Need suggestions for a story in the town of Nippleview, USA

[NewOldGuy77]

On another Literotica thread, My tits!, the lovely Ssbbw4u1974 posted a lovely selfie entitled "Better nipple view", to which I responded that 'Nippleview' would make a great name for a town where the hills of the surrounding majestic mountain range all look like beautiful breasts.

You can see it here: https://forum.literotica.com/threads/my-tits.1568792/page-3#post-95703328

The more I think about it, the more I want to write this story for the Humor category, but could use some plot suggestions! What kind of things happen in Nippleview that I could write a story about?

My one idea: There's a crime wave (later to be revealed that it's perpetrated by an angry small-breasted criminal) where the widespread burglary and theft of brassieres causes an unintentional baby boom, due to all the stimulation from unfettered braless breasts...

Anything else you care to add? I look forward to your thoughts!

 

[lori791]

wearing a bra would be against the law in the town of Nippleview.

 

[Carnevil9]

You've got a couple of good points there.

 

[NewOldGuy77]

You've got a couple of good points there.

Bust them down for me, would you?

 

[Carnevil9]

Bust them down for me, would you?

Maybe this will help.....

 

[LupusDei]

I think there's no way you would convince tourists visiting Navel Like beach in Nippleview that it's not a topless beach at least. Did they come there through the Pussypass?

 

[NewOldGuy77]

Maybe this will help.....

@Carnevil9 - that song will now be stuck in my head for DAYS!!!

 

[NewOldGuy77]

I think there's no way you would convince tourists visiting Navel Like beach in Nippleview that it's not a topless beach at least. Did they come there through the Pussypass?

Yep, following the ol' Taint Trail...

 

[sirhugs]

the thief is a frustrated lingerie salesperson?

thery are arrested by a sheriff who says "we don't cotton to your kind around these parts."