive the little shit-bag of a dog from around the corner but I just came home from work and the other neighbor's animal or animals have been all through the yard and left a huge mess! I guess I should tell you I live next door to a dairy farm! I've got hoof marks all over the grass (it's been raining for days so the ground is soft) and we won't get into the meadow muffins that were left behind.

This is not the first time, probably won't be the last. If I'm ever home when it happens I will have enough beef to last me for years!

Not got a brush to clean it up?

 

[Sillyman]

I hate animals.

 

[patient1]

Sillyman, cattle & hogs keep your chicken ass out of the oven

 

[penguindance]