Need to get this over with....

sdedalus

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I really need to get this over with.... I need to find a guy to have sex with already...
 
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id give you a hand....or a mouth...or an ass...or a................you get the picture. why havnt you already?
 
sdedalus said:
I really need to get this over with.... I need to find a guy to have sex with already...

If Matty wouldn't beat me silly, I'd be there for you. I love to train newbies.
 
sorry just venting... i don't think i want to with some random person though... no offense to anyone. :)
 
hmm... i almost wonder is it better to just do it with a guy or should i include my girlfriend, I think I would rather the latter for the comfort level of a first time. Good to have something familiar around.
 
you can go it alone. i have faith that you will be able to enjoy it without me there. :)

i might get a bit jealous though :( maybe i could just watch?
 
sdedalus said:
hmm... i almost wonder is it better to just do it with a guy or should i include my girlfriend, I think I would rather the latter for the comfort level of a first time. Good to have something familiar around.
Sounds like a deal to me. It doesn't have to be "random." We all can have coffee first.
simonedb27 said:
you can go it alone. i have faith that you will be able to enjoy it without me there.

i might get a bit jealous though maybe i could just watch?
You don't have to just watch. We'll get three cups.
 
thickspear said:


So go get that experience...I'll bet you post a great "confession" after you lose your cherry...

after reading and conversing over the last few days i hope so :devil:
 
thickspear said:
So go get that experience...I'll bet you post a great "confession" after you lose your cherry...

Confession... wouldn't that mean I thought I did something wrong? Cause I don't think I would be doing anything wrong if I... (resisting urge to say something dirty about what he would do to a guy if given the opporutnity).

:)
SD
 
sdedalus said:
(resisting urge to say something dirty about what he would do to a guy if given the opporutnity).

:)
SD

Go with it! I don't think anyone will mind.
 
sdedalus said:
I really need to get this over with.... I need to find a guy to have sex with already...


Judging by some of your posts, you will LOVE IT !!... Have some safe fun... and wear a smile afterwards...
 
thickspear said:
"confession" is just a better word than "bragging"....and if a confession meant you had to be punished, then so much the better...smile..

imagine a wickedly beautiful dominatrix has leashed you, bent over the back of a chair...she brings in a muscle guy with a big schlong to give you your punishment..just at the moment of your deflowering she pulls back a curtain and there your elementary school teachers are sitting and watching, cheering on the brute...

then you'd really have a story to tell...see ?

I really hope that's not the story I have to tell :)
 
thickspear said:
imagine a wickedly beautiful dominatrix has leashed you, bent over the back of a chair...she brings in a muscle guy with a big schlong to give you your punishment..just at the moment of your deflowering she pulls back a curtain and there your elementary school teachers are sitting and watching, cheering on the brute...

I totally die laughing everytime I read this. This is like the 5th times, but it's still hilarious!
 
TulaneCowboy said:
I totally die laughing everytime I read this. This is like the 5th times, but it's still hilarious!

strangely there are a couple Elementary school teachers I wouldn't mind having there. :devil:
 
sdedalus said:
strangely there are a couple Elementary school teachers I wouldn't mind having there. :devil:

I'm there with you on that one. My 5th grade math teacher was amazingly hot. He's probably 70 now!

Side thought: Since I went to parochial school and most of my teachers were Nuns, Brothers and Priests, do I get a punch in my "Going Straight to Hell" membership card for thinking like this? Let's ponder.
 
TulaneCowboy said:
I'm there with you on that one. My 5th grade math teacher was amazingly hot. He's probably 70 now!

Side thought: Since I went to parochial school and most of my teachers were Nuns, Brothers and Priests, do I get a punch in my "Going Straight to Hell" membership card for thinking like this? Let's ponder.


:nana: I have the membership card AND invitation :nana:
 
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