need help

[Guest]

not to long ago i read a message from someone on a different site and they were talking about eating there own cum. I tried what they had said to do which is lying flat on the floor and putting your feet over your head, then jerking off into my mouth. the problem is that it hurts my neck and i can't get into the mood. if anybody knows another way please let me know. thanks

 

[Bs]

OMIGOD! Another taste of cum thread!! }

 

[Dakota]

Well, if you were justsomeone you wouldn't need any help Maybe he will come in on this thread and help you. Why don't you just catch some in your hand?

Dakota

 

[Bs]

There once was a young man from Nantucket
Who had a dick so long he could suck it
He said with a grin
As he wiped off his chin
If my ear were a cunt
I'd fuck it!

 

[Guest]

bbbbbrrravooooo! BS! you are full of it!

 

[Just Someone]

haha....can't believe I'm going to give up my secret here. Ok, sit on the bed, spread your legs about 30 degrees apart...them bring them up slightly....now, slowly move down....if you feel a pain....stop....and wait a few minutes...once the pain has subsided, go lower.....hopefully, you'll get there.

 

[Dakota]

bs where did you get that one?

 

[Bs]

From the deep dark preverted recesses of my mind. Occasionally, you guys will bring out the worst and best in me. Maybe someone should start a limerk (sp) thread. I may remember more of them? glad you liked it.

 

[Guest]

An easier way to taste your cum?? Uhhhhh..hmmmm, lets think of that one..i'm no rocket scientist, but have you tried cumming in your hand instead, and just tasting it that way??

 

[Guest]

Well kiss-met(!?) - you obviously aren't a rocket scientist because a rocket scientist might just have noticed that Dakota said exactly the same thing already - oh well, better luck next time, I'm sure you will be able to think of something original to say eventually.

 

[GuyJD]

That's sick.

 

[KillerMuffin]

I realize this will come as a shock to ya'll, but the heat and salty sweat on your palm changes the flavor of cum a little bit. Some people prefer it straight from the dick. When I want cum, I just suck a dick, of course, since I'm not hampered by having to suck my own (don't have one) it's not a problem for me.

 

[Ree]

I realize this will come as a shock to ya'll, but the heat and salty sweat on your palm changes the flavor of cum a little bit. Some people prefer it straight from the dick. When I want cum, I just suck a dick, of course, since I'm not hampered by having to suck my own (don't have one) it's not a problem for me.

Just curious, KM, if he was to get some from his significant other after giving him a mind altering blowjob does that alter the taste of his cum?? Got to be an easier way to taste his own spunk then turning himself into a human pretzel. Mmmmm, anyone else need a snack?

 

[Bonnie Wee Lassie]

I know this is way out there for me...but I would really like a pic of that one. Just to see how the hell someone can possibly do that.