need help writing your novel in four days????

[gauchecritic]

Try this program, written by experts...blah...blah....blah

 

[Zeb_Carter]

What no free 30 day trial?

 

[jomar]

Takes too long. If I can manage someone in one minute, why can't I write a novel in the same amount of time?

 

[DerelictionOfSanity]

*snort* I'm perfectly capable of writing a novel in 2 weeks; it would just be utter tripe. Part of the reason most people take a long time to write is that they like to go over their ideas and let them stew properly until they've got everything just as they like.

I haven't read any of this guy's stuff, but I'm fairly dubious.

 

[3113]

And the published authors who graduated from this stellar program are....?