Need Sex This Morning

[Richard_P_Feynman]

Are you feeling amorous and desiring of sexual conquest? Let us know if you are feeling amorous and desiring of sexual conquest.

http://www.die-screaming.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/Brandi-Love-GIF-Porn-Hard-Sex.gif

 

[EternalFantasies]

And make sure you specify if you are feeling amorous and desiring of sexual conquest.

 

[Aphro]

Those bolt-on boobs sure remain static during fucking.

 

[Exescort]

Those bolt-on boobs sure remain static during fucking.

Haha so they do! It must be like carrying two rocks about

 

[Richard_P_Feynman]

Those bolt-on boobs sure remain static during fucking.

Everybody's a critic these days.

Perhaps I should have gone with

https://s.smutty.com/media_smutty/f/r/e/n/b/french-lp-re2kb-196a42.gif

or

https://www.porn.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/Bouncing-Boobs-While-Getting-Fucked.gif.

 

[adrina]

"Bolt on boobs"

I laughed.

 

[MelissaBaby]

Are you feeling amorous and desiring of sexual conquest?

Not anymore.

 

[Richard_P_Feynman]

Not anymore.

Damn!

(Details? )

 

[EternalFantasies]

Those bolt-on boobs sure remain static during fucking.

Both suck; fake boobs and pro porn.

 

[Richard_P_Feynman]

Both suck; fake boobs and pro porn.

I actually agree with Fuckwit. For numerous reasons, both aesthetic and ethical.

 

[Rotadom]

Not anymore.

Damn!

(Details? )

https://i.imgur.com/dLL3jbQ.jpg

 

[Aphro]

Everybody's a critic these days.

Perhaps I should have gone with

https://s.smutty.com/media_smutty/f/r/e/n/b/french-lp-re2kb-196a42.gif

or

https://www.porn.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/Bouncing-Boobs-While-Getting-Fucked.gif.

Yes. These are much better visually. At least in my humble opinion.

 

[Tryharder62]

No, I just want to sleep longer!

 

[MelissaBaby]

Damn!

(Details? )

My man and I have a hard time syncing our schedules, so we have to seize the time when we can.

Let's just say that he woke up smiling this morning.

 

[jezzilee]

My man and I have a hard time syncing our schedules, so we have to seize the time when we can.

Let's just say that he woke up smiling this morning.

I woke an ex of mine with a blow job once, I wound up with a black eye, and a nearly broken nose...how was I to know that he would react in such a way? I am a little gun shy now

 

[KimGordon67]

I woke an ex of mine with a blow job once, I wound up with a black eye, and a nearly broken nose...how was I to know that he would react in such a way? I am a little gun shy now

Wow - I've had that happen from trying to wake someone while they were still drunk, but not 'waking' them in the biblical sense ... that must have been extremely unpleasant. I'm not surprised it's put you off the whole concept.

 

[jezzilee]

Wow - I've had that happen from trying to wake someone while they were still drunk, but not 'waking' them in the biblical sense ... that must have been extremely unpleasant. I'm not surprised it's put you off the whole concept.

What was worse was going into the office in the morning and explaining to his mother that I ran into the cupboard door in the middle of the night. I think to this day she thinks he hit me

 

[adrina]

What are the afternoon options?

 

[Richard_P_Feynman]

What are the afternoon options?

There's a little of Option A

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and a little of Option B

https://68.media.tumblr.com/635f2cd3f92991d3f4657c1fa15d055a/tumblr_inline_oad8tcob1F1qgp297_500.gif.

 

[adrina]

Those are some very workable options.

 

[chillywilly2]

I woke an ex of mine with a blow job once, I wound up with a black eye, and a nearly broken nose...how was I to know that he would react in such a way? I am a little gun shy now

Don't sleep with ex'es...no good can come from it

 

[jezzilee]

Don't sleep with ex'es...no good can come from it

Words of wisdom!