Need More AB please!

[ABluvr]

i really really love Alton Brown of the Food Network. there is only 1 story on here, it is very well written and i love it, but i need more please!

 

[Carnevil9]

I must be hopelessly out of touch. Alton Brown? Catherine Bell? I've never heard of ANY of these people!!!!

 

[ABluvr]

have you ever watched the Food Network? Alton is all over the place there, he is super sexy

 

[emap]

He is the host of Good Eats on Foodnetwork. I rather like him he's funny doesn't take cooking to seriously and doesn't slap down this incredibly difficult to recreate chef fair dish that tastes little better than the same thing raw.

Oh sorry I won't be doing a story of him and me, he doesn't float my boat. I think he's a great guy and all but not terribly cute to me.

Well OK one other problem, I can't see a good way to make a believable set up for sex. So far as I can tell he is all about finding the way to make new dishes or why this dish is done this way.

 

[Carnevil9]

I would think a chef would provide lots of possibilities for erotic stories:

1. He cooks for his date, and uses the most sensual of phrases to describe the ingredients and the processes, getting her all horned up until she jumps his bones.

2. He get's HIMSELF all horned up with his sensual descriptions, then goes nuts and attacks his assistant.

3. He has an ultra-horny girlfriends, and finds all sorts of exotic vegetables to diddle her with.

4. Etc, etc, etc.

 

[jeninflorida]

he's all over the place and some times gives too much info...however, I am a food network junkie.

i really really love Alton Brown of the Food Network. there is only 1 story on here, it is very well written and i love it, but i need more please!

 

[emap]

I watch it alot to.