Need some help with a bridal shower

[ABSTRUSE]

Okay............dull shower made fun.........come on pornsters!!

 

[tickledkitty]

I went to one where we had a contest to see who could carve the most realistic penis from a banana using a plastic knife. Guess who won?

 

[jomar]

Well, if you get them drunk enough anything goes. And they can pretend they don't remember what happened except they had a really good time.

 

[ABSTRUSE]

I went to one where we had a contest to see who could carve the most realistic penis from a banana using a plastic knife. Guess who won?

Slut, can you come to our shower???


Jomar: I thought I told you I don't respect you!!!

 

[jomar]

Jomar: I thought I told you I don't respect you!!!

It'll make breakfast that less awkward.

 

[Tarakin]

How about a game of who's able to post a nude pic of herself here fastest?

* looks extremly innocent *

 

[carsonshepherd]

I love you

I love you too, slag. But seriously, any dull event can be made more fun with some cocktails or fantastic punch.

Hey! I just got an idea. How about gambling? Make up fake money and have different stations - a roulette wheel and a blackjack table... people LOVE to gamble. Add booze and lots of cake and food and I think people could actually have fun. FUN... at a SHOWER! imagine that. *remembers brilliant idea for next party I have to help plan...*

 

[tickledkitty]

Slut, can you come to our shower???

I'm invited?

I'll bring Jello shooters.

 

[pleaz_me]

Is this more a bridal shower or a bachelorette party?

 

[Ness73]

We played pin the penis on the groom at my shower, but we had cardboard, glitter, ribbon, cottonwool, beads, textas etc and had to draw and decorate a penis first - very entertaining (and eyeopening!). We also did the toilet paper wedding dress game with a time limit. Towards the end of the night we got a bus and went on a pub crawl - in our pyjamas! Great fun, definitely need a few drinks to loosen everyone up first though.

 

[Black Tulip]

Do they smoke?
I could try to send you some Dutch treat.

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